deogol•9 yrs agoQ: Why did the Mafia cross the road? A: Forget about it. Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew? A: Olive Garden Q: How can you tell if an Italian is in the Mafia? A: His favorite dish is broken leg of lamb. Q: What is a four-letter word in Italian for goodbye? A: "BANG"! Q: What do you call an Italian who marries someone Polish? A: A social climber. Q: What do you call an Italian hooker? A: A pastatute. Q: How does every Italian joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.00Log in to vote
ATACdawg•9 yrs agoHe was going to make Turkey, but finally decided that it was too much Greece and opted for Danish instead. I think the jokes show a cumin!00Log in to vote
jackslash•9 yrs agoThis vegetarian stripper claimed she knew me from another club, but I never met herbivore.00Log in to vote
motorhead•9 yrs ago^^^ The Italians did invent the first alternative fuels. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme00Log in to vote
Estafador•9 yrs agoI pulled off my ears to let you know the jokes were ridiculous faits from bloodloss00Log in to vote
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last commentHere today, gone tomato
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on creeps the hook
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Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road? A: Forget about it.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew? A: Olive Garden
Q: How can you tell if an Italian is in the Mafia? A: His favorite dish is broken leg of lamb.
Q: What is a four-letter word in Italian for goodbye? A: "BANG"!
Q: What do you call an Italian who marries someone Polish? A: A social climber.
Q: What do you call an Italian hooker? A: A pastatute.
Q: How does every Italian joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.
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He's here all week, folks!!!
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Yes Lopaw.......the poor guy ran out of thyme
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*groan
I can't bayleaf the puns here.
Curry on.
=D
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lol
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He was going to make Turkey, but finally decided that it was too much Greece and opted for Danish instead.
I think the jokes show a cumin!
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I had to mustard all my strength not to laugh at these silly puns
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I just had to drop in to ketchup on things.....................
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This vegetarian stripper claimed she knew me from another club, but I never met herbivore.
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^^^
The Italians did invent the first alternative fuels. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme
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So cringeworthy, so good
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I pulled off my ears to let you know the jokes were ridiculous faits from bloodloss
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Lord this is true pun-ishment!
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You guys have olive my respect
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Boy-ar-dee puns silly!!!
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I'm glad Lopaw chimed in. Cheese a cool girl
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Yes, she's a Gouda gal-a
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I cannoli hope to meet her
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