A PL bunmer
JamesSD
California
Couple of weeks later? "I think I've seen you here before, right?"
This one is actually a rarity. Strippers normally remember "yes he spent money on me" vs. "He shot me down". Even if they remember nothing else.
She's hot though. If I win powerball tomorrow we will be doing OTC.
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My favorite, though, is when a girl I've never met absolutely insists we've met. If she remains absolutely insistent that we've met, eventually I give in, and there's plenty of fun to be had. "Remember last time how you gave me the stripper handshake?! Huh, doya, huh?"
I think papi is right about drugs.
Just wait until you fuck one, and 3 weeks later she doesn't remember you when she comes up and offers a lapdance. Then the next weekend you get a text from her trying to get you to come see her at your club, not realizing who you even are. - that all happened to me a few months ago.
DANCER (suddenly stopping): "Heyyyyy ... I fucked you."
ISHMAEL: "Actually, no. But now that we're on the subject..."
It was a better than average night.
I can see Shadows response now: "honey, I only do facials so that couldn't have been me."
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Generalizations are often wrong....
PL answers "Yeah, all us PLs look alike. Just a bunch of dollar tipping spunk monkeys"
So, I used to hand this one good pole dancer twenties for her excellent work, but after being absentee from her club for months, she sees me come in one day and says "hey there I remember you. Names Jackson right?" I says to her "Yeah, but you can just call me Andrew." (drums please) 8O)
"Just last Saturday a stripper told me that the last time she saw me, I shot a load of cum down her leg and didn't even tip her. I know it wasn't me. I wonder if she scores new customers with that line?"
I can see Shadows response now: "honey, I only do facials so that couldn't have been me."
Nope, it would have been, "Honey, If I "shot a load of cum down" anything, it would be your throat! :)
All PLs look alike when they're are holding out a twenty...
WetWilly: *All* generalizations are wrong . . . always (including this one).
I was in another club in memphis about 6 years later. I notice a girl is staring at me for awhile then she comes over to me and ask if I remember her. She then mentioned how she sat in my lap and was shy that night since it was her first night.
Now that was pretty impressive for sure. She said she remembered me because I had a unique look to me.. Don't know if thats good or bad.