First, the non-brilliant part! If you're a weird pervert that prints BDSM coloring books you should only bring adults into your polyamorous marriage. This guy brought a 17-year old in so I certainly think he's a first-rate d-bag!
However, he gave me an idea! I'm going to start the "4got2wipe institute for brilliant rimjob research!" Only adults invited! I'll publish educational rimjob focused coloring books! I'll educate the masses regarding the importance of wiping and advocate installing bidets in public restrooms! It'll be ace!
Can I count on you for donations? They'll be tax deductible! ;)
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last commentCan I be a part of your institute?
SJG
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Sure, here's $100,000,000. Be careful with the bill, the ink is still wet. :)
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You need me as the Executive Director of you institute.
SJG
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If I can secure the funding you can join the institute san_jose_guy!
But just to be clear, I only want rimjobs from women! I assume that the same is true for you! Not that there is anything wrong with same sex rimjob action if you're into that!
Indeed, watching sexy lesbians rim each other sounds brilliant!
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I didn't know that you were a mega donor vincemichaels! Thanks for the brilliant offer! We'll talk details!
I'm already thinking about the educational materials we'll publish! I think that I'll start with a campaign on the importance of remembering2wipe!
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