Did you ever?

Did you ever see a dancer with pierced nipples squirt 3 ways?

Did shadow smell shits?

Did GACAclub find confidence?

If women were real, would you sleep with them?

Did you ever go pheasant hunting at a strip club?

I cant finger this one out!

Where has my finger been?

Shit!

Dam crazyjoe is talking to himself again,

Fuck

I think you beat my record crazy.

Do you know who this guy is?

Never had that happen.

But I was at a club once, and a dancer called my friend up to the stage and got him real close and she squeezed her nipple and shot him in the face with breast milk.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen at a strip club.

Yes, no, no, I don't know, yes, no, I have no clue!, and no, you're not just talking to yourself.

@warhawks: I never saw a lactating stripper, but she'd get all my money if I did.

I once asked to suck the tit of a striperweb girl. Of course she refused, they don't give extras to lowlife PL's like us. Despite the fact that the back room was dark she started dancing and the booth glowed as bright as daylight. Turns out she was moonlighting and her day job was doctoral research in nuclear particle physics. Yes, a smart stripper who glows in the dark.

And maybe I was lucky that I didn't consume what was probably both a biological pathogen and radioactive waste.....