OT: Funny yo momma jokes

Yo momma was rotten to the core, but great to the army!

Haha

Did you hear about the fabulous new concert cellist who is African American? His name is
Yo Ma Ma.....

Yo momma so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.

Yo mama's so fat that when she turns around in the house , she rearranges the furniture

Yo mama's so fat, her shadow weighs 50 lbs

Yo momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said I'm listening to 50 Cent

Yo momma's pussy is so nasty they had to cut the string off her tampon because the crabs kept bungee jumping.

What sex position makes the ugliest babies?

Lets call juicy's mom and find out...

Yo Ma Ma is so fat...

When she hauls ass she makes two trips!

Yo mama's so ugly, I could push her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies

Yo Momma's so fat......

When she dances the BAND skips.

Lol !!