I Miss a Diva

Diva, thank you for sending me PMs with your advice. It's so nice of you to care, and you understand dancers. That's how I know that you're real.

So I know you're busy and all. Not trying to guilt you or anything. But we miss your contributions. Or at least I do. I don't know what happened with the jail thing, and you don't need to tell us. Just wanted to say that we miss you in case you read this.

And I want my lap dance with you some day soon. I'll pay DS prices if you'll do it for me. You won't believe what I tipped DS2 for just a lap dance. That was when she said yes to my date offer.

No slight intended to 95 or any of our other dancers by reaching out to Diva. That includes you jerikson. I know you're lurking out there. I love all dancer participation. It's just that Diva is my guardian angel.

Bye Diva. Come back sometime.