Where should i go to strip for pheasant season?

Another poster mentioned South Dakota as being good.

Bangkok.

Do a quick search on StripperWeb, they will have decent info on this topic, you can also read about the millions made from providing nothing but air dances to loathsome scum custies.

The same place you went last time

I heard pheasants were notoriously bad tippers. I would wait for buffalo season.

Are there clubs that provide housing? I've got a friend who's in a bind. She asked the club manager if she could sleep at the club after work recently. He said sure, if you'll sit on my face for 5 minutes. She put on jeans and sat on his face (allegedly).

I heard it was duck season.

Wabbit season!

Duck season!

Duck season!

Wabbit season!

Sorry. Just had a flash back to Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd...

No son, it's BASEBALL season!!! (At least if you're a Cub fan!)