Sportscenter

^^^Stop watching it. Go to the local strip club instead, and let the poor single moms there annoy you while they shake their asses in your face. 8O)

And the local strip club has a wall-sized TV tuned to ESPN. You just can't win...

"And the local strip club has a wall-sized TV tuned to ESPN. You just can't win..."

Brilliant point!

In college I had a friend that wanted to start a combination strip club, sports bar, and shooting range! You'd sit in a rotating chair and sometimes you'd se the girls, then rotate to see the TVs playing sports, the you'd shoot! You would, of course, put away the gun when the chair rotated back to the girls!

Despite those clear instructions I was dubious of the safety of the venture! It seemed like a lawsuit waiting to happen, so I designated the idea non-brilliant!

Typos are non-brilliant!

"...see the girls..."

"...then you'd shoot!"

Regardless, I'm curious whether you guys would be patrons!

^^^^Depends on who I'd be allowed to shoot^^^^

Ha! Mailed that idiot bouncer right between the eyes. Bagged that annoying Sports Center commentator!

Yeah, you're right. Too much potential for nonbriiliant mayhem.. ;-)

I watched a match once in a SC and it was hilarious. Since the strippers were not really paying me much attention, I got preoccupied watching the dykes bounce around in mini-skirts chasing the yellow ball around the court. Funny thing was the real dancers got a little miffed that I wasn't really watching them. It was funny how the strippers would compete with the dykes on television by starting mundane conversation or ask questions about the match. Who's winning?, one asked. I am, I answered, and turned back to watch the dykes in mini-skirts, while I drank my Heineken. It was a no-extras club, so I didn't really lose out on anything,

I kind of miss some of the dykes like Monica Seles. She would have this sexy grunt every time she'd hit the ball with her racquet, as though a cock pounded balls deep into her pussy. Ultra light soft core porn is women's tennis, like the tittie pictures in a national geographic. lol

I don't watch sports center. I do watch sports all the time though. I am a UK fan first, but also a Reds and bengals fan.

I thought this thread was going to be about the women of Sportcenter.

I do agree with you about the ex-jocks. I don't know why the execs at ESPN and the other networks think the American public is so stupid that we want to hear poor quality commentary just because someone played in the NFL.

I prefer the professionals. Mike Greenberg, Colin Cowherd etc...

Some of the coaches - Jon Gruden and Herm Edwards - are ok. And I think Kirk Herbstreit is one of the best, but I think he just played in college.

I always thought the worst ex-jock sports commentator was Warren Sapp. He would say something then look into the camera with a stupid cheesy smile. Of course he was probably making a 100 grand for every opinion he let dribble out, so he certainly has more stripper singles than I do to make it rain. If I am looking at Sports Center at all, it's just to catch up on the scores. Don't really care who is giving them, but a hot chick sports caster is always better on the eyes.

Of course, Warren Sapp got himself taken off the air for his nonbrilliant behavior!!

Some of the ex-jocks, like Howie Long, Dan Marino )sadly not on the air anymore and Boomer Esiason can actually speak literate English and offer good insights.

I just watch SportsCenter for the women and the highlights. I tune everything else out.

Chris Boomer Berman should have retired 5 years ago. He is unwatchable. He is no Keith Jackson, though I think he thinks he is a national treasure.