Ever wonder what strip clubbing will be like in your 70s?
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I came to see DS2 at her club. My regular table is occupied. The guy there is at least 75, and my table is covered in flowers. For hours, this guy glares at every dancer on stage. Then he approaches each one. They do their thing. He tips them $1 and then hands them a rose. He hands it to them like it's made of solid gold. Seriously he acted like he had the greatest system ever devised. The girls handed the roses to the DJ who I was later told just tossed them. And if the guy really liked a dancer he'd give them an entire bouquet of flowers to go with their one dollar bill. They were the cheapest bouquets sold, the ones with carnations dyed unnatural colors. These too were given to the DJ for safekeeping.
Even more pitiful is the fact that I've seen this guy at other strip clubs in the area, some as far as 150 miles away from this one. All he does all night is tip each girl $1 on stage and try to fondle them as they walk off stage. Dancers have told me that he has never bought a dance and only tips $1 and nothing more on stage. I've seen him do the flowers thing only once before. Apparently he saves that for nights when he wants to be a big spender.
Most nights the dancers tolerate him, take his $1, and move on. But I've seen a couple get really pissed when he "hugged" them as they got off stage.
The guy is mostly harmless, and he seems to enjoy running his system, so I guess he's just another one of the crazies itc. But I desperately don't want to ever become this guy. Shadowcat is my role model for how a 70+ yo PL should conduct themselves in a strip club.
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But I'm not slowing down. I think this Saturday I will be making history. A 21 yo legitimate college student(4 days a week) has agreed to an afternoon delight and dinner. I got a text this morning from her "sounds awesome". I'd call her a 9. You saw her on your last visit and approved.
Hey, if it makes the guy happy, sounds like he's having a good time running his version of "the system."
The old guy who gives a rose and a $1 tip doesn't know what the monthly social security check is for.
When she went up to ask if he needed any help, he gasped a request that she couldn't quite make out. On about the third repetition, she finally understood him to say, "I want a blow job."
She told him she couldn't provide that for him, but she'd ask around. She went over to where a group of strippers were hanging out and said, "Who wants to blow some old geezer before he croaks?" Right away, one of the girls jumped up and said she'd do it.
I asked my fave who'd been up for it. She started to describe her, then seeing her across the club, said, "Oh, there she is over there." It was probably the dumpiest looking girl in the club. Whenever she's on stage, I try not to look. The day I get so old she's my only option is the day I give up strippers.
But in a club or OTC? No, if I'm paying for it, I demand quality! I suppose if I don't age well, I'll just need to pay more huh. I wonder how much that girl got?
I don't find any humor in this thread. :)
I guess an old man has to do what he has to do. I hope I'm not too far from my current me as far as behavior in the strip club if I'm still going by 70. I'm separated, soon to be divorced at 30 and hopefully by 70 I have a wife that's there to the end.
I don't think I'd be in the strip club if I couldn't walk without some type of assistance.
Interesting theory to be sure. But no gravy, he was underweight, no signs of subterranean living, no obsession with Asian dancers, never offered to wash a car once that I saw. Probably not.
Hopefully I'll go out with a heart attack while doing a busty beauty. Then, I won't have to pay! A double win! :-)