Knew an escort who told me she once forgot to spit out her chewing gum and it got stuck in his pubic hair. He was married. Guess that was a hard one to explain.
i once hopped into the shower while my ex was finishing in order to give him a nice surprise BJ, turns out he had just shaved 2 minutes before and I got a mouthful of floating pubes all over my tongue. Traumatizing...
At 22, I was enjoying a great bj from a high school crush that I'd never played with before, just serious flirting. At the moment of truth I said "wow" " an epic 7 years in the making!" It made her start laughing and the cum came out of her nose, which was even funnier....
My girl has the gag reflex. Needless to say my shaft gets little attention so I literally get "head"! It's fine cause her pussy makes me last less than a minute.
Remember back in high school (many many years ago) talked girl I was seeing into giving me a bj. Well, turns out was her first and she had no idea because she just sat there and blew on it. Couldn't convince her other wise to suck it either, she insisted that it was called a blow job for a reason!
Most girls think they give excellent head but the reality is most aren't very good at it. My worst was a girl who kept scraping her teeth on me; I had to have her stop. Most girls give it a good try but really never learned the techniques. The few who are excellent are to be coveted!!
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