First, the non-brilliant part! If you're a weird pervert that prints BDSM coloring books you should only bring adults into your polyamorous marriage. This guy brought a 17-year old in so I certainly think he's a first-rate d-bag!
However, he gave me an idea! I'm going to start the "4got2wipe institute for brilliant rimjob research!" Only adults invited! I'll publish educational rimjob focused coloring books! I'll educate the masses regarding the importance of wiping and advocate installing bidets in public restrooms! It'll be ace!
Can I count on you for donations? They'll be tax deductible! ;)

Can I be a part of your institute?
SJG