Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Tat City!

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rockstar666
Sep 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I went on a Thursday afternoon, and there was only one dancer I knew, so she monopolized my time. And a good thing, because the quality of the new girls on this visit was quite poor. This is not to say another afternoon would be the same, but there were way too many frumpy, ugly, awkward dancers with tats everywhere on this day. I mean everywhere too: hands, arms, but cheeks, chest, back...they were walking billboards. Maybe I'm old, but I just don't get it. Most dancers have a few here and there, but I thought I was in a biker bar.

Worse yet, the new girls were not good looking to begin with. Small tits on a chunky body is not attractive for a club dancer. It's rare I encourage a dancer to get a boob job but most of these newbies needed one. In addition, they were indifferent about hair, makeup, clothes...one girl's costume was 2 sized too small for her flab and it was embarrassing! I don't know who hired these girls but surely they can do better than this. Usually the daytime quality is average at worst, and pretty decent at best so this was just a bad day.

I noticed one chunky girl that was quite pretty and also rather hot; her name was Lolly. I didn't dance with her but she might be worth a try. And MILF Sylvia is always a great choice, which is who I spent my time and money on. She's very sweet, has an amazing body and does a great grind. Days are usually better than this so I hope this isn't a trend.

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