Baltimore Strip Clubs: Choosing a Gentleman's Club or The Block?
Georgewalker
Maryland
Saturday, January 9, 2016 12:00 AM
When in Baltimore, you have 2 truly unique options on where to go.
The 2 Gentlemens Clubs in the area are Scores and The Hustler. Scores will have the best quality by far.There are some truly real stunning girls. You will frequently find a 10. You will pay a premium for her time and attention. The "hustle" at Scores is far lower than what you will find at some of the tip end clubs in other cities. Often the top girls gravitate toward their regulars. If you are from out of town and pulling a one-nighter, it is fairly easy to solve any problem at a strip club with $$$. Scores is no exception. Simply tip your future ex-wife of your dreams a few twenties when she does her stage rotation, and she is sure to have a drink or two with you as you decide whether to go VIP or just the Lap Dances. The "hustle" at Scores is usually far less than many other GC's I have been to while traveling. As always YMMV depending on your lady.
Topless LD are $30, "regular top on LD is $20. "grindage" is full on and hands allowed to roam over anything not covered. The champagne room can be great fun as it is with most clubs. Although it is not cheap. Dayshift offers 2 for 1 for all dances and rooms. You do not pay $20 per drink for the girls, although, at the clubs advice, they will likely order the most expensive drink they can. As with any club, the level of fun is largely determined by you girl and your connection with her....or her greed for money:)
Do not expect to bust a nut outside of your pants while at Scores.
Hustler is the only other true Gentleman's club in Baltimore City. It is similar to Scores however the quality is a bit lower. There is also a much wider array of rules at Hustler. Some days you can "get away" with far more and other days far less. This is largely determined by management that day, the girl you are with, and believe it or not, the last time the LE came in to hassle the club. In my Hustler experience, I have some nights in the VIP where some outstanding mileage occurred. Other nights, she often pointed at a camera and slowed things down. Dayshift at Hustler is usually dead. It is 2for 1 but Scores is hands down better on dayshift the Hustler. I rate Scores much higher overall than Hustler. The only part about hustler I like better is that is on the end of the block so if I get all worked without an outlet- the good ole' block is right there!
So now we have "The Block" or what I affectionately call "The Dark Side". If it is "mileage" you seek, go to the block. It is a mile away from scores (and closer to the airport). There are multiple clubs to choose from on The Block. I am not going to review each club on The Block. That is virtually useless since girls and the clubs change so often, plus several other people have done club reviews on The Block. You just never know week to week what any particular club will be like.
Overall the top Block clubs, strictly by consistency, are The Pussy Cat and The Red Room. I still find that it is usually best to check all the clubs yourself. That is part of the fun. Opening each door on the Block, while searching for "THEE" girl of the day, is akin to opening presents like a kid on xmas morning. Id also advise that when you find THEE girl, settle in and end the search. Too often, I continue my adventure and pass up a girl I really like and find that she is no longer available.
I suggest you begin you block adventure by expressing some air of confidence and a showing little "game" yourself. Don't let yourself get played. Be prepared to walk out of 2 or 3 clubs until you see a chick that catches your eye. Don't feel bad about walking out immediately when you see a chick that looks like a linebacker for The Ravens. The fun thing about the block is the adventure; not knowing what to expect. You could find a cute young GND who just graduated HS and needs to make some extra money, or a young hot recent divorcee. Or unfortunately the inevitable ugly toothless chick who is 7 months pregnant (hard pass on that one!). So many girls, so many stories. You will see and hear it all.
I have rarely gone down to The Block and failed to find at least a few young hotties desperate for $ and willing to ensure I have a wonderful time. At least that is the attitude and approach I use when going down to the "dark side" for a BLOCK adventure. Anything goes on the block. Keep that sense of adventure if you opt to "Block-IT". If you do find a girls that you want to meet, you buy her a drink for $20-25 for an intro 5-10 minutes. After that, it is expected you can make a decision if you want to take the party upstairs or maybe a little nook in the club for more privacy and a higher priced drink. I am fairly certain that the drinks and policies of each club is already published buy some of my other Block buddies. Nothing has changed here for decades!
If you just want the traditional safer strip club experience, stick with Scores or The Hustler (also on the block but at the end). Your $ at Scores and Hustler wont go as far but the quality will be far better overall. The Block is down and dirty and truly an adventure!
Hope this helps. Good luck. I happy to answer any specific questions.
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