Exotic dancers reveal their gnarliest stories (from The Chive)

Kinda tame stuff. For example, hard to believe there wasn't a dancer whose mom wanted to date one of her customers.

Yeah, big whoop.

I have to assume the woman in the first story was a waitress or a house mom or something and not a dancer. For Pete's sake, if a guy asks you to dance 20 times and only wants to get dances with you, if you're a dancer, you should have his life's savings by the end of the night, no matter the reason why. I wouldn't think you'd be complaining at that point.

We'll have to get founder to add IULD (In-Utero Lap Dance) to the glossary.