Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

Here today, gone tomato

on creeps the hook

Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road? A: Forget about it.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew? A: Olive Garden

Q: How can you tell if an Italian is in the Mafia? A: His favorite dish is broken leg of lamb.

Q: What is a four-letter word in Italian for goodbye? A: "BANG"!

Q: What do you call an Italian who marries someone Polish? A: A social climber.

Q: What do you call an Italian hooker? A: A pastatute.

Q: How does every Italian joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.

He's here all week, folks!!!

Yes Lopaw.......the poor guy ran out of thyme

*groan I can't bayleaf the puns here. Curry on. =D

lol

He was going to make Turkey, but finally decided that it was too much Greece and opted for Danish instead.

I think the jokes show a cumin!

I had to mustard all my strength not to laugh at these silly puns

I just had to drop in to ketchup on things.....................

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This vegetarian stripper claimed she knew me from another club, but I never met herbivore.

^^^

The Italians did invent the first alternative fuels. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme

So cringeworthy, so good

I pulled off my ears to let you know the jokes were ridiculous faits from bloodloss

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Lord this is true pun-ishment!

You guys have olive my respect

Boy-ar-dee puns silly!!!

I'm glad Lopaw chimed in. Cheese a cool girl

Yes, she's a Gouda gal-a

I cannoli hope to meet her