Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

22 comments

• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Here today, gone tomato
• Estafador

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  9 years ago

  *on creeps the hook*
• deogol

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  9 years ago

  Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road? A: Forget about it.
  
  Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew? A: Olive Garden
  
  Q: How can you tell if an Italian is in the Mafia? A: His favorite dish is broken leg of lamb.
  
  Q: What is a four-letter word in Italian for goodbye? A: "BANG"!
  
  Q: What do you call an Italian who marries someone Polish? A: A social climber.
  
  Q: What do you call an Italian hooker? A: A pastatute.
  
  Q: How does every Italian joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.
  
  
  
• lopaw

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  9 years ago

  He's here all week, folks!!!
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  Yes Lopaw.......the poor guy ran out of thyme
• lopaw

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  9 years ago

  ****groan***
  I can't bayleaf the puns here.
  Curry on.
  =D
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  lol
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  He was going to make Turkey, but finally decided that it was too much Greece and opted for Danish instead.
  
  I think the jokes show a cumin!
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  I had to mustard all my strength not to laugh at these silly puns
• minnow

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  9 years ago

  I just had to drop in to ketchup on things.....................
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6vq3gv…
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  This vegetarian stripper claimed she knew me from another club, but I never met herbivore.
  
  
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  ^^^
  
  The Italians did invent the first alternative fuels. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme
• 4TwenTee

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  9 years ago

  So cringeworthy, so good
• Estafador

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  9 years ago

  I pulled off my ears to let you know the jokes were ridiculous *faits from bloodloss*
• Estafador

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  9 years ago

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e99HiN71…
• sclvr5005

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  9 years ago

  Lord this is true pun-ishment!
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  You guys have olive my respect
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Boy-ar-dee puns silly!!!
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  I'm glad Lopaw chimed in. Cheese a cool girl
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Yes, she's a Gouda gal-a
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  I cannoli hope to meet her