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OT: How Is Shit Like This Even Possible?

I've said it before, I am a news junkie, and there aren't very many articles I have read that come through Time, USA Today, CNN, Newser, etc. by the end of the week. Some are a little too insane and I…

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OTC Adventure

This will be another entry in my "diary" about this woman who I met in the Club. It has been four months now since we first met. Things rolled along and we are now seeing each other outside the…

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Speaking of cheerleaders, this is one brilliant cheerleader!

www.xvideos.com/video12453687/kasey_warner_gets_her_pussy_slammed_by_black_cocks I like that this girls twitter is "doesnteatmeat"! She had plenty of meat in her mouth in this video! ;)

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She has a college degree but chose to be a stripper for fun.

Girl in the UK. http://www.thedebrief.co.uk/news/opinion/i-ve-got-a-degree-but-i-choose-to-strip-2014037896 I once met a smart dancer who told me she had a college degree but chose to keep stripping because she was making a lot of money. A lot more than any starting salary.…

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Question for dancers regarding boundaries

Most dancers on this board have worked on two-way contact clubs but there are limits to what the dancer allows. I think most dancers are OK with PLs touching T&A. That is fairly common. What is not common is: nipple sucking, kissing…

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Platinum Plus Greenville

For whatever it's worth, according to their Facebook page, they will reopen on Friday, November 13.

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OT: 2014 MU69! 2014 MU69! 2014 MU69!

New Horizons has just adjusted it's course to fly by another Kuiper belt object after a brilliant encounter with Pluto! www.space.com/31038-new-horizons-spacecraft-second-flyby-target.html I can't wait until 2019!

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I wonder what's up with crazyjoe

Seems like he hasn't posted in a while! I hope he's having a brilliant vacation and didn't succumb to a bidet accident or something like that!

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9 QUESTIONS YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO ASK A STRIPPER

This is about British strippers. The answer to "What annoys you most about your job?" makes me think that LDK should not take any trips to England. "5. What annoys you most about your job? ‘Day to day, it’s actually just…

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Lust

I'm planning on going to lust soon. can any one give me dancer recommendation's who gives extras is cfs

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Hit or miss, but more hits than misses.

Crazy Horse is an interesting club. It's in a slightly rough area, is pretty middling in terms of the physical club, and it's on the seedy end of the clubs I've been to in…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

boring

I went to this club on a Sunday after watching some football. This was the 1st club I stopped in because it seemed to have the best reviews on TUSCL. The club is nice from…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

You're just too damn loud.

I was in Pasadena at a conference with no pickings near by. Anything was going to be a drive. In searching the reviews for the area, I found that lopaw had reviewed here…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

$$$$

I had one more night in California and I try to always stay by the airport to be convenient for my flight the next morning. In the past I've driven off sometimes quite a…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Back to Avenues

Was in Jackson for the last time this year. Had to stop in to Avenues. Not the greatest bar but it is non smoking and the men's room is really nice for an…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Thursday night

What can I say about Mario's that I haven't said already? Mario's is one of the most consistent clubs I visit. The girls are not 10's, but you can find some solid talent…

Jimmy's InBetween Gentlemen's Club

Black River Falls, Wisconsin

Jimmy's In-Between

I've been wanting to check this club out for some time because waayyyy back when I was a kid in the 70's I used to drink there on occasion and was curious what it was…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Higgs, BigTim and Dave Sat night adventures. One of my best nights in years at Bourbon Street and then especially Centerfolds.

Higgs, BigTim and Dave Sat night adventures. One of my best nights in years at Bourbon Street and then especially Centerfolds. A 4th nice younger guy who was going to meet us had a…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Higgs, BigTim and Dave Sat night adventures. One of my best nights in years at Bourbon Street and then especially Centerfolds.

A 4th nice younger guy who was going to meet us had a scheduling problem and never made it to our group of elders. Since BigTim has never been to Centerfolds, we make our way…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Criket Review

This being my first time in Detroit, I decided to check out this place based on some decent reviews and a couple of suggestions via PMs from other TUSCLers. My schedule necessitated an early…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Air dance

This is quite possibly the worst strip club I have ever been to and that is saying something. This place is hole in appearance and staff. The only plus side is that the…

SouthFork Lounge

Watertown, South Dakota

Very nice place to spend an evening

I have been here several times over the years. Generally stop in whenever I spend the night in Watertown. It is an good club to watch the girls and have a good time. There…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies

Glad to say the reports are true. The pot and the drug dealers seem to be gone/run off for the time being. As a side benefit, this opens up more of the high top table…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First time to the Blue Moon

I went on a Saturday around 2 pm. I had never been there but had wanted to for sometime based on the reviews here. Inside the place is quite bleak, stacking chairs line…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Not what it used to be

I moved away from Columbia a year and half ago. Was back in Columbia visiting family, and wanted to stop in to Platinum Plus. I used to visit Platinum a lot when I lived in…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

If you've seen one you've seen 'em all

Another in the Las Vegas type clubs where they charge a fortune for VIP service and deliver the same as a $30 lap dance. Whether or not you enjoy youtself depends on what you look…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Ok visit...

Been over a year since I stepped inside Fuego's. Missed all the changes when everybody was complaining about the place (thank goodness). Went in and things seemed like everything was back to normal. Me and…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

2 visits review

I there a couple of sundays ago, and on haloween weekday night, sunday was good if you like vip, it opens at 4pm and had tons of girls, I was low on…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Friday Nite

Nice club, maybe because its new, but the physical facility is the nicest of all the non-chain clubs in town by far. I almost never drop in to SCs at night much less a Friday…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nothing's changed.....

Stopped by yesterday (Saturday) around 5:30 PM after a disappointing visit at Atlantis. Previous visit here there were new faces, so came in with some expectations, but not a new face in the bunch.…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

So I've been to House a few times, and I thought I'd leave a review

So I've been to House a few times, and I thought I'd leave a review. This is a review from about a month ago on a Saturday night. So I get to the spot around…

Las Chavelas

Tijuana, Baja California

Had visited this club a while bad on a trip to tj

Had visited this club a while bad on a trip to tj. Was last October but decided to give my opinion because there are not much reviews about this club. As said it right between…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Worth it.. except for the clown

I stopped by after being in Philly for other reasons. After sitting at the bar for a bit, the girl who looks like a fugly clown comes up to me like she always does.…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

A winner in my book.

I decided to go for a visit on Friday before heading to Hustlers in Baltimore. The dancers were very friendly and the bartender on hand was easy going during my venture. The…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

One of Denver's best option

On Saturday's night, this club is one of the most crowded place in Denver ( except may be Market street). There is good number of girl patrons because there is dedicated stage for men dancers.…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

End of an Era

This place did close last month. There wasn't much fanfare - just a simple announcement on their Facebook page a day or two before the last night. I was hoping to get there during those…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Haven't been to Balpark in about 6 months and found myself in the area and decided to stop in to see how it is since they bad their issues a few months ago

Haven't been to Balpark in about 6 months and found myself in the area and decided to stop in to see how it is since they bad their issues a few months ago. The one…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

blah

its getting almost impossible to write a review its like a broken record, 1-3 dancers during the day ,nobody going on stage , it got to the point that i spotted a plastic spork…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Castaway

I when to Club Castaway on Nov 7. 2015. I had the time of my life I got there around 1:30 pm and never left until 11pm at night. The girl are great and hot…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Nice club for a nice quiet night

I visited Club Desire a few weeks ago to blow off some steam and had a very good time. The club was moderately busy but not too much so, with plenty of room to move…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Weekday Qiuckie

Was so horny after a stressful day at work. As a PL who doesn't have a GF or wifre decided to head to the nearest strip joint. The entry was the standard 20. The club…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies Saturday

Follies is my only club now. Not that I went to a bunch, but since I enjoy young white and Latino spinners and two way contact, it's really the best choice. This trip was…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Sept bt's visit

Arrived and seen Nice Hawaiian looking girl killer tits and nice ass very nice but she was heading to VIP when I got there Any Intel on her would be great. Well the bad took…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Literally a hit or miss club

Paid yet another visit to this club on a Friday afternoon which historically in the past would be usually jumping and, for the first time, I was actually disappointed. It's not like there had been…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Cowboy's Showgirls

I got to the club around 1 am. There were quite a few attractive dancers there. I usually like to use the stage to scope the place out to pick who to get…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Mix Mexican!

I had the"need" to go to "P.M" one Thursday after work. I have been coming to this place for many years off and on so I know what to expect, but Very rarely do I…

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Hypothetical question

Motor's trust no one comment made me think of this. You must disclose your true identity to one regularly participating Tuscl member. There is no way around it. Who do you choose? I chose shadowcat. He strikes me as a…

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Clubs with your kind of dancers

What club consistently has the largest number of dancers who are exactly your type? For me the answer is definitely Mons Venus. Most nights I would gladly pay generously to fuck half or more of the dancers on…

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College cheerleaders are the filet mignon of the girl world....

yup, still watching college football, strippers aren't really that close

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ATF tried to hustle me

I apologize in advance for this long post, just need to vent a little. I also apologize if there are any typos, I'm typing this on my phone. Before I get to what happened today I need to go over…

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Hot or not?

I guess she works at the new Ace of Diamonds club in LA. She's been in some hip hop videos. She is probably a little thicker than what I usually go for, but I would love to try to handle…

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Code of ethics among TUSCLers

Would you reveal your CF, ATF, DS' stage name to your fellow TUSCLers? What are your reasons for not doing so? Mine are: * I don't want a TUSCLer to corrupt my CF or push her boundaries. TUSCLers are not looking for…

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Florida St. has some hot cheerleaders...

In fact, a lot of colleges do

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Which of you trolls are Jucicus?

Identify yourself.....

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Archaeologists Uncover 2300 year old Theater in Cyprus

Amazing find. Do you think they played the first "Rocky" film?

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Club Massages

Would you like a massage? I've heard the question hundreds of times and always said no. I come to strip clubs for sex not for a spa experience. Until this time. For the first time ever I said…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Looks and Feels Like a Neighborhood Bar

Visited on a Friday afternoon; the place is on the corner, and at first glance I thought I was looking at a bar with the same name as the club I was looking for--nothing except…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

Had a good time

Went here after work. Had a great time with several of the dancers. Most were very friendly and easy to talk to with little pressure. VIP room experience was great with the individual…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Good for the value

I have been there on a Friday night. $10 cover, $2 drink, $15 1 song lap dance. It is quite different from most of clubs on block, which let you buy a $20-25 drink for…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

How the mighty have fallen.

This used to be the best club for dirty folks such as myself. Plentiful parking, large building, clean bathrooms, free buffet, fairly attractive dancers, and lots of extras. The buffet and bathrooms are…

Rick's Cabaret Fort Worth

Fort Worth, Texas

Fort Worth's answer to Dallas' Spearmint Rhino

Buck's FW is now the premier venue in FW for large numbers of traditionally attractive girls. While Rick's FW tries to put up a fight in this regard, they can't really compete. Where…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Mediocre visit. Not much value for $.

I like the layout of the club. When it's early in the afternoon, they use the smaller stage area which is quaint and tight. The day I went there were four or five…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

More cash for same splash

Went here with two of my friends and one of them was trying to hook up with one of the bartenders. Came in and the place was full, as in no seats left cept at…

Diamond Dolls

Syracuse, New York

Darkness on the Edge of Town

This club is located on the backside of the SYracuse Airport near the Air National Guard Base. Also near the long closed GM Fisher Guide Plant a a short ways from the closed Magna Nee'…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

Underwhelming

I stopped in on a Friday night at 1AM. The club itself is very nice. There are two stages, though only one was in use. I was not charged a cover. My microbrew was $5.…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

MNF FTW

After reading all the amazing reviews, I decided to give this a try. Even though the parking lot looked busy, imo, inside there was plenty of room. Cover was $5, though it was alledgedly supposed…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Very nice place

La Boheme is a really nice club. While in town for business, I was staying in the downtown area, and was a bit surprised at how very much in the downtown core this club is. It…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

baby dolls dallas

Well I'm assuming this club receives the most reviews of any club in Dallas, and for good reason. If you are passing through Dallas and want a great place to hang out with…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Erotic Cafe

Here is a update on this place. They did some remodeling a few months ago. New bar, floor, tables, stools, and couches. Nothing major, and nothing outside. Place is open till…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

Solid club

My initial thoughts as I approached Christis Cabaret was that it looked like a really fancy hotel or something. The door girl was super cute and very helpful. The interior was a little shabby, but…

Sting Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Disappointing

I was in the area so I figured I would stop and check this place out. It was around 10pm on Wednesday. I parked at one of the establishments across the street and…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Cheap Beers - Decent time

Saw the sign on I-75 for $1.50 domestic beers. When I got there I found out that the drinks on Tuesday are $ 2.00. Can't beat it!. Nice club. The downstairs area…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Where have all the big boobs gone?

Went back to Nite Moves after a year or two away. This is a no alcohol, fully nude bar. Cover is $15 and you will pay for over priced non-alcohol drink. Minimum…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Average club

Cover is $15. After paying for cover, the floor is on the left side of the building; the VIP on the other. There is a dive bar next door if you're looking for a beer…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

After a late-arriving flight and a...

After a late-arriving flight and a quick hotel check-in, I wanted to check this place out. Arrived about 12:30 AM and stayed until almost 2:00 (which is when they close). When I got…

Devil's Point

Portland, Oregon

A Throwback

I've probably driven by this place a hundred times, gone to the opposite end of the block to An Xuyen Bakery (which I highly recommend, by the way, if you're into good pastries) countless times.…

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

review

i havent been here in a while, i am looking to go back and hope to see my favorite dancer Ashley, she is so cute maybe 21 yrs old, nice body and does great for…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Good times

Went to 2001 after midnite. This was my third time and the third time WAS a charm. I have money to spend so the first two times I went to champagne room with very hot…

Tiffany's Dolls

Boardman, Ohio

Good place never seems packed

This club is easy to get to, every time I go it is never jammed packed. Never seems like there are a lot of women there around 4-7 at most sometimes. There are a few…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

never go early

Ive never been before one in the afternoon but i was in the area and decided to stop in. Only one girl was working. nobody was on the pole at all. she joined me at…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Very slow afternoon at PT's

I haven't been to PT's Evans in about eight months, and this visit was a bit of a disappointment. The place has the same appearance -- rather run down and dilapidated, especially the exterior.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Plenty of talent on Friday afternoons.

Found myself in PHX on a business trip, and although Christie's in Tempe and BSC are my usual go-to spots, I heard HiLiter was worth checking out. First went in on Thu night at…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Best in the area - But that's not saying much.

This club is easy to get to, and has enough parking and seating for a good crowd. The sound and light systems are phenomenal - I found myself watching those LED circles behind the stage…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Great Value

Parking lot was well lit and full. Cover was reasonable. Loved that it was BYOB. Tons of gals. The dollar dance sessions really let you browse a good number of dancers…

Doll House

Louisville, Kentucky

You'll enjoy Doll House

Went in on a friday afternoon and was surprised by the # of dancers. They had 7, good mix white, black, latino. All very good looking & friendly easy to talk to. They came up…

Gold Nugget Gentlemen's Club

Panama City, Florida

I've had better

Stopped by Friday afternoon around 3:00. 5 dancers and 3 dudes in there. The place is pretty nice. Very very smoky tho. It was free to get in and I'm glad…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

meh

Went here with a couple of guys from work. Not a typical strip club, greeted by a single girl, she's your girl for the rest of your time pretty much. I don't remember her name…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A mixed bag

I'd been here perhaps 2 years ago and left with a favorable impression. I got here mid-afternoon and I was customer 5. Three girls on the rotation, doing 10-15 minute sets on the stage (more…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Decent Place for the Money

Clean place - the dancers were assertive but not too aggressive (hey - the ability to sell entertainment in various forms is part of the job.) As someone says "the mileage may vary" and…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Same hustler

Stopped in on a random Friday evening. It happened to be a coincidence that the porn star Asa Akira (spelling?) was in town and would perform. As such, the place was pretty busy. The club…

Lots of Fun at Lido

My second time visiting Lido. Went to their location in Rockefeller. Went before 8PM and paid the $20 cover. The location is very nice and has been reviewed before so I won't focus on that. At the…

Peppermint Hippo

Pineville, Missouri

Worth the drive

The building is not much to look out, but give it a chance. The girls are decent looking and good dancers. Friendly, polite and clean. My wife likes to come and play.…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

pretty nice

Ok, i decided to try this place from a recommendation. This place has beautiful girls overall all sizes and shapes depends on what you like. Im a guy that looks for hj action so my…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

I think its the best

before 7 everything is cheap. 6 bud lights for 12 bucks. before 6 no cover. dances cost more than some other places but that really comes down to personal taste. I like the place. Its…

Kuma Charmers

Ithaca, New York

Nice Club

Have been here a few times and have always had a good time. A drink is included with your cover charge. The girls are extremely friendly and are not pushy. One time…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Expensive

Went in on a Friday evening about 7:30. Not that many people, not crowded at all, maybe 12 to 15 customers. About 10 dancers. Most of the girls stayed in the dressing room, and the…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Expensive but Memorable

Went on a Saturday night. The club is just off of Bourbon Street, so it is close to the action but a little bit quieter outside than the other clubs. The inside is surprisingly…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Quality of dancers is going down again

Alright guys, so I took another trip over to 1320 II club, and I have to say that it was a weird one. For those that don't know, NOVA laws have changed. Apparently, there is…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Decent nothing special

I come here off and on cause its low key,in the cut(hidden)and I dont have to worry about running into anybody I know. Dances are $5 but 1or2 dancers only dance in VIP where its…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

El cabaret

Went it this place last week , most of the dancers are Spanish. Couple were black but all very good looking. There was no cover at the door and there's no one actually dancing.…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Saturday Night

Stopped by at the club last Saturday Night at about midnight. They close at 2 am. About 20 girls on shift. Club has plenty of parking in the back. $20 cover includes non-alcoholic drinks as…

Softails

Springfield, Missouri

Unexpected good time.

Was in town for a day and passed this club on the way to the Plaza hotel. Layout. Two stages. One for lap dances the other for pole dancing. The lap dance stage is…

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Why I respect prostitution

1. They get paid for something too many do for a benefit anyway. I know women who will sleep with guys who buy them dinner, at least the hooker is honest. 2. Both people get what they want, him a woman…

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tempest666

Whats up with your avatar?

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TV commercials pushing some boundaries

Has anyone noticed that tv commercials are pushing some serious social boundaries lately? Ikea has a new commercial where a lesbian couple are celebrating their anniversary. Then there's some mattress company (i forget the name) and they're talking about how their…

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sex sent me to the ER

https://youtu.be/bQBknbaBjp0

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insider film on JS69 and his DS

https://youtu.be/gqUhuXzHnYY Sorry i ever doubted you bro lol

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my latest stripper text

GYPO. IWSN. Let's watch Netflix and chill. 8 and 420 too.

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In time for Xmas. the all new DS3 models...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnKuSyh7qug

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We have no hate for you hairless apes. We simply plan to restore the natural ord

TIGOLBITTYS asked me why I was expressing hate. Neither I nor any of my cat brethren hate you hairless apes. Does the caterpillar hate the female ichneumon wasp when she oviposits? She is just playing her part, as is the caterpillar.…

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Facebook/Twitter/other

1] are you on any social media sites? 2] do you broadcast your entire life onto the internet (what you had for lunch or when you last took a dump etc.) or how much do you post? -keep it general- 3] do…

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Lexington, KY 2AMer.

Two men were shot early Friday morning at the Camelot East strip club on Richmond Road in Lexington, and both had life-threatening wounds, police said. One victim was shot in the chest and the other was shot in the head, Lt.…

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DS3 for Christmas buy your now on black Friday

JS69 is so out dated only playing with old system such as the original model DS and last years DS2 I've already pre paid for my DS3 this Christmas im afraid they might run out The DS3 is the newest latest…

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The Ultimate Stripper

In light of JohnSmith and the DS, what would have to happen for you to fall completely in love with a stripper/and or spend much more money on her than you have any other stripper? In other words not JohnSmith…

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Do you know your girls socially?

When I meet a dancer for the first time, I have a series of questions I like to ask them. Frankly, I enjoy the conversation and the girls normally reveal alot about themselves. Typically, I will see if I can track…

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Is it just me.....

...or did anyone else find that White Hispanic Anti Trump commercial disturbing?

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Pictures of my current hooker situation

http://asheville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-temp-service-with-the-1-and-only-karma-calltext-now-incall-only-tonight-thxxxx/22640438

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A Nude picture of my current Girlfriend

https://instagram.com/p/9vSXg1NQSm6hb5Wnkx8qHZdhinAJyMh4_PwBE0/

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Entitled To Money Bitch

I finally realized what I should stay away from when getting into the club, this type of woman is the one I would call annoying bitch who talk like I owe her money. First of all, I don't owe you money.…

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Slow Wednesday night

First off: Scores lost their alcohol permit in (or around) November 2015. You cannot buy drinks in the club, but you can buy drinks next door and bring them in. On a Wednesday evening, I wandered…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Thursday night

As others have noted, this place is really only worth the drive out to the boonies on Thursdays which is both a) 10 dollar dances and b) the only time the club has a decent…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Return to the Mons Venus

I have been to the Mons many times over the past 15 or so years but had not been there in at least three. Had a few hours to kill before flight out and stopped…

Di Carlos's

Albany, New York

Halloween 2015

With nothing to do on halloween night and still being hungover from the party last night I figured I check out this club and see some hot chicks in sexy costumes. The experience wasn't that…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

A hang out more than an ideal strip club experience

So the previous reviewers have explained the physical layout of the club pretty well. It was posh but also had a few random steak house items. Namely Arizona-themed inspired dead cow horns and wild colors…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Non-stop dance hustle but still cool

My first time hete. Free to get in but you have to give the guy $12 for a ticket for 2 non-alcoholic drinks up front if you call that free. But 2 Red Bulls…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great time

First of all, let me just say that i am a long time patron at another well known SC in COI. Unfortunately that place is going downhill for a while. Finally decided to go…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Surprised

I had low expectations. Only club in a rural area. Conservative college town, etc. I was surprised that most of the girls were attractive. I had lap dances from 4 girls--in the 8 - 9…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Lap Dance with two dancers

I usually visit Little Darlings every time I'm in Vegas. It's usually hit or miss and this time it was so-so. The club wasn't too packed, so that was a good thing, but…

Sid's Showgirls

Goldsboro, North Carolina

new rules

GS18B-1OOO5.1 is posted on the walls, so the rules have changed. No touching when the dancers are on stage or in and around the bar, any infraction and the girl gets charged or asked to…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Red Room Has Really Improved

I got up to Baltimore a few weeks ago to hit the Block. I checked out most of the places, and was kind of surprised to see that Red Room had the best looking…

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, Florida

surprisingly good for a Thursday afternoon

I had a little time to kill on a Thursday afternoon so I decoded to pop in and see what it was like. I'd driven by a couple times and I'm glad I stopped in.…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Ho Hum, Ho Hum....

So.... ventured into the club after midnight to see what the scene looked like. I have heard from a couple people that the dancers weren't very attractive. I can tell you the couple that I…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Self-described nymphomaniac dancer

Was passing through Jacksonville on an early Sunday afternoon and decided to make a stop at Wackos be fore getting back in I-95. It was early and the club was just opening, a few girls…

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, Illinois

HALLOWEEN

I went in at night on Halloween and was amazed to see not much going on. The dancers were average at best and not very friendly/ I did get two dances from one dancer whose…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Value for money as always

Was out of Phoenix for a while.. came back 2 weeks back and couldnt resist visiting my favourite BML.... good to see things havn't changed much... saw some new faces... sat and enjoyed the dances…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

tuesday night strip club

just went to sycuan and won some money and decided i wanted to blow it at a strip club. came across this place and walked in. i got in for free for military so that…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Just Killing Time

This is the first time I have ever been to the Blue Moon. They had five dancers in the club. Two were nice looking, two had tats everywhere, and one was so large it was…

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NOLA busts

http://www.wwltv.com/story/news/local/orleans/2015/11/05/four-more-bourbon-st-clubs-stripped-right-sell-alcohol-tobacco/75234362/ I picked a bad time to arrive and a good time to leave. I honestly don't know if I'm coming back for MG. Is anyone located out here permanently? Can anyone substantiate these allegations? No judgement if so. I want…

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Dancers - How to PISS OFF your regular!

OK so I'm at my favorite club in Phoenix around dinner time, and I've already had a few dances from some of my favorites. I'm thinking of taking off when I see one of my favorites go on stage,…

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OT: Detroit Lions Clean House: Interim President & GM Named

Today 90 year old Detroit Lions President Martha Firestone-Ford fired Lions president Tom Lewand and manager Martin Mayhew. Mrs. Ford also named Motorhead as the interim president and Warhawks as the inerim general manager. Mrs. Ford has decided to take a lesser…

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Slow grinds

My most recent trip to a strip club which was a couple weeks ago made me realize that the music that they play at these clubs are way too fast tempo. I mean come on, the last thing I want…

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LMN - Latest News

Well, looks like I've found out what LMN's been up to. Not I_MN, the "REAL" LMN. http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2015/11/05/watch-man-crashes-1m-ferrari-right-after-leaving-dealership/

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Dancers favorite songs

This song is a favorite of lot of dancers I know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TAko3RH0bk What songs have been favorites of dancers you know?

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A question for the dancers

This question is for Dancer95, Carolynne, Nina, Hotsuffbabi, former_stripper, deadpresidents, and whoever else is a dancer on here. Have you ever made out with a customer? If so, why?

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The next step

I have checked off all items on my SC bucket list except for the last item which is to get lapdance from a porn star that I recognize. (I know it sounds stupid). I don't know when or if that…

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Blonde spinners as med assts

So I'm actually at the Drs office ( I never go to the dr) waiting to get a couple shots in my ass because I am sick as a fucking dog. Mrs sea wants me to sneak a pic to…

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Bed Dance

This is related to my previous discussion. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=38112 I had my first bed VIP dance, which was the whole point of this visit. It was pretty fun, but also tricky. For certain parts of the dance when the dancer was…

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what happen to crazy joe ?

I miss that crazy mother fucker

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OT: NCAA FB Week 10 Picks

For you degenerate gamblers out there, here are several underdog picks to click: Take LSU + 6.5 over Alabama Take KSU + 17 over Baylor Take Navy + 8 over Memphis Take CIN + 8 over Houston Take OKST + 5 over TCU I wouldn't be…

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Some of you "conservative" posters are just hairless apeshit crazy

Obama is a Muslim. Please. That's crazy. Obama is an atheist that has agreed to turn quisling when the glorious cat revolution begins. Do you actually think your government doest know that war with the cats is coming? If you…

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Are Comments Like This This Acceptable or Insensitive?

I'm really not sure in today's environment whether this is acceptable, like I thought at the time, or whether it might be considered by some to be racially insensitive. Two nights ago with my 18 year old stripper, she says (with…

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Only a drunk driver could escape this crash without serious injury....

Happened yesterday, Is there a saint who protects drunks? http://fox5sandiego.com/2015/11/05/guardrail-impales-vehicle-in-crash/

FKK Forum

For serious PLs only

My buds and I love skiing. We like beautiful naked women. We hate being hassled. We have money. This is what happens when all 4 combine: In February we fly to Dusseldorf (no skiing or…

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TUSCL Officially "Crazy" Members

Okay, when you create a post, and respond to it under 2 different accounts - I think you're officially fucking crazy. Entertaining at times: yes, but still: officially fucking crazy. That is all, please carry on and enjoy…

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No such thing as a heterosexual woman?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3305320/Women-bisexual-gay-NEVER-straight-Females-aroused-naked-videos-sexes.html

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My libertarian quote of the day

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." -- V in "V for Vendetta" No politics. No manifesto. Just a great quote from a pretty good movie. Peace.

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OT: Minimum Wage Strike Looming - Fast Food Workers

I read last night that fast food workers are planning another 1 day walk-out/strike coming up soon for their $15 wage. Is it just me or do you find that totally insane? Now, I have no problems with…

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When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the gov

“Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have ... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases.” (Thomas Jefferson) “If a nation expects to be ignorant…

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yet another tuscl club song every member should have memorized

http://youtu.be/-iXUFy3RbrY They don't love us remember that next time you wanna pl one off

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Now this is making it rain!

https://twitter.com/1NileEarls/status/661963808634613760

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would you buy extras from this Lady

www.youporn.com/watch/11002935/4k-tiny4k-tall-teen-ashley-adams-with-natural-i-gets-fucked/

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30 minute VIP

I'll post the club review later, but last night I had a 30 minute VIP Bed lapdance at one of those Deja Vu clubs. The experience was fantastic, but I've reach a conclusion after the experience and that is that…

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Not discussed often

But I have to ask.... How many of you are doing at least 1-2 comprehensive STD panel screenings per year. I had a girl who simply doesn't do VIP or OTC ask if I had done one lately.…

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Picking up Civie Women in Bar (Hypothetical)

A friend and I were recently discussing an interesting hypothetical way of picking up women in a bar. Let's assume that you are at least moderately good-looking and decently well-groomed (showered, clean clothes, etc). Let's also assume that you have…

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Rick the Lion Secret Video

Trying to be a tough thug

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Detroit

While I am convinced that Follies is the best club in the U.S., I am also convinced that Detroit is the best strip club city in the U.S. The huge array of clubs and services provided find no equal.…

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Future of whoring predictions

The immediate future of whoring will be all about connectivity and most fine honeys will get in on it. Here are my predictions: Escorting, Dancing, Camming will merge with increased connectivity. Soon, a dancer will be able to cam without…

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A First

Dancer at a club last night looked to be about 16 but with very adult sized perky breasts. I of course tipped her a bunch on stage and played with her for a while. She said she turned…

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OOO that smell

What do you do then you are in VIP with a willing girl and get a little FIV and you can smell hot latex?

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I'd like some advice on a new idea. I want to be LMC

With the weekend fast approaching I wanted to use you guys as a sounding board. With my reduced drug intake after the whole waking up in an alley wearing only my boxers, and those on my head, thing I've decided…

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Just goes to show

Headline in today's news = 5 Students Stabbed, Suspect Killed on California University Campus: The socialist state California has the most intrusive laws against guns, ammo, freedom and for surveillance. Yet the wackos will find a way. England is an island…

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Strippers to your door service - Anyone tried?

We've all seen the ads saying "college strippers to your hotel room" etc. all of them seemingly from one company or another. Has anyone actually tried these services? Are they as advertised? Are the girls as advertised? Whats the rundown…

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OT: Today The Computers Started To Seize Control Of Civilization

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mf9CyUkXmQ I love songs with a date.

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The true story behind 'Zola,' the epic Twitter story about Tampa strip clubs and

http://www.tampabay.com/news/nation/the-true-story-behind-zola-the-epic-twitter-story-about-tampa-strip-clubs/2252438

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A Nursing Home Romance

An elderly man man meets an elderly woman in the nursing home. After getting to know each other they decide to meet in her room that night to have sex. In her room they start getting busy, and soon the…

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West Park FL 2AMer

WEST PARK, Fla. - BSO deputies are investigating a shooting that left one man dead Wednesday morning. Police say the shooting happened at Playhouse Gentlemen's Club at 5775 West Hallandale Beach Boulevard. The victim died on the scene. One other victim, a woman, has…

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JOURNALISTA: STRIPPERS TELL US THEIR DIRTIEST SECRETS

http://www.playboy.com/videos/strippers-tell-us-their-secrets?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=social&utm_content=nativevideo&utm_campaign=dirtysecrets

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starz update

Starz in Gardena has officially reopened their doors yesterday. It's been remodeled, under new management and new times. Apparently, Starz will only be open 5hrs a day from 9pm -2am.

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Does dancer quality not mean that much anymore?

It's gonna seem like I'm a Follies hater, but I'm not, I've never even been there. I had a recent thread on what is the best overall strip club in the U.S. combining value, mileage, and dancer quality. Follies got…

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OT: No, the other Clinton

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/258911-clinton-faces-challenge-in-winning-over-young-women

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Interesting article about prostitutes around military bases.

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/11/sex-industry-military-bases-213311

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Apps You Need Part 2

So the other day I mentioned any cool apps you guys use, and didn't learn anything new. With over 1 million apps on iOS - I go to the App Store and can't find anything cool on my own.…

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What is the stupidest tattoo you've ever seen?

I'm not at all a fan of tattoos. I find them seriously non-brilliant! But some are placed poorly and/or they are just plain stupider than average! What's the stupidest tattoo you've seen?

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Ten reasons men should avoid South Florida strip clubs

"For men, no good can come from strip clubs." I don't know about you, but I'm convinced. http://www.sun-sentinel.com/opinion/todays-buzz/sfl-ten-reasons-men-should-avoid-strip-clubs-20151102-story.html

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Working in LA on a Monday

Any of you out clubbing on a Monday? There's more people here than I thought there would be. I guess LA never sleeps.

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Soap Opera Part 2

Holy shit I think PhantomGeek might have been right. I went back and read her messages. They sound like her mostly. But a couple of things she wouldn't likely say. And she said something about our…

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The dachshund in a pickelhaube system!

I was watching a documentary and there was some film of a WW1 parade that featured a dachshund wearing a military helmet! I googled for it and there's a gif! http://yourfutureleader.tumblr.com/post/48877412704/just-a-horribly-confused-pickelhaube-wearing I need an authentic dachshund-sized pickelhaube for little 4got2usethepapers! No girl…

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Being a stereotypical dancer on my day off lol

I finally get a day off and here I am drunk in the afternoon with my favorite group of perverts... you all lol. Shout out to al my girls already dancing and going in soon. stay sexy and as my…

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Backing away from a favorite

I've recently acquired a favorite at Follies, but am starting to get a little antsy for something different. What's the best way to pull back a little without doing any damage to the friendship? So far, I find myself spending alot…

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OT: Larry Lessig drops out!

In a startling development, Harvard professor Larry Lessig has ended his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/11/02/harvard-law-professor-lessig-ends-his-presidential-campaign/ His bewildering withdrawal came despite his gaining rapidly on Jim Webb and Lincoln Chafee (who had withdrawn previously) for a distant fourth place in…

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Rickthelion...will you please shut up...

So much shit comes out your mouth, your asshole is jealous

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3 words on John Smith's mind....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im9glfqYGsE

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Ten reasons men should avoid South Florida strip clubs

For men, no good can come from strip clubs. It's good that Oakland Park is getting rid of them. City leaders are doing you a favor. At this moment, many men, maybe even your dad or uncle, are screaming: Daniel, are…

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Lactating Strippers / Girls with Huge Naturals in AZ?

Ok, so I have two major questions, which are not necessarily related, but hopefully they are! Let me start though by explaining just a bit... I have a HUGE Lactation Fetish and recently found a stripper at one…

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Palmetto, FL 2AMer

PALMETTO, FL (WFLA) — Detectives are trying to figure out who shot and killed a man outside a Palmetto strip club early Monday morning. Manate County Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to the Atlantis Gentlemen’s Club, on U.S. 41 in Palmetto, around…

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More from Floriduh.

http://www.local10.com/news/woman-puts-ketchup-on-naked-body-at-miami-beach-johnny-rockets-police-say/36151432

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Tampa advice

Since I didn't get to fuck my 19 year old last night like I expected, I am in need of extras. In Tampa. I love Mons but I don't have time for take out. I need to…

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25 rules of the hustle

Take some notes... 1. Never talk to same person who turned you down. If someone says no but would like a dance later try them again(at least 30 min-hour or however long he tells you to come back) but only…

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A Sense of Loss

A guy is driving along a road when he sees his friend Bob sitting at the side of the road crying. He stops and asks Bob, "What's the matter?" Bob points to a car wrapped around a tree and says,…

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OT: Blowing Up Planes Again?

So, it's not sitting with me too well this morning, as it appears yet another plane may have not crashed due to malfunction or pilot error, but blown up. Maybe it has to do with me watching a show about Lybia…