sinclair's Review

I went to the Men’s Club around 19:30 on a Friday evening. Because the club was just getting going, the door girl was kind enough to not charge me the cover charge. Dancers started getting up on stage around 20:00. Sincweisers were $7 each, and every single one of the waitresses was drop dead gorgeous. The Men’s Club started to get a healthy crowd around 22:00, but not claustrophobic like a lot of other clubs. The ratio of dancer to customers was never worse than 1:2. The fact that this is an upscale club and a little pricey seems to keeps the Kmart crowd at Baby Dolls. The Dallas Cowboys have been known to visit the Men’s Club.

The Men’s Club has one of the most attractive interiors I have ever seen in my strip club travels. A large island bar is in the middle of the room upon entering. The main runway stage (no pole) is on the right wall. There are two smaller island side stages (no poles) in the main room. The main stage was going all night, and at the peak hours, one of the smaller stages also had an entertainer. To the left on the far wall was a long couch for lap dances. The back left corner has the entrance to a separate room that looked like it was more for private parties or dining. The back right corner has the washrooms, a wine cellar, and the exit to the outdoor patio, which has a hot tub and swimming pool. The rest of the club is filled with tables and chairs. The large roller chairs were very comfortable and surprisingly clean. I have been to hundreds of strip clubs over the years, and the Men’s Club was probably the cleanest of all of them. There are no funky smells, stains, or grime, which I am used to coming in contact with at gentlemen’s clubs. The building’s ventilation was excellent. It seemed a lot of patrons order food here, and it is very good from what a couple of the customers and dancers told me.

Dancers were all in the 6 to 10 range. The vast majority of the line-up gave me a hard-on. The only outlier was one older dancer who was in her 40’s. Most dancers were Caucasian, but there were a couple Latinas thrown in as well. I got dances from three different entertainers. The first dancer was a brunette from Louisiana. She gave mediocre lap dances, so I cut out after two dances. The second dancer was a local Latina. She gave a much dirtier grind and put her mouth over the crotch of my pants. I cut her after two dances because I saw some residual signs of a past pregnancy (something I am very picky about). On the third dancer, a Texas blonde, I got the perfect mix of looks and dancing abilities. I spent about five hours with this Yellow Rose alternating between talking, cuddling, and lap dances. I got something like twenty-six lap dances from her. Lap dances can take place either right at your seat or on the couch on the left wall of the club. Lap dances are $20 each, and as I found out, your mileage will vary depending on which dancer you choose. My Yellow Rose of Texas told me the VIP room is $300 to the club for the room and a bottle of champagne or liquor, plus additional money for her time in the VIP room. This particular dancer wanted $400 for an hour. Seven hundred dollars is too much for my cheap ass to spend in just an hour. Additionally, neither of us wanted to drink any hard alcohol.