Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road? A: Forget about it. Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew? A: Olive Garden Q: How can you tell if an Italian is in the Mafia? A: His favorite dish is broken leg of lamb. Q: What is a four-letter word in Italian for goodbye? A: "BANG"! Q: What do you call an Italian who marries someone Polish? A: A social climber. Q: What do you call an Italian hooker? A: A pastatute. Q: How does every Italian joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.
He was going to make Turkey, but finally decided that it was too much Greece and opted for Danish instead. I think the jokes show a cumin!
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on creeps the hook
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Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road? A: Forget about it.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew? A: Olive Garden
Q: How can you tell if an Italian is in the Mafia? A: His favorite dish is broken leg of lamb.
Q: What is a four-letter word in Italian for goodbye? A: "BANG"!
Q: What do you call an Italian who marries someone Polish? A: A social climber.
Q: What do you call an Italian hooker? A: A pastatute.
Q: How does every Italian joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.
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He's here all week, folks!!!
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Yes Lopaw.......the poor guy ran out of thyme
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*groan
I can't bayleaf the puns here.
Curry on.
=D
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lol
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He was going to make Turkey, but finally decided that it was too much Greece and opted for Danish instead.
I think the jokes show a cumin!
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I had to mustard all my strength not to laugh at these silly puns
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I just had to drop in to ketchup on things.....................
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youtube.com
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This vegetarian stripper claimed she knew me from another club, but I never met herbivore.
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^^^
The Italians did invent the first alternative fuels. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme
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So cringeworthy, so good
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I pulled off my ears to let you know the jokes were ridiculous faits from bloodloss
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youtube.com
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Lord this is true pun-ishment!
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You guys have olive my respect
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Boy-ar-dee puns silly!!!
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I'm glad Lopaw chimed in. Cheese a cool girl
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Yes, she's a Gouda gal-a
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I cannoli hope to meet her
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