The first one that comes to my mind is actually visiting a strip club but that won't work because most of them don't have enough money to go. That is why they seek attention on here.
That is a short list
The Internet is the venue of choice for dissenters. Don't pretend Shadowcat that you are not also a dissenter, you just have more cash to pass out than most people do.
SJG
Shadowcat do you know what you call a rich PL?
Answer: a PL.
SJG
Slit your throat.
jack off to free internet porn
Shit at McD's
Eat chicken fangers
Go see some live music!
Be brilliant!
Read self-help books.
Be a complete and total faggit!
Drink Alcohol
Use Street Drugs
Go to an Evangelical Church and Get Saved
See a Psychotherapist and Get Put on Medications
And I like Nina's suggestion about reading self-help books. A grossly overpaid idiot running one running one of our public libraries has just bought pallets of these.
How about things for Shadowcat to do instead of starting a thread like this?
SJG
Swing Low Sweet Cadillac youtube.com
Post on Stripper Web
:)
SJG
Young girls asking old guys how to be sexy always cracks me up