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So if both were real women which would you sleep with?

former_stripper

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

You all know Barbie but what about Lammily. This doll is "real" which of course means heavier (because thinner people apparently aren't real). She even gets period. eonline.com.

Back when I danced some clubs hired women who looked like Lammily got hired but most would have told her to lose weight. Barbie on the other hand always got hired.

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jackslash

Barbie. If I wanted a "real woman" I would go to Walmart, not strip cubs.

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Meursault

Does Lammily have a good butt? If so, Lammily. If not, I'll pass. Barbie is boring and flat-assed. That's why Ken is so gay.

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shailynn

Good grief, are you having a contest tonight with LDK82 to see who can come up with the most absurd topics?

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former_stripper

Well according to that she has a bigger butt. However she gets periods so it probably gets bigger. Jackslash, that's so true. A "real' woman is everywhere, but especially Wal-Mart.

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crazyjoe

"Good grief, are you having a contest tonight with LDK82 to see who can come up with the most absurd topics?"

Good advice

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former_stripper

Who is LDK?

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crazyjoe

^^^ the one you're competing with

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crazyjoe

^^^ the one you're competing with

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ilbbaicnl

Can I get gangbanged by all 4 Bratz instead?

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lopaw

I'll take Barbie's slutty younger sister Skipper. She's very fuckable.

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former_stripper

I can imagine Bratz are good at sucking dick with their big heads.

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