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OT: Funny yo momma jokes

72_os
72_os1653

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke.

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ATACdawg

Yo momma was rotten to the core, but great to the army!

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motorhead

Haha

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ATACdawg

Did you hear about the fabulous new concert cellist who is African American? His name is Yo Ma Ma.....

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motorhead

Yo momma so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.

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mikeya02

Yo mama's so fat that when she turns around in the house , she rearranges the furniture

Yo mama's so fat, her shadow weighs 50 lbs

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motorhead

Yo momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said I'm listening to 50 Cent

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rh48hr

Yo momma's pussy is so nasty they had to cut the string off her tampon because the crabs kept bungee jumping.

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crazyjoe

What sex position makes the ugliest babies?

Lets call juicy's mom and find out...

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likes2look

Yo Ma Ma is so fat...

When she hauls ass she makes two trips!

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mikeya02

Yo mama's so ugly, I could push her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies

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Eric_Murphy

Yo Momma's so fat......

When she dances the BAND skips.

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72_os

Lol !!

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