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Explaining your divorce to your daughters. :)

Gordon: Girls, your mother and I are getting divorced. Don't cry. I know you're upset, I know you're confused. I don't know what your mother told you, but let me explain it from my side in terms you can understand...…

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Ken Griffey Jr. and Mike Piazza make the Hall of Fame

Yay!. Also glad to see Barry (cheater) Bonds not come close again. When he was a MVP in Pittsburgh, in the prime of his youth, his home runs usually barely scraped by the 380 ft mark in left center.

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7 year adult enterainment anniversary!!!!

Happy 7 year anniversary to me. 7 years ago today a scared young girl went into and auditioned for a job I never really wanted. I was scared and nervous and excited. I had a ball of emotion that I…

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What kind of music would your ATF play for he fetus if she bought a vagina speak

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/babypod-is-a-speaker-for-your-vagina Probably not Mozart! And I doubt that crappy rap makes your baby brilliant! Of course, I doubt that playing Mozart for your fetus makes them a genius either! :(

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Come for dance specials, leave happy

I've been to the Spearmint Rhino several times and have always enjoyed it, but the key is to pick the right time. Prices are reasonable overall, but when they're running specials, they're terrific. Check the…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

I was looking to kill time, so I headed to Club 205

I was looking to kill time, so I headed to Club 205. I arrived around 4 pm on a Wednesday afternoon. No cover, I'm pretty sure there's never any cover. Good happy hour crowd. Cheap…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

This place sucks !!

I went there and they charged me to get in $4... There was no customers ,maybe three guys total. There was five dancers. None of them would look at me or ask me for a…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Little Darlings

If you're in Seattle and don't mind going uptown, Little Darlings may be the club for you, but it is a bit small, with only one stage and a limited VIP area. I wish…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

Gigi lounge sucks !!!

I went there on a Wednesday night and they charged me $4 to get in... there was only one other customer in there besides me. The place sucks.Three dancers total, not to be rude…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Not too exciting

It was a little after 10:00 on a Wednesday evening. The club is way off the beaten path (down what seems like a beaten path), but only a few miles from the very busy Jordan…

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Disappointing

In all of my travels, the Lumberyard in Des Moines is one of my favorite clubs. So when I found myself in Cedar Rapids on Tuesday night, I made sure I stopped by. The club…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Better than expected!

From the outside, Woody's looks like an ordinary airport area strip club. Small block building, small parking lot, just off the highway, nothing interesting. But when you go inside, it's actually pretty nice. You can…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Getting worse each visit

I come to Baltimore on business and this is the club we visit. 4 year in a row now, and each year it gets worse and worse. First year we gave credit card…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Not a bad place

Liked visiting this club. Atmosphere feels kind of clubby but also like a restaurant. Probably because the chairs are not very comfortable. The girls are not bad looking, but there were no real…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Christies

Christies is a decent club in the Flats area of Cleveland. The club is by the water and is lit up with lights that project different colors onto the facade. Parking cost $5, and…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

New Years Visit

I made my latest visit on New Years night. Because it was a holiday the place was more packed than usual, which in my opinion and based on past experiences this isn't necessarily a…

For Your Eyes Only London

Spitalfields, England

Underrated!

Not the most incredible club in the world, but decent. The girls are fun and happy to chat - even though there are a couple of mental ones to avoid who insist you're going to…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Evening at the Sands

Returned to this club for the first time since this Summer. My second visit ever here. It is the nicest club I have been into in Western Washington. It is small with…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

The Bitch is Back

Went back to Mardi Gras on a slow Tuesday. May be three or four dancers working and only one was decent looking. Can't remember her name but she had "bitch" for a tramp stamp tatto…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I wasn't ready

I have been looking for a home club over the past six months. There have been a few prospects, but this is the first club that has real potential. I went during happy…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Very hot dancers, if a little pushy and expensive

I visited late in the evening on a Wednesday night. The interior of the club is a little dated, and feels a touch run down. As it was late on a Wednesday, there were…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

First time...I'll be back

This was my first time at Savannahs and I was very impressed. I had been to another clyb in Harrisburg earlier this week and felt dirty before I even got in the club. Savannahs has…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Good daytime fun

I visited this place on a Monday afternoon recently. There were a bunch of girls on for a Monday afternoon so that was a good start. I got a beer, that was a little pricey…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Lap dances here are pretty good.

Been burning lots of cash at the strip clubs lately. I'm happy to report Woody's was money well spent. Cover was free I think(?). Club is nice and clean. Not to shabby. Two stages but…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Really cool place if your willing to drop

I'm from la so I usually go to synn in coi but I was in Texas for the holidays and I wanted to see some titties. I ended up coming here on a Friday…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Best go-go bar in the area!

It felt very safe here, there was a legit cop parked in the parking lot to make sure no shenanigans took place. The place is spotless, even the bathrooms were clean. The girls here are…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Sunday Funday

I paid a visit to Blaze on a Sunday afternoon. There were probably about 40-50 girls working. The waitress informed me that beers were 4 bucks and drinks were 5 bucks. I got dances from…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

frequent RR visitor

I frequent the RR. Recently there have been some changes in the management. Long time Bartender and doorman Rob and Scott were fired. Rumors are abound as to why this occurred. I prefer to not…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Hot

Went in on a random Monday with time to kill. No real intention of getting any dances, but you never know.... After being there for about 20 minutes I was approached by this gorgeous blond babe…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Fun afternoon visit

Stopped in on way back from airport. Wanted to have a drink or two, maybe some fun in the VIP. Place was semi-busy for middle of afternoon, around 3:30. Bar was pretty…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Nice return

I use to stop at this club a lot 3 years ago, probably once a week, it got boring -- same girls same dances. Stopped by a couple of weeks ago in the afternoon and…

Horse Play

Forest Park, Georgia

Great Physical Club Typical Atlanta Air

The club is physically in great shape, amazing, as nice as vegas or Miami. They have valet parking and the doorman is great. Cute girl at the entrance welcoming you to the mega strip club.…

Show Palace

South Houston, Texas

Still Worth a Visit

Show Palace was my first full nude strip club 13 years ago, and originally it blew my mind. I've been back several times over the years chasing that original "high" but usually leaving feeling…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

new years eve

I have been into this club before and always had a decent time (except for the ID scanning), but after this visit I now know to stay away on busy nights when they have a…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Another quality visit

Had the opportunity to visit the Mons for the first time in a few years on a business trip to Tampa. Yes, it is small and like all Tampa nude clubs there is no…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Not bad but not great either

Enough has been said that lack of alcohol hurts this establishment. Being able to have some beers or drinks certainly lowers the overall fun factor and the juice prices are really high this absolutely hurts…

Uncle Paulie's Bar

Glen Ellyn, Illinois

local place

Paulie ' s is a local dive bar for locals to go and drink maybe play pool. And for yucks get a bikini rub or private dance. Not truly a strip club or even a…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Great place...seedy but safe...beautiful girls

In Portland for work...went there on a Thursday 10pm, no cover was a plus. The place hands out 2$ bills as change which is why the place has such great dancers...these girls give great…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

dead

I tried posting this about an hour ago and it siad there was a problme so trying it again in case there was a problem. Have driven by here in the past but never stopped. I…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Wednesday afternoon visit

I hadn't been to this club in about ten years, so when passing through yesterday afternoon (about 2:00) and noticing the door was open, I decided to stop by to check it out.…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Not attractive girls expecting high rollers

I have been to this club a few time before, this trip was on a Saturday night. This club typically has a large number of cougars who have been at the club far past their…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

A place where older dudes go... to talk.

My visit was on new years eve 2015 around 2pm, very small parking lot, with some tight spots. No cover at the time, cool, some elderly gent smoking at the entrance, not cool. I…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

I decided to skip lunch on this date and, instead, enjoy a liquid lunch at Louie's

I decided to skip lunch on this date and, instead, enjoy a liquid lunch at Louie's. OK -- truth be told, I was on the prowl for some new talent and decided to TOFTT. I…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Will definitely be going back for VIP dances

This club is unique from others I've seen in the Columbus area and that's why I think I enjoyed my visit so much. I was in town visiting a friend and we decided to check…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Cheap beer is the highlight

I made a trip into club 67 on a wednesday night around 7pm a few weeks back. The lay out is a large horseshoe shaped bar. Most people sit here. The ladies…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Had not stopped by in quite a while, but figured I would see if there was any new afternoon talent on a Saturday

Had not stopped by in quite a while, but figured I would see if there was any new afternoon talent on a Saturday. Place was fairly empty, both customers and dancers, and was planning…

Power Adult Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Dancers were cute and... Helpful!

I won't go too much in the description of the indoors. It seems to have been documented well. 1 stage and a bar across the room to it. It was in close proximity and I…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Dependable Mileage

I stopped in at Electric Blue prior to a flight out of Bradley and was not disappointed. There were 4 women with whom I enjoyed private lap dances and one with whom I spent…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Nice Time at Players

It was Wednesday afternoon and I was in the area for a meeting. My meeting was over early and I had time before my next appointment. I stopped in around 3:00 P.M. The club…

T. U. Club

Fort Worth, Texas

Tu Club 14040 Highway 377 S Fort Worth, Texas 76126 12/29/2015

Got there about 3:00 PM Same 5 girls there Tame fair looking ,one much over weight with really big tits, a blonde that is little over weight, good looking Asians girl,& fair looking Asians bar tender. Tame…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Same Ole, Same Ole...

I haven't been to this club in about three months so a buddy and I decided to check it out. At first it was the same ole, same ole. Slow Saturday night, $5 bottle beer,…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Ok time!

This club used to be really great but it just seems like business has slowed down. The bartenders are awesome, the drinks are great, the girls are beautiful, and the food is awesome. It's really…

The Nine O Five Lounge

Pickering, Ontario

First and best time, I'll be back for more fun

This was my first time ever at the 905 Lounge and all I have to say is I had the best time, I enjoyed every bit of my time. They had a drink special that…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Flight cancellation visit

My flight got canceled so I needed to spend the evening near the St Louis airport. So, I decided to make a stop by HC. I went in the early evening, around 7.…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

Small club. So-so.

Went on a random Friday to blow off some steam. I had never been there so I was maybe expecting more based upon the billboards they have up on route 21. When I got…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

So close!

I've been working a mile away just around the corner for almost six months and didn't know how close it was. I'm going to be here a lot more often for a while. There were…

Roxxies

Paterson, New Jersey

Slow club

Went there on a early Saturday afternoon. Near the entrance there is pretty bad smell coming from he dumpster. That alone gave me a bad impression but I digressed and thought the talent would make…

Big Earl's Goldmine

Des Moines, Iowa

Don't go early

It was about 7:00 on a Thursday evening and there wasn't anything else happening, so I stopped by. There several cars in the parking lot, so I decided to stop by. What a waste of…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

its ok

This is in a newer area of the city and just by the interstate. The talent here varies. Club is quite new, decor is good, stage is decent. Drinks are as expected…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

A Short Visit

I was in the area to pick up someone at the nearby airport and had a bit of time to spare. For starters, parking can be difficult. There are only a few parking spaces in…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Let down.

Swung by on a Thursday during happy hour ($5 instead of $10 cover for two drinks). I've only ever been to places where I can sit at the rail and get a little bit of interaction…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Great Cigar Bar!

This place is still my local favorite; it has very cute girls, a large selection and a very nice upstairs cigar lounge. The bartenders treat you very well here. Prices are reasonable for food/drinks and…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Dancer enjoys her job!

I arrived in Denver late morning and thought it would be worth a visit here. Their website says they have a free lunch buffet 11am-3pm everyday. I figured a free lunch and topless…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Getting better....

I stop by here every now to then to see if there is any improvement or if it can come close to Desires. I must say the talent is getting better but its a mix of…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Great Club

A great club that has made a lot of positive changes in the last couple of years. They added a pole to the stage and a $20 VIP area. The club serves food…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Wednesday fun

Didn't have a lot of time on Wednesday but decided to stop by and see how things were at BD. Was a great day to be at Baby Dolls. I like to be…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Back to Bazookas

I returned to Bazookas after about 9 months away. Lately I'd been going to Temptations when I'm in town from the east. I hate the feel of this club. The video screens and odd seating are…

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Saying No

I just read a review of a club where the reviewer said he was put off by the attitude of the dancers when he told them "No." They seemed genuinely hurt and disappointed. I work in sales and hear lots…

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Separating the boob men from the boob boys...

http://imgur.com/533IdYP

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Start of clubbing year

How is the hobby starting out for you in the new year? My clubbing year is off to a great start with two excellent but very different SC visits: * On Sunday evening I went to Night Moves in Bloomington,…

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Guess what i found out today?

I found out that i am a retard! I had a pm that taught me that

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Hot 19-year old with big tits!

I thought I'd post something to lead us away from complaining that it takes two clicks to put people on ignore rather than one. I think that many of us think that hot 19-year olds with big natural tits are…

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Red Rooster Vegas

Hi All, I'm taking a solo trip to Vegas, and would like to visit the Red Rooster while I'm there. However, i'd prefer to not be that creepy stalker single guy. Would anyone be interested in attending with me?…

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For my hip hop and R&B lovers

New song by me. Let's start 2016 off great. https://soundcloud.com/pnemesis/you-hurt-me-so-bad

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founder, feature request

Can we have the ignore button back in the main discussion list, instead of having to actually go to the thread the fucking spammer has started in order to ignore them? Alternatively, delay actually posting new users' posts for a few…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Still a great value

Nothing much has changed since my last visit a few months ago. You still pay the bartender for your first dance and then pay the dancer for any future ones. I usually get…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good nude club in vegas

I am a much more into full-nude clubs than topless, so I thought I would try this option in vegas. Cover was pretty expensive, I think I recall it being 25$ Once I was in…

Taboo

Phoenix, Arizona

No thank you

Don't know why, but I tried again. It may have been even worse this time. The management is really bad here. I paid my $10 cover and walked in to realize there was…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Decent visit

I was in town for business and I decided to give Babes a second try. My first visit was awesome almost too good to be true. This visit I arrived around 1 a.m. and there…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

not impressed

First time going on a Friday early evening. Odd behavior from the guy collecting the cover charge, seemed out of it - he took my cover gave me the wrist band then said "you have…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Weekday Afternoon Fun

Came back on a Thursday afternoon and my experience was similar to the last trip I had (this was a good thing). For weekday afternoon there a a good number of pretty attractive girls…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Improved club visit

Entered club at about 7:30 pm and stayed for 2 hours. Small customer count with fewer customers than dancers. Caught mid shift and early night shift dancers with top dancers about…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Same old club slowly going downhill

I visited Hollywood is still the same mediocre place it has been for awhile. The dancers are not as friendly as they used to be a couple girls are annoying and cry babies cause no…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies Submission

Like others, this too is a submission covering a few recent visits. I would agree that many of the girls seem to have come and go but that has been kind of the trend…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Well worth it

In Phoenix for work. Based on other reviews, I felt I needed to get to Hi-Liter before I left town. Let's just say I liked it so much, I went twice in one…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Good Enough Value

I see people giving "no cover" passes every time I finish a Rangers game at MSG. With my getting paid that night and having some extra $60 from the previous week, I decided to blow…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Two weeks ago...

Got in about an hour before the evening review. It was real slow, few customers, and disinterested dancers. At review they had about 8 girls on stage. Nothing special to look at,…

Club Blossom

Waipahu, Hawaii

Great variety of girls

The best part of this club is that it has girls of all different body types. I myself am into bigger girls, but this club has skinny ones, big ones, and in-between girls.…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Girls here are beautiful, but this place needs an update

Many girls here are beautiful, but this place needs updating and is starting to look a little sad. It is beautiful that this is a gowns club, but it is lacking a bit for…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Weds. before Christmas

Haven't been here in awhile. Valet is $7 and mandatory. I believe cover was $10 this night. Layout and feel is similar to Flight Club. They had a lot of girls…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Nice spot, pretty ladies, friendly staff, full bar..what more do you need?

Well this is the 2nd time ive gone to the Yellow rose. Went a few months ago for a buddys bachelor party and had a good time, found myself in austin again and decided…

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, Texas

Good views during the day

7$ cover during the daytime. I got there at 1pm. Free parking. Drink prices are average like any other club. I've been here in the evenings before and I must say it's a completely…

El Gaucho

Los Angeles, California

One of my favorite hostess clubs in LA

This place has that kind of Tijuana Mexico style attitude and atmosphere I like that personally because Tijuana is heaven , the girls dont speak a lick of ingles and wont try to . It…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

sunday

Made a Sunday night stop-in at Pandoras a while back, it was the first time Id seen the night shift in a long time and maybe my first Sunday night ever. I almost always come…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Not bad

Pretty small place but also friendly. Bouncers, dancers, were nice. Waitress was the only one who seemed less than friendly. I think because they don't get many visitors they are willing to welcome anyone with…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Good value, sometimes slow

Nice, clean club. Very small and intimate. I have been a few times and usually leave pretty satisfied. Many of the girls are pretty gorgeous, with the exception of a few. The VIP room isn't…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

A night out

Cover charge was the same, was a little disappointed that dance prices had gone up but dances this time around were of a much better quality than I am used to at MA clubs.…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Georgie's

The club is located on Brittain Rd in a small strip mall. There is no problem with parking in the evening as most business are closed. There is no cover charge. As you enter, there…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Fun at the Hugger

Stopped by on a fairly slow Tuesday recently. Was soon joined by 2 twenty something dancers. One with a very athletic body, one more of the soccer mom type, but both very sexy in their…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

Never fails

Well, this is by far my favorite club, mileage wise. I decided to try the vip room for a little more privacy. There's a couch in there with one way mirror. You get a…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Still love it

I love the secluded road that this club is on. During the day there is no admission fee until 8 pm but not as many dancers. The major problem with this club is girls chatting in…

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, Florida

Great time, 2 for 1

I hadn't been to this club for a few weeks and was in the area, so I decided to stop by. It was a Tuesday afternoon at about 1pm, so I didn't expect it to…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Gold Club

The Gold Club has been in my regular rotation for a few months now--it doesn't hurt that's it's on my way home from work. The club is far from perfect, but it's more than good…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Christmas week visit go Scores on a quick business trip

Stopped in on the Monday before Christmas. It was kinda slow as I expected but met a few new girls including one I haven't seen in quite a while! Glad to see this club is…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Surprised how great it was on an afternoon

An old Co worker called me and wanted to go to a strip club. I got excited until I found out he wanted to find one local to him, which meant Pomona. We then found…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

I visited Sapphires after a night of bar hopping with a group of 8

I visited Sapphires after a night of bar hopping with a group of 8. The drinks were pretty pricey but the food was amazing. On the main floor there were barely any where to sit…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Nice Experience

I came here with friends for a birthday. I usually am a Flight Club/Penthouse guy.It was a $20 cover and a packed house. WE found a table and began to order drinks. Prices seemed cheaper…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

G2k is my favorite in NYC

I have been visiting the NYC strip club scene since 2005. My work place is in Midtown so I mainly have been to places like private eyes, fd, NY dolls, scores, ricks, cheetas, lace. I…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Nice club, Nice girls, But where's the naughty?

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon a while back to check the place out and watch a little football at the same time. As long as I have been frequenting strip clubs in the Huntsville…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Decent value, better if you're a regular

There's a $7 cover, no matter the day/time. One thing they don't ever mention is the "frequent flyer" program - get a ticket (that you have to ask for) when paying cover, get 10 tickets,…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Giving this club another shot, its been named many things over the years but now Monroes is the name on this place

Giving this club another shot, its been named many things over the years but now Monroes is the name on this place. Inside the decor is very nice, they have put lots of money into…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Cheeks is fun

This is my second visit to Cheeks. The first visit was over a decade ago, maybe fifteen years. The club has expanded and improved since then. Okay: The place has one long stage in the…

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Why have strip clubs slowed down so much since the 90s?

When I first started going to SCs back in the 90s, it was a lot busier, especially weekends. There were more girls stripping too. It seems like that was sort of a golden age. Now some…

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PP Cola Questions

I got a PP Cola inquiry for those of you who still go there. Basically, is shit still on lock down? A dancer I met is promising the moon.

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Legal Issues

Has anyone ever gotten in trouble for touching a girl at the club? I'm not talking FS. I just mean an LD with mileage . I've always assumed the worst thing that could happen is a staff…

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New Dancer in Tampa

I just started dancing this week in NC but I have to travel to Tampa this week. I am hoping you guys could tell me the best clubs to work days shift in Tampa during the week. I'd love to…

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OT: Race and NFL

Some of you might be uncomfortable discussing race in relation to the NFL, but something needs to be said about this. Let's start with the NFL. Black players make up around 65% of the league, but yet only 5 out of…

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i'm wondering

I was talking to 2 strippers that work at PP Greenville. They are optimistic that the club will get back to normal. Then they said honestly that club will be gone by next year. I also chatted with a few…

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NFL playoffs are here!

This is my favorite time of the year. Who do you got going to the Super Bowl, and who do you got winning it? I'm going to stick to my preseason prediction. I got the Seahawks coming out of the NFC,…

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Never be too nice of a guy!

http://elitedaily.com/dating/science-women-nice-guys/1000116/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=EGM&utm_content=1000116 This article is even more true in bizarro-stripper world.

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too generous?

Went to the sc a few days ago to see my favorite dancer (pretty much atf). I got a few dances from another girl while waiting for her. She arrived over an hour after the club opened. She asked to…

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Want to see the mother from honey boo boo getting a lap dance from a dwarf?

www.tmz.com/2016/01/03/mama-june-strip-club-slaps-ass/ My opinion? Not brilliant! :(

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Ethan Couch got hammered in Mexican strip clubs — then made his mom pay the $2,1

I posted a similar story about the "affluenza" teen a few days ago. However, this story has some interesting info about Mexican strip clubs. "Strip clubs in Mexico allow patrons to run up tabs they must settle before leaving, unlike…

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I want to hear lopaw's take on this video. :)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3384443/Lesbians-touch-penis-time-brilliant-video-sees-compare-warm-Play-Doh-old-hotdog.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Getting Off At A Club - Maryland DC/Bmore/NOVA area

Okay, I'm a strip club virgin and I have recently become interested in going to some. I know I am going to want to go the private dance route but here is my question, I want to cum. If I…

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Primarily Support Supplied by Highly Regarded Movers & Packers in Ghaziabad

Skilled packers and also movers deliver wide range connected with transferring facilities in Ghaziabad. They offer his or her facilities at affordable price tag and also with preserving the caliber of services. These people function buyers within varieties of shifting…

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Reminders On Why I'm Not Married Anymore

Over the last couple days my ex-wife (who I in general get along with) made comments which reminded me why we're not married anymore. It also reminded me of why I enjoy clubs and strippers. No pretense, just a…

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Feature Dancers: AJ Applegate

We've talked about it a few times here, pork stars who feature dance. I've never once been interested in going to one ever, and based on some of the feed back here almost never wanted to, that is until I…

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Ricky Schroder modeling daughters

Those of us that grew-up in the 80s are probably familiar w/ the cute blond kid that was the star of the 80s sitcom “Silver Spoons”. He seems to have grown up normal and seems to have a nice large family…

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Taking Uber to a Vegas club

At most clubs in Vegas you can get in for free/cheaper if you drive yourself or just not arrive by cab (because of the kickbacks to cab drivers). What is the situation like if you arrive with Uber? The logical…

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Strippers: Filet Mignon of the sex industry

I remember early on in my SC career, having a discussion on another SC client board, with a guy who also did mid-range and high-ish-end escorts ($300-$500/hour girls). He was telling me that strippers are way hotter than escorts.…

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Lmfao rotf. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen!

Some Chinese people found a new type of mushroom while digging a well and tried to identify it. It had lips on one end and a hole on the other end and was made of some sort of meaty substance.…

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OT: The Sales Are Over

I don't know what it is, but always around the holiday season I get bombarded with sale fliers and emails. the next thing I know for some reason I find the need to buy all this crap I don't…

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Man fitted with bionic penis will finally lose his virginity aged 43 to £200-an-

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-fitted-bionic-penis-finally-7110225?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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OTC sex

Reading and reflecting on our member's experiences with dancers. What's the most you've spent for OTC sex with a stripper? I dropped $400 on one. I wouldn't rate her a 10 in looks or sexual proclivity. Not…

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Packers Movers in Ghaziabad Delivers Valuable Relocation Services

Several movers as well as packers firms do you have with Ghaziabad intended for delivering moving providers with and from your Ghaziabad. These businesses present new house purchase companies pertaining to family moving plus pertaining to commercial relocation. These businesses…

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Naked escorts chase gunmen through Atlanta hotel.

ATLANTA -- A bizarre turn of events ended with two naked escorts chasing gunmen through a Buckhead hotel Saturday. 11Alive has learned that the men posed as potential clients and one of the men talked prices with the women for about…

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Day Clubbing on a Sunday

Hit my favorite club today while the awful, awful Chargers came close to upsetting the "good" Broncos. With a couple exceptions, the talent was really not there. I have a personal theory that Sunday is full of girls who didn't make…

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Taco Bitches, I mean bell

Would you be as nice as this guy if someone ate some of your food before it was wrapped up, then called the cops on you? I would forward this video to taco bell corporate offices https://youtu.be/8MuFB1ufmHo

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End of Era in Ft. Lauderdale?

Oakland Park, FL is a smaller municipality on the North side of Fort Lauderdale and has been the location of the two corporate-sister strip clubs Solid Gold and Pure Platinum, which people tend to call the "Fort Lauderdale" strip clubs…

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New ATF?

Just left my local watering hole. Earlier a group came in and what could be my new ATF was with them. A lovely Asian. Great body, silky jet black hair to her waist. Nice face. I was stunned. Not in…

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Best pants for the strip club in terms of not feeling chafing and pain.

I've tried a variety of pants in strip clubbing and generally go in a pair of dress pants with cotton boxers underneath. I'll still have some trips that the dances can feel uncomfortable at times causing chafing and an overall…

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You guys like watching a girl dance like this?

She's a small girl and it's just party dancing, but I like it over booty shaking videos any day.... Dee-lite 1990.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzoEK545j64

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January the slowest month

I was talk with with some dancers and management from a couple different clubs here in the MN area and all said January was the slowest month for the strip clubs. Im going to try to make it a…

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My Greatest TUSCL accomplishment in 2015!

Getting placed on ignore by Rickyboy Duggan. My 2016 resolution is to earn this distinguishing honor from several other TUSCL pussie so I can converse with real true blooded non-pussy Americans. This could take a while, and for some reason…

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Pl PSA

2 articles posted yesterday. Reading them now while taking a shit.

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Ripped OFF at the club...ROB

I find this ROB story funny to me so i will share from my life so you can laugh at my pain...much like America did with Kevin Harts stand up special. So i was at the club this one time in…

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OT: will you miss Mythbusters?

I think they should have kept Kari on and encouraged her to wear bikinis, but even without her the explosions were brilliant! But I guess there is no show that can go on forever (except the Simpsons, and I'm not…

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Ymmv?

Can someone please explain what ymmv means for me

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I Had A Falling Out With My Dancer

I am kind of sad to say it here but I have to be honest with myself. I did things that made her upset, I did not respond to the way she expected it to go, and this is where…

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And you thought Tarzen was the only man of the jungle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLXI7-vmFAY

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How to get LDK, OTC, ITC, whatever you want from strippers....

It.s not as simple as you think... http://www.plexxi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bigstock-Mathematics-equations-on-white-29757593.jpg

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The futility of pursuing a 10 for OTC

The term “10” is used somewhat liberally on TUSCL, but I recently spent sc time with an exotic beauty that I consider a 10. This belief is supported by the fact that, despite heavy stage tipping, I had to…

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Clubs to visit in Denver

Any suggestions please!!

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For LDKers in a new SC or vetting LDQ- $200 Game

In light of Lap Dance King's post on gauging interest, and threads about navigating multiple interest in dancers, I wanted to share my $200 game theory. DISCLAIMER: only LDKers would appreciate the science. For those of you on #TeamExtras this…

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Dancer Switch

Hi All, I’m a regular at a small club. Typically there are 5 or 6 dancers on any given shift. Being a regular at a small club has perks. The girls tend to give me good treatment.…

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Getting involved with a stripper

All right TUSCL, Missionary is dating a stripper. I just couldn't resist that body. She's a few years older than me. We've been on a few dates, we've haven't been to each other's house yet. I'm going to her house…

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Videos that broke the Internet: Emily Ratajkowski for Treats magazine

Here's some tasty nudity from the voluptuous Emily Ratajkowski to start your new year right: https://vimeo.com/40362931 http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2013/04/emily-ratajkowski-nekkid-and-hot-captures-behind-the-scenes-video/

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Gift ideas for OTC girl

I'm planning my first OTC activity in a couple of weeks: dinner date followed by overnight in my hotel room with a BJ at bedtime and another in the morning. Since this will be on her birthday, I…

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Nothing Going Down In Greensboro Yesterday

Was it this everywhere else? Christie's Cabaret - Drove by early and saw their sign saying open at 11 AM. Did several things during the day and returned near 7 pm only to find one dancer and customer in this massive…

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Poker in relation to Da Club

Sorry for my absence. Between my promotion at work and the the added work loads plus my poker addiction at the tables...it explains my silence I started poker a year ago with the idea to help me kill time while saving…

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TUSCL Competition: Who received the best holiday gift from a stripper?

My dancer/SB gave my chamydia. Thank heaven it was not something worse.

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How Do You Send a Sceenshot?

My CF sent me a screenshot of her bank account. It was (negative). What is she trying to tell me? I'm not founder.

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Pole Dancers Using the #NotAStripper Hashtag Get Well-Deserved Pushback From Str

Pole dancing has become a popular form of exercise, and some women are trying to distance pole dancing from its stripper origins. Personally, I think the pole should be referred to as a "stripper pole" and that pole dancing…

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Cops trace stolen phone of Knicks guard shot at strip club to Brooklyn

This story has a picture of Cleanthony Early in his hospital bed. It also has a picture of the woman who was with him when he was shot, and if she is not a stripper, she should be. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/cops-trace-stolen-phone-knicks-guard-shot-strip-club-article-1.2483251

Inner Thoughts of a Damaged Mind

Ok, so I'm realizing there are two types of people in the USA; beggars and choosers I'm a beggar at the moment. I have to woo chicks. I have to negotiate price. Often times I have to take a huge loss, and because what? Economics is about scarcity, supply and demand. But I'm sure there is no short supply of sluts in the US. In fact, I say the slut market is fairly saturated. But somehow guys are supposed to operate like we're in the Victorian age, and believe that good pussy is hard to come by. No way. Reality Check: I'm in my 30s. I have a decent enough job with a career path and…

Trust Issues

Raised in a religious, well at least pseudo religious household. Taught that Eve coming from Adam's rib as a gift from God was a testament on how we should adore and protect the opposite sex. Furthermore, examples of whores turned saints only fortified this belief of the innate sanctity of a woman's soul, it was to be held in high esteem. Remember it was God's gift to men. Freshman year high school I got my first "smack in the face" with virtues not aligning with the real world. A girl I was obsessed with had a birthday coming, I talked to her quite a bit, we were friendly, I felt like she liked me, so I went shopping the night…

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Have Moving Help with Specialist Agra Packers and Movers

There are several expert elimination organizations inside the area of Agra that will supply you required very helpful providers with regard to home switching, professional move, vehicle transportation along with other allied relocation requires. These companies usually are supplying top…

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Dancer is getting too possessive

I have enjoyed some great 30 minute VIP dances with a firey little redhead. She's really cute and has great tits. I love talking to her as well as getting dances from her where she allows lots of…

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4 police departments respond to strip club gun fire.

A 33-year-old Milwaukee man was arrested early Friday morning, accused of firing a gun inside of Heart Breakers Gentlemen's Club in West Allis. Police responded to a report of a firearm being discharged at the strip club, which is in the…

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Heisman recount?

Christian McCaffrey sets Rose Bowl record with 368 all-purpose yards

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Sex in Detroit.

Given a choice, when in the year do you guys think a "convention" of us TUSCL'ers would be a good idea. Currently outside my place it is a toasty 28 F.

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OT: Anything for those ratings

Was just doing some searches online and I came across this funny article. Our favorite reporter, Bill O'Riley is a chronic resume liar, would you look at that? Just something I'd thought you'd folks be interested in. http://www.alternet.org/tea-party-and-right/bill-o-reillys-disastrous-2015

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Now I know how strippers feel about $1 tips

I got a letter from my car insurance company(Progressive) a few weeks ago. I figured it was just my renewal notice(I also get renewal emails and renew online). I finally opened the letter. Cover letter: "We recently discovered that we charged you too much…

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Stripper Prank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNmEdL-BVhw

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SC Trip with a butch lesbian

So, I know a lesbian who is butch, who is a one-woman party, and invited her to come out SCing with me. Had an awesome time with her... she seems to love strippers even more than I do, just…

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Do you guys keep having occasional log in problems with this site not properly r

I do on both my ipad and on my pc using windows 7. I wanted to bring it to Founder's attention. I have to log in multiple times on occasion.

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OT: Favorite Wrestlers

As I kid I watched professional wrestling, even though I knew it was fake. It was enertaining as hell. Who were some of your favorite wrestlers? My ATF was Stone Cold Steve Austin. That Texas hillbilly lol. I liked his attitude…

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Nina Bambina

Nina, Nina, bo-bina Banana-fana fo-fina Fee-fi mo-mina Nina! Nina's name reminded me of the name game

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Oprah is Fat Again

Have you seen the new TV ads featuring Oprah pitching Weight Watchers? She's like doubled her size since the last time I saw her on TV. And why is she doing a TV commercial? She's worth like 18…

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Shadowcat -- You missed this one

Detroit 2 AMer http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/12/31/teens-death-might-be-related-to-detroit-strip-club-shooting/

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Hotel employee: 'Affluenza' teen racked up a strip club bar tab in Mexico and hi

This kid will give strip club customers a bad name. http://www.chron.com/crime/article/Affluenza-teen-racked-up-a-strip-club-bar-tab-6730045.php

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No strip clubs for me in 2016.

...Unless I end up in Portland or Phoenix. Goodbye ghetto hoe's. You now own the clubs.

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Happy New Year! May good luck and good fortune follow us around all year!

Crossing my fingers.

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Sparty Getting Spanked

Geez, I thought Michigan State would at least be competitive.

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Good Bye

...2015 We had some pretty amazing times. But I got a New Year I'm bout to hook up with for a handful of months, so gotta piece your ass

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I don't think TUSCL members really leave.....

They just come back as weird acts...IMO

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Have S/O Who Doesnt Understand Your SC Fetish? Send her here

Last week (12/26) I sent my S/O and her cousin to this urban male revue. Very similar to the Chocolate City movie, this event features your typical show yet also has booths with high mileage for prepaid dances and MASSAGES…

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How to tell your VIP experience will be good

I was traveling, and I went to a club that I haven't been to before. Scenario 1: This club has topless dances for 20 bucks, nude dances for 40 bucks. They frequently do 2 for 1 specials. I see this girl…