Recently went to Brazil on business. Then extended trip by a few days for fun. And we know TUSCL members are not pimple-laced nubes visiting strip clubs. We've got black-belts in strip-club-ology that equate goodness to mileage. So why not turn to Backpage for ultimate mileage? Short answer - the majority of backpage service providers are not attractive. Some are gross. And there is not much of try before you buy. A Strip Club on the other hand allows selection - looks, talk, sample dances - and then go further or simply chill. Of course such use of Strip Clubs in USA for this purpose annoys the "nice and clean" homey dancers. So here is the main point of this article: Brazil is the ultimate destination for TUSCL vets. Better than Germany's FKKs and possibly Thailand.
Brazil Sex Report: Besides traditional avenues for sex (newspaper ads, street walkers) - there are two established avenues - Adult Night Clubs and Termas.
Adult Night Clubs: These are just like any night club - alcohol, music (DJ or live), dance floor. A customer pays a cover to get in. And then enjoy the club. Females must do the same. Inside the club it is regular socializing. You can sit at the bar and drink. Socialize with others. Enjoy live music. Hit the dance floor. Or if you have had enough - just leave. Majority of the girls offer sex for money. In my visits did not find any desperate girls - in fact all were having a good time. You get to talk, socialize, dance with the girls. Even feel them up. If you like something negotiate a deal to take her to your hotel or simply enjoy the place like a night club.
Termas: These are spas that feature girls who offer sex for money. But you can enjoy a sex free spa experience also for a nominal cover ($20-$30) in case you are not in the mood. Sex can be had in the Terma itself or back in your hotel.
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Even small towns across Brazil have these two types of establishments. The #1 club is "Help!" in Copocabana in Rio - on Friday evenings packed with 400 girls inside and another 800 outside. And then in a small town like Campinas - Red Lion with 20 girls and a relaxed feel. A small detail on payment. Customer is given a card in the clubs and locker in Terma. All charges are tabbed on the card or locker number (drinks, food, etc) - and payment is made once in the end.
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Very little English is understood in Brazil. Some even have trouble understanding "yes" and "no" - I kid you not. It gets annoying quickly. A little Portuguese will be very helpful. I used translation app on my phone - helps a bit. In the end - love needs no language so it all works out.
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Have never checked on the legality of prostitution in Brazil - but have not heard about any busts and such. Bigger issue is petty crime - that can turn violent. Due to the big disparity between rich and poor - sometimes the thefts and such can get out of control. If you are aware of your surroundings - you should be ok. Back in the hotel - generally the hotel will ask your girl for ID - that they photocopy. Possibly as a safety precaution.
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The women have stunning bodies and mesmerizing butts. Faces are not beautiful (in the classical sense we have been raised). Love making skills are fantastic. Simply mind blowing. Every visitor makes the inevitable rookie mistake - goes to a Terma or Club and gets mesmerized by a "8" and quickly settles on a deal. Only minutes later experiences "buyer remorse" when the "11" or a "14" walks in (on a scale of 10). USA has not produced Rating Scales to properly rate some of these Brazilian damsels. Off the charts! The rookie mistake is a priceless experience of joy interlaced with greed for more. Experience it.
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$100 - $500 for the whole night of non-stop sex in dozen different ways. $300 is average (for a stunning hottie on american rating scale). Surprisingly $500 is simply whiter with a European facial cut and $100 is older yet feisty woman. I'm completely in heaven with $300 beauties - and may even tip $200 for the pleasure, versus a $500 thin, delicate woman. I tried the full range - and except one experience - all exceeded my expectations. Sex-week with beautiful, disease & drug-free girls can be had for $5K all inclusive.
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Comparison to Tijuana: Although Tijuana is notches above north of border, it feels like a wham-bam thank you ma'am experience. Love making skills of the TJ girls are good but only until you haven't experienced a Brazilian hottie in bed.
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What about civilians? Well the availability of girls and reasonable prices leaves no motivation to seek our women in the civilian world. And the language barrier will put a damper on any warm-up small talk. But I imagine sex life can be wild on the civilian side too. Two lame but pleasing experiences. First - in my hotel lobby I asked a young couple sitting on adjacent sofa for directions to the mall. The attractive lady took the lead in offering help and direction. She sat very close to me navigating map on my phone. My eyes flopping between the phone screen and her busty cleavage - and she smelled great. The guy was also helping with directions with no hints of jealousy. We parted ways - and I felt good. Second experience - I head to a outdoor fair (rides, amusement stalls, food, etc) and walking through the parking lot, see a very big Honda Valkyrie motorcycle. Candy red and shiny. Had leather saddle bags. Within moments, a pretty, petite and very feminine woman (mid 20s) approaches the bike carrying a helmet and holding a 5 year old's hand (her son?). She gives me a genuine and warm smile. I smile back and regret not initiating a conversation - even if to simply appreciate her bike. That could have been a great adventure with a hot single mom!
In conclusion, Brazil should be on every strip-clubbers must-do list. Sex is great, Food is great and you won't break your bank.

