A Tale of Two VIPs

After a long hiatus, I have returned to what I consider one of the best in SoCal in terms of "Bang for Your Buck." While it isn't one of the most posh places around, the renovations that they made over a year ago definitely made a difference in terms of cleanliness and additional space. Instead of boring you with the layout (has been discussed in detail in other reviews), I will walk you through my experience in the club.

So I arrive around 8:30 on Tuesday evening and there is plenty of parking in the lot out front. I walk up to the door and the security guy does a quick wand check then sends me in to pay $15 dollar cover. The dude at the front informs me that they require the purchase of one non-alcoholic drink per hour. Seems ridiculous but whatever, I will be in and out in no time. As I walk in my eyes had to adjust to the darkness and only see around 3-4 PLs in the club. I sit down and the waitress immediately comes over and asks what I want to drink. I say a glass of ice water which is 6 bucks...wtf. Oh well, it satisfies the drink policy so I pay and look at my options. (Note: The drink hustle isn't super high but every time a girl sits down with you they come over and ask if you want to buy the lady a drink. A simple no will suffice and the waitress will go away)

There are around 8 strippers in the club. Mostly white and hispanic. I did see one light skinned AA with terrible fake tits and no Asians. They ranged between 6-8 on the hotness scale and there weren't any that would make you run for the hills. Anyways, a skinny (almost anorexic) white girl approaches me and starts chatting me up. She just started working there about a week ago and seemed a bit naive. I am able to get rid of her and am approached by a curvy but not too curvy Hispanic girl with boltons. She immediately sits on my lap and tells me she is down for some "special" fun.