I can win the Powerball without buying a ticket

Haha funny.

I was going to ask if you own a gun

Cool idea. Locally there is a club that offers a free lap dance day. After buying the expensive drinks there and tipping at the stage, I seriously doubt that it is all that free. But damn, if that one free powerball ticket was the winner, oh man, oh man, that would make for one lucky ass PL. Oh what all I'd do if I was that lucky ass PL.

It is included in the price. Nothing is free :))