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Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Tues in Feb

I went to the Lansing Vu on a cold/snowy Tuesday in Feb. Typical Vu experience...$10 cover that comes with a bottomless drink. Not really a great lineup but OK. There is only…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

Convenient location

This club is truly a mixed bag, some dancers were beautiful and others probably should have found another profession 5-10 years ago. Most girls were very chill and not pushy but there were a…

Temptations Cabaret

Aledo, Texas

BYOB Club in West Fort Worth

This is a "nude" club that has an Aledo address but is about 5 miles west of Loop 820, just off of I-30, in west Ft. Worth. The Building is a rectangular warehouse that's…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Okay visit at the Trap

The last visit I had at this club was not a good one and such a long time ago, so I decided to say what the hell and go check out what the club has…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Good, not great. Worth visiting...yes*

While it is not my opinion that Imperial is a great club, there are two reasons why I have made multiple trips here. 1) Hot Asians - I have a thing for curvy Asians, and in…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I always like visiting this club since the atmosphere is great

I always like visiting this club since the atmosphere is great. Club is clean and well maintained with plenty of comfortable chairs. Dancers are usually good looking. You have a mix of girls who are…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Favorite Place

I have reviewed this club several times. Very clean club with a private smoke room which is very nice for non-smokers!!! You can visit this club without smelling like an ashtray when you leave. I…

Pure Diamonds

Portsmouth, Virginia

Friendly bartender, otherwise...

Stopped by a few weeks back, looking for a place to chill and see some sexy ladies with my wife. Club is divided into two halves (Virginia restricts clubs to bikini if they serve alcohol). Drinking…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Afternoon visit

I was in town for business and finished my work day early when I decided to visit this club. Club was relatively dead with about 10-15 customers and 8 girls. Entrance is now $10,…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

uncomfortable

Ventured in on a Friday at shift change. Missed the review, but at least 15 girls were milling around, and more came in as the night progressed. Talent varied from 5-8. Wide range of ethnicities.…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

One of the better Akron Clubs

I visited the club around 3pm on a Thursday afternoon. The club interior is nicer than the other Akron clubs I've been too. The bar is an island shape to your right as you…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Slow Saturday Afternoon

Arrived at The Landing Strip around 1pm on Saturday. There were 3 dancers, 2 waitresses, 5 male staff, Valet, and the DJ. Ashley the Hostess chatted me up, followed by the other 7-8 tables…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Early Saturday Afternoon

Arrived at Henry VIII North at 2pm, to see about 6 dancers. Pixie, Aaliyah, Dallas (AA), Makayla, and two others. I only had an hour, so I was gonna not be picky and just ask…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Scores March 2016

I last visited Scores Gentlemen's Club on a Friday afternoon. Compared to other week days, the club was busy with about 15-20 dancers and about 20-30 customers. Other than at stage dance time, it was…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Packed House

I arrived at BTs Friday night at 10pm. Immediately I could see it was going to be a tough night at the club, because there were several large groups and a ton of girls I'd…

Temptations

Bohemia, New York

nOT A BAD PLACE TO GO FOR A DRINK

I was there on a monday afternoon and stayed till about 7/30,when I got there there were two girls working they were friendly and looking to make money which is ok with me as…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Uneven Again

This place remains uneven and up and down. Tried a different night but had pretty much same result as last visit. More dancers than patrons in the place and so dancers would not show up…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Not like it used to be

This place used to be the best with very hot women and great dances. Not sure where all the illegal stuff was going on that got them shut down, but I always enjoyed myself.…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Not What I Was Hoping For

So a fairly disappointing visit. Was in KC for a quick getaway and after drinks and dinner the wife and I headed over to Bazooka’s around 9:30 I think (took an Uber from the…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Good Looking but not so nice

I've been here a couple of times. I like to get a girl who understands what kind of lapdance I want so I usually tell them. Basically, I want to get off without…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

A very nice time!

This was my second visit to Mary's, my first being several years ago. As in my previous visit, there were about 5 ladies in the club at the time I was there. The dancers were…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

Total Dive

This place was a disappointment from the get go. Cover charge was high for such a low rent place. Dancers seemed to be more interested in the regualrs than guys who were there…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Returning to CFs

I used to live in closer proximity to Centerfolds, and would go once in a while. The thing that always stuck out about this club was that the girls would vary wildly in looks,…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Vixens is the best club in WV accessible for Northern VA

Vixens is the best WV club that is close to northern VA area. The atmosphere is nice, the drinks are not overprices and while some dancers can be pushy the others won't come bother you.…

DaVinci

Bradenton, Florida

Going downhill fast.

I have given good reviews to this club before but unfortunately can not this time around. I went to the club on a Saturday afternoon. No cover which was good because I only counted…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Nice place but no vibe

Read a lot online about this place so decided to check it out for myself. Went in in the mid afternoon to find the place fairly empty. Paid the cover and for the water and…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

I was passing through the area and decided to stop by

I was passing through the area and decided to stop by. Last time I was in town I only checked out Silver Slipper and, since I had such a bad time there, didn't check out…

Pandoras Platinum

Dallas, Texas

Too early

I was in Dallas for a short business trip and decided to sleaze it up a bit at a BYO joint. I arrived around 8:30 and it was totally empty. Since it was Tuesday, cover…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Sedona: Perfect Booty - Legendary Lapdance

If you like a booty that is perfect, Sedona is your girl. She is a beautiful pasty white girl, but has a booty like a black girl, although slimmer hips. She has no cellulite and…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Got here around 8:30 so kind of early but made it easy to get a seat

Got here around 8:30 so kind of early but made it easy to get a seat. This is by far the best club in Indy in my opinion. I have always seemed to be able…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Monday Evening @ Ebony Inn

Visited the club on a Monday for the very first time and was pleasantly surprised. The dancer count was up and the number of guys down.. which meant more for me. ( I usually…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

French Connection

West Palm Beach used to be my favorite SC city, but haven't been there in over a decade. My favorite club was always T's Lounge, but T's is now Ultra Lounge and after reading…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Hit or Miss

As usual, this club has its ups and downs. The same old career girls seem to work here, but you can often find a gem on her way through. At least one is a legit…

Kittens Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

Kitten's worked for me!

I visited on a Wednesday afternoon, only a few customers. All black dancers, all very nice, and some super skinNY which is what I like. Of course, there are some with bigger…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Best of the 2 TDs

I'm coming here on and off and there is always a rotation of girls. The strip club has had some of the best girls and best dances around. They have $10 table dances $20 backroom…

Premier Bar

Dubai, United Arab Emirates

Great club if you've got deep pockets

This is a great club if you've got a big bankroll and don't mind losing it all. As others have mentioned, the cover fee will range from 50-60usd which is fairly nuts imho The girls though ,…

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Shortest/Longest Time In One Club

What's the shortest time you've spent in a club ? Walked in, sized things up and said " I'm outta here. " How about the longest ? For me, 15 minutes and eight hours.

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Lucky the pimp didn't put a cap in my ass

About 20 years ago, I just turned 21 and decided to take an impromptu trip to Vegas. I was excited about being in Vegas for the first time and decided to go all out. I arrived at night and remember…

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Best Afternoon Clubs in Portland, OR

Any recommendations for places to go with A) the hottest dancers and B) the best private dances?

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How many women?

I was just trying to figure out how many different women I've fucked in my lifetime. I was out of high school before my first, but things picked up in college. It was the mid 1960's, and drugs, sex, and…

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Jeopardy

Any Jeopardy fans? I'm a fairly regular viewer when I can. I don't have hard stats to prove this, but I think they are trying to put more female contestants on the show. And not only that, but the attractiveness…

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Why Does The GOP Have Hot Debate Moderators And The Dems Have old Hags?

Maybe it's the Republican belief of form over function? I still like the babes but it's not going to change my vote

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Banned Skitells commercial

https://youtu.be/ez4SGmnzPaI Lol !!!

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Mixed signals

Ok I had an experience with a stripper today and I need some help figuring this one out. She is not really one of my regular girls but I have done dances with her about 3 times in the last…

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Sweaty sex

When you're fucking a girl, are you a fan (no pun intended) of the sweaty sex between you two? Me, I absolutely love that shit.

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Never get married

Bet this guy wished he hadn't http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484447/Romanian-wife-rips-husband-s-testicles-International-Women-s-Day-refused-housework.html

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Something I don't understand

How can Follies be so cheap? I know what this shit costs. It costs more than this. I honestly don't understand it.

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Any celebs you'd like to punch in the face?

I would punch Kanye West

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OTC with 60 year old stripper

So the other night I had myself a very nice OTC. I was charged via the huge tips I contributed the night before. After talking to my DS I realized that she was Johns mom! Basically I feel indebted to…

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I just upgraded to Windows 10 from 8.1

Yay, no more magic screens and stuff popping in and out without any reason

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OTC question

Never done OTC, and I just thought... does it typically involve an hourly rate like with escorts? I imagine it's more spontaneous and undefined, but as I've never done it...

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The Ordeal of Regular Women

For you guys who go to the strip clubs a lot, do you find it sort of reprograms your brain a bit so that it affects how you converse with regular women? I've gotten so used to the clubs that,…

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Johnny Strip Club Strikes Again

http://www.tmz.com/2016/03/09/johnny-manziel-nightclub-hollywood-sunset/ It's almost like he's giving up. You would think that if he wanted a chance at another team signing him, he would be staying away from partying, night clubs, strip clubs, and the paparazzi.

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Airplane seats

What's the worst person you've ever had next to you on an airplane? Mine is right now. An extraordinarily obese Muslim woman wearing enough clothes to survive in the artic. Smells bad, and I'm being pushed into the wall…

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A Fuckable MILF

In the afternoon I fucked 18. Then I had a date with a new MILF. This one was pretty hot. One of only two truly fuckable ones so far. It's much better to have sex right before a…

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Seattle police officer ‘hanging around’ strip club during sting placed on leave

Is the Seattle Police Department gay? What's wrong with a cop hanging around a strip club? Unless he was committing a crime, they should let him alone. http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/spd-officer-placed-on-paid-leave-in-strip-club-investigation/

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First stripper number

What's the chances she does otc? If it matters she offered to make me ldk at an otherwise no extras club and offered to send nude pics.

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

No mileage in NY

I decided to try one more club while on business in NYC. Diamond Club has a guy handing out card at the front door for free entry. The lady inside (literally 5…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

The best around

Been to Sinrock a few dozen times the past year, the inside of the club has a very nice lay out and cool retro club vibe. It's dark as any good club should be but…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

Stay away

Smelled like sewage and the girls looked like sewage. They have a kitchen but the place smelled so bad I was afraid to order food. I would definitely not recommend this place to anyone. I…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Chirp chirp

Visited the Tale this afternoon. I walked in at 3:30, not knowing that they opened at 3:00 and I was the only patron. Two owner types (maybe a manager and an owner or owner and…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Sundays really suck

Lido was the second stop of my trip to Cape Canaveral. It is a big, plain, windowless building. Very easy to find, good signage, and plenty of parking that was mostly empty when…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Bombs away!

Riley's is a dive. Yes, girls take their clothes off; most shouldn't, therefore I would just refer to this as a bar and not a strip club. That said, I love this place. I…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Better in the afternoon than the night on a Sunday

Cheaters was my first and last stop of the evening. The parking lot was half-full, and it seemed many of the cars were from spring breakers at nearby hotels. The clubs is located…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Hump day stress relief

I have been here before and it is still hard to locate. I am from out of town, and it is no accident to get there. Went on Lingerie night. That is a loose term…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Great club

Went on a Tuesday afternoon. The club was not super busy. Had 5 other customers and 7 dancers (cannot remember all their names). Got topless with Jasmine (30+ Latina/white girl with b…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Paradise on Humpday

Been awhile since ive been back here. Came by to kill traffic and it was kinda a waste. Wish i went else where but every now and then you gotta change up the routines or…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Packed on a Sunday evening

IR is clearly located in a much less savory area than either Lido or Cheater's, but I never felt unsafe. The parking lot was packed, which I took to be a good sign.…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

A very good sports bar/strip club experience

This is a good place to visit if you would like to kick back and relax. There are two sections, one near the main stage and one in the back with pool tables (with the…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Good value in the City of Industry

I think this is my favorite club in the City Of Industry. Physical club layout is pretty nice and clean. Big stage in the middle, a row for tipping, assorted tables and then back…

Obsessions Cabaret

Barboursville, West Virginia

Back for a visit

It had been a few years since I visited Lady Godiva's. I first started going there almost 20 years ago when it first opened. Was a favorite hang-out for me for some time.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Keep coming back

Came here 2 Saturday's ago with a group for a friends birthday party. It's BYOB. Got there around 7:30 and we closed the place. This place never gets old. Although it's…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Friendly Dancers

This is a good club for numerous reasons. It is clean and well kept, certainly not shady. Lighting was dim but not dark and the chairs/tables were comfortable. Nothing out of the ordinary about the…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Too old

I visited the establishment today and have been there in a few occasions. The issue I have is that the average of the dancers is 35+. A few over 40 and a few younger. Good…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Okay club but overpriced

Dont waste your money VIPs are a bit overpriced girls are ok but you could get better bang for your buck at synn coi and a lot of the girls that works there also work…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Waste ot Time and Money

Went to Platinum on a Saturday night around 10:30. I have been hoping that the club would improve over time. There were maybe 12 dancers with maybe one being a 7 or 8 and most…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Parkway Tropics is a great place to relax!

I visited Parkway Tropics for the first time two weeks ago. It was my first visit to a strip club/bikini bar and I didn't know what to expect. Upon entering, I was overwhelmed with gladness…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

10+ women on a Friday night

First off this club is small. A tiny bar, stage and a tiny rest room too! I had a tough time finding parking, i took the last available spot and left another dude without a parking…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Understaffed, Overfogged

I decided to stop by this place after seeing the giant sign for it off Bundy every day on my commute. I can say for sure that I will not be returning anytime soon. When…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Tuesday night

After reading all the odd reviews, I thought I would give PP a visit and give a review. I've been to this club many times and know the scene before and after what happened…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Miss ... and Hit

As others have said, this place is hit or miss. I visited on a Friday last month to find only two dancers working, a definite "miss". On the other hand, almost all dancers…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Thanksgiving visit

My boyfriend and I checked this club out the week of thanksgiving 2015. There was a range of dancer types but too many coke-head skinny dancers. One side is topless and full bar, the other…

Lido Lounge

Cleveland, Ohio

No title

Last time I was here around November I said I might not return. The fact that some guy was shot in the parking lot a couple weeks ago was another reason not to return but…

Da Bodega Gentleman Club

Cleveland, Ohio

what title

This review is from late February but I was busy with other things and things don't really seem to change at this club anyway so reviewing it again wasn't a priority for me. I hadn't…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Downward Spiral

Setup: Paradise is located in a strip mall on Valley in La Puente. It's about 5 minutes driving from the other clubs in City of Industry. There's ample parking. The club…

The Cabaret

Belleville, Ontario

Expected but good

Met my friend halfway between Toronto and Ottowa and ended up in Belleville. We had nothing else to do for a while, so we headed to the strip club. He'd never been before, and we…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

A must go if it's what you're looking for

Like you should have figured out, this is a happy ending massage parlor, but is much nicer than what that would suggest. Basically you choose a masseuse, you can book one if you plan ahead,…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Late night Palazio visit

Palazio is definitely a lot of fun and worth a visit. The club has a spacious layout with one central stage and several couches for dances. There were also a few bars and getting a…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Eye Candy and a Great Exchange Rate

Took a trip to MTL recently and paid a visit to Chez Paree at 1am on a Wednesday (or Thur morn). Was with about 6 guys and the cover was $5. Bouncer was adamant about…

The Living Room Dayton

Medway, Ohio

Nice environment

This is a great place to and hang out for a few drinks with some really nice girls. I personally like Vada quite a bit as she is a natural beauty and very nice.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

sunday blues

So it was a Sunday and I had nothing to do and really craved some female attention. I walk in around 2pm and it was kind of dead, there were about 10-15 girls working and…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Off night or par for the course?

After a long break from the SC scene I decided to try several COI joints. First stop was Synn and it was my first visit. In fairness to the club it was a…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

So much potential for those with large budgets

This was my next stop after a brief visit at Synn. So, it may be biased based upon that. From a dancer perspective, SR was everything that Synn was not. Only white…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Best club of the evening

So, after major disappointment at Synn and minor disappointment at SR I decided to try one last club that I *thought* I might be able to have some fun. I'd been to DV once…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Late night run

Went here on a Friday a few weeks ago. Girls were friendly, average looking at best. There was a good mix ethnicity wise,some white,black and latina. Paid $20 cover at th door, no pat down.…

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

Give it a try.

Decided to give The Runway a try after a less than pleasurable experience my last time in there. Setup is still the same, but the quality of entertainers was greatly improved. Spent a good portion of…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Good Neighborhood type Club

I stopped in on a Tuesday night around 10:30. Place wasn't too busy, no cover and the bartenders were cordial and attentive. I quickly noticed there were a number of dancers on the floor, and…

Pussycat's

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good for cheap fun bad for looks

Yea so i walked in there because i seen the light flashing almost every night on my way home from work so im like hey why not just stop in and see how it is.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

LOVE EARLY MORNING!

Whenever I'm in Vegas on business I love visiting a club around 6-7 am before work. I know not a wild atmosphere, but I've had great times and almost always lots of bang for…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

Dive! Dive! Dive!

There's something about having a few beers here I love. Interestingly, they always have several dancers that do excellent pole work. I don't know what it is, but every time I go I…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

Yikes

I never go to clubs in my home city, but I was walking down Broadway and was enticed/accosted by a latin woman. (I never did get her name) For some reason I took…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hiliter never disappoints

Was in Phoenix and decided to catch the honies at the HL. Walked in, found a seat in the middle and had a two for one Stella at my table within 10 mins of being…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Had a blast

Stopped in a few weekends ago since it had been a while since my last visit. The layout is great for sitting stage-side and having a great view of the dancers. On this night they…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Money goes a long way!

I hadn't visited the BC for a few weeks and decided to give it a try again yesterday. I arrived around 1pm which is the earliest I would ever arrive here, and there were a…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Came on Monday, Sin, Ryan, Madison, and another girl I'm not familiar with were there

Came on Monday, Sin, Ryan, Madison, and another girl I'm not familiar with were there. One group of young guys, and 1 or 2 other customers. Girls were just fooling around and playing whatever music…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

too much attention can be bad

Sooo came on a friday evening around 6-7. The day shift was leaving and night shift was coming in. One thing I nocticed about this place is the day shift girls looks wise are about…

2NYT Entertainment

Winona, Minnesota

Ok time....

Was at this place over the weekend. Was an OK time. Have had better. The layout of the club is a bar with a stage at the back end.…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I've seen better

2-3 years ago this place was happening. They must have scared the hotties away with either new mngt or the rules in MB just suck now. I'm all for bringing back more SC's.…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Went here a couple months ago, prior experience was only Mac's Two in Billerica, so that will serve as a point of reference for me

Went here a couple months ago, prior experience was only Mac's Two in Billerica, so that will serve as a point of reference for me. I came on a Saturday. Noticed the place gets a…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Afternoon delight

After a brief hiatus from this club I decided to go back one day while in the area. This place does seem a little run down but it has been here for as long as…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Great Birthday Party

Went to Platinum For a friends Birthday Party. We had a great time, we decided to buy a bottle to celebrate and were given VIP seating for the entire night! The staff took great care…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Forgettable visit

I recently visited this club for the first time. It was a Tuesday night, and I was in the area after a business meeting. Arrived about 8:00pm and was not charged a cover.…

Gabrielle's VIP Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Attention is Customer Service

Nashville has its obvious drawbacks. I chose Gabrielles on a Friday evening based upon some reviews here that led me to believe they might have a better game in town than the others. I came…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Tease Tease Tease

So it had been about 10 years since I had visited this club. I had some time yesterday so I said why not. Got there about 30 minutes after they opened. There was one dancer.…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Stopped in a for a quick look around after striking out at another place nearby

Stopped in a for a quick look around after striking out at another place nearby. I haven't been in here since the old Pop-o-Top days and I have to say I liked the place. Dancers…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Back to business

Gave Bare Assets another shot on our annual golf trip to Innisbrook which is just down the road. Last year it seemed to have gotten run down with a new clientele. This year…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Best club in Providence!

I have had my fair share strip club experiences here in Providence but the Cadillac Lounge is by far my favorite strip joint here in Providence. I really like the layout of the club the…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Friendly dancer but only one

Well I haven't reviewed the Vu since 2011 so I was due to update. They recently painted the outside and may have done some inside updates. It's hard to tell inside as it is pitch…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

One of the best in Seattle

This place is a bit out of the way in Lake City/Bothell; it is not the high pressure expensive pressure type of DT Seattle Clubs, and not one which caters to the stressed out desperate…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

sunrise

nice club on a decent side of town. near the city's hospital. the dancers are mixed. but mostly black and spanish you may find 1 or two whites. in the afternoon alot of bussiness…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

good time

Went to the club on a Friday night and the place was starting to get busy. I saw the usual regular girls (white girls, skinny, cute ass), a couple of Asians with perky tits and…

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Trump Steaks?

http://www.businessinsider.com/trumps-victory-speech-with-steak-2016-3 I knew he was a ham, but I didn't know he sold steaks too.

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who is the biggest looser?

I am chugging vodka, while watching a whore chug vodka on A&E Intervention. Who is the biggest loser?

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Trumpp's on 8 mile in the "D"

Is this one of "The Donald ' s" Clubs ? He seemed to fair pretty well in Detroit tonight. Thought maybe it was because of his Strip Club there.

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Not disappointed after all

Not disappointed after all This is in follow up to my Disappointment thread. I'm too high to provide a link. Sometimes we are too quick to judge strippers as selfish, self entitled, self absorbed bitches. Especially when they don't show for a…

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Lesbian shows

Asking if anyone knows a place in PA or NJ where I can see a good private lesbo show. Appreciate it!!

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Show me the way to go home

Trying to decide if I want to take I-95 south and hit clubs in WPB or Miami, or if I should take I-75 and see the scene in Tampa. Either one would be a short visit.

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Show me the way to go home

Trying to decide if I want to take I-95 south and hit clubs in WPB or Miami, or if I should take I-75 and see the scene in Tampa. Either one would be a short visit.

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Manning

Now Peyton and Papa John can live happily ever after...

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Any of you greet your favorite strippers like this?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCY3f4TyPGc/?hl=en

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Porn

Who are your top five favorite pornstars in order? Me: 1. Lisa Ann 2. Jenaveve Jolie 3. Tori Black 4. Asa Akira 5. Nikki Benz

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Spring is here: Lawn Mower Shopping

I'm in the market for a new mower. What's your first choice? • A big box store like Home Depot, Lowe's, Menards, etc • A small family owned specialty lawn mower shop • Your local Ace Hardware • Wal-Mart There are advantages and disadvantages…

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How many identical profiles do you have ?

Just curious if you guys think lesser of me for trolling myself?

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Suck on my zippy cup mute fucka

I am running for prez

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Juice for President, part 2

vincemichaels suggested Juice run for President! I have a brilliant slogan for his campaign! "Vote chicken fangers, not short-fingered vulgarian!"

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Smile on my face

Sorry guys ...Newbie question here. When you guys post a decent or outright positive review of a VIP room experience and end them with a statement " I left with a smile on my face" what does this mean ... generally…

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Sharapova Isn't In Big Trouble

Check out this article from USA TODAY: Nike, other firms suspend ties with Sharapova http://usat.ly/1p4x2j6 I always thought she seemed pretty cool. More importantly, is she hot or not? Sometimes she looks great, others, well not so much. She is…

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International Womens day

First off happy womens day to all the strong females both here and throughout the world. We have come a long way but still have a long way to go. I hope that moving forward women are given the ability…

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Hate

The only thing stopping me from going on a rage killing spree at work is that it would interrupt my visits to showclubs. Pussy saves me again. I hate my coworkers.

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Just for fun

Which WWE Diva would you like to see working as a stripper. 1. Sasha Banks 2. Bre Bella 3. Naomy What about y'all

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Sex Act Survey

What is the hottest, most cum inducing sex act for you besides fucking her in the pussy? I vote for fucking her in the mouth. Hard, vigorous fucking like in porn videos. She opens her mouth and let's me…

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SC man kills taxi driver, second man after trip home from strip club, police say

A disturbed strip club customer: http://wbtw.com/2016/03/07/sc-man-kills-taxi-driver-second-man-after-trip-home-from-strip-club-police-say/

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how many years have you been visiting strip clubs ?

17 year's for me

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Post Sex Rituals

After a perfect DS GFE, here is wfat we usually do. First, she gets a full body massage. I am very thorough and sensuous. This turns me on massively. Next, we cuddle. I hold her in my arms, then…

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Stopping the Cum

Here's the scenario. Happens all the time. You're inside your DS. Bare back. She's perfect, every sex dream you ever had all rolled to one. You are going to cum. This is just too wonderful.…

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Video that broke the Internet: Elizabeth Marx hula hooping topless

If you just can't wait for the titties to appear, fast forward to 1:26 - http://www.boobieblog.com/?p=43205&page=2

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Disappointment

The latest soap opera installment Never had such a disappointing OTC date. DS III candidate. Such incredible promise. If she'd played her cards right, I would've ended up spending tens of thousands of dollars on her. She…

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Dear Shaylnn

Shalynn deep down i know your right. It's just hard to brake free of the shitty clean clubs i grew up in....as i get older and wiser i drive to follies more and more...soon follies will be the only club…

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Babes and bongs: a website for JS

Here's a picture that's certain to appeal to our own pothead/pussyhound, JS69: http://www.stonedgirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/weed-girls0651.jpg In fact, the website is full of pictures of girls holding joints, bongs, bags of weed, etc.

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OT: Worst fake boobs ever

I just wonder how it is that she's still smiling... http://poststuff2.entensity.net/020516/Worst-Boobs-Ever.php

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Erin Andrews - $155 Million More Wealthy?

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/erin-andrews-awarded--55-million-in-hotel-stalking-case-230236018.html There are some things that are just fucking absurd. Some of them are Juice's spelling quality, the length of SJG's posts, that Bavarian can't get laid even with our help, and the amount a jury just awarded Erin Andrews.…

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Strippers and Facebook

They post pictures of themselves, post when they work and other random shit. Usually they get 100+ likes and 20+ comments on kissing her ass. The question is Should you join in or not with the likes and comments or is their a…

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Naked woman causes a traffic jam

Naked woman dancing atop 18-wheeler slows traffic in Houston http://www.cbsnews.com/news/crash-dancing-naked-woman-shut-down-houston-highway-290/ I guess there are worse reasons to be stuck in traffic.

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Hardcore

The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck Bitches

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Lawyer hired gf in Cancun?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3479614/Authorities-US-man-held-girlfriends-death-Mexico.html At first, I thought it might be John Smith but the DS (or deceased) wasn't near hot enough. Does anyone on here think this was anything other than a lawyer hiring an escort for a vacation? She had enough…

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Vote: does this make a good song to fuck a stripper?

https://youtu.be/YOsB-RpZG8A Comments

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NYC’s ‘sex spa’ is grossing people out

Spa Castle seems to provide better exercise than swimming: “We open at 6 a.m., and lots of strippers come here after work to unwind,” an employee told The Post. “There’s lots of skinny-dipping and the girls are making out with each…

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Stripping and Starbucks — when corporations take over desire

http://www.salon.com/2016/03/07/stripping_and_starbucks_when_corporations_take_over_desire/

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Raiders Reef and Curves. Tucson

Hi everybody Recently learned that these two clubs are owned by same group. I guess they have others as well but don't know where. I like the higher number / better selection of dancers at curves but seem to have…

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the transformation of dancers and their customers as the years pass

As a young man in my 20s i meet some rookie dancers and over the next five year's i saw them go from week and shy civilian lookin girls to turned out hard core strippers that was money makers. I…

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Please wish me well

It's not as serious as any health issues, but I've been out of work for a little while. Final round of interviews are today.

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Another reason to prefer OTC

Another reason to prefer OTC Beyond the reasons usually mentioned, OTC done right (and the experienced ones here know what that means) has virtually 0 legal risk. There is no almost no practical way that you can get caught if…

Politics

Donald Trump

I always tell the truth on tuscl, whether it's likely to be popular or is likely to be despised. Tonight's is likely to be on the despised end of the spectrum. So here's tonight's shocking truth: I support Donald Trump for…

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A good week

First, a sex date with the new one. I'm about 80% sure she'll be DS III. So fucking young and hawt. Second, a trip to Follies on Wednesday. I'm bringing tissues. Third, on Friday, I have a date with…

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Bachelor Party in the Poconos

So my buddy is getting married which means a bachelor party - his brother chose the Poconos for the event. Getting a house not too far from Mt Airy Casino. My task is to find a strip club. I've read…

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do I fire dancer #2?

continuation of a https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=40933 I haven't had a chance to meet yet with dancer #1 that I described in the first post, but that thread did help me clean my stripper house tonight. Thanks TUSCL friends. I cleared the air with…

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Not Worth It

Was driving down the road in Phoenix today when I saw a billboardwith the following website http://www.notworthit.org City is trying to cut down on prostitution. Do you think this type of scare tactic works?

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Video that broke the Internet: Abigail Ratchford's slo-mo bouncing boobs

I guess you could say I'm a little obsessed with the bustaceous Abigail Ratchford. Here she is, bikini-clad but super-bouncy, in a video from Zoo magazine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPtm9qxktRc

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OT: Do's and dont's for females when fucking and/or dating a guy

I've noticed some females out here with their swagger not right. Here are some things. 1. Ladies, if you're dating a guy, do not, I repeat DO NOT get his name tatted on you. Judging by the percentages it's very likely…

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Another reason to hate ITC and much prefer OTC.

SANITATION!!! Yesterday due to technical difficulties I wound up doing ITC with my #1 favorite that has been coming to my house. We had to wait about 15 minutes for a room. We observed two dancers leave the room and…

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Dancers wearing glitter.

Are dancers that have glitter over their bodies a dealbreaker? I went to see one of my favorites and she has now started to wear glitter all over her body. I got plenty of dances from her but she left…

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Dancer from Tootsie's

So went to the club two weeks ago and met a dancer who said she just came back to WV from dancing at Tootsie's. She went by the name August down there, wondering if anyone has heard of her. (PS:…

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How much authority do bouncers have to eject and/or ban custies from the SC?

Do sc bouncers have the authority to kick out or ban customers from the SC at will? I know there is a lot of grey area here. For example, about a year ago I had a dancer on…

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Cocoa Beach, FL

Heading up to Cape Canaveral on business. Sunday is probably the only night I'll be free to go SC'ing. Between Inner Room, Lido, and Cheaters, any thoughts, ideas, advice, or suggestions?

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This is just sick.

Bond denied for 4 in SC accused of raping children at strip club CONWAY, S.C. (WBTW) – Four people who Horry County police say raped two 4-year-old children appeared in court Friday. The children told authorities they were forced to engage in…

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stilettos bad girls

If anybody has been to stilettos in charleston sc, can you tell me which girls ill have a better chance at getting to know more intamately? Which ones are a waste of time?

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Portland almost 2AMer.

No one was injured when gunfire broke out early Saturday near a Northeast Portland strip club. Police said gunshots were reported just after 1 a.m. at Club Playpen, located at 6210 N.E. Columbia Blvd. And employee told officers that a blue…

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Indy 2AMer

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. (March 6, 2016) — Police are trying to piece together a shooting at a west side strip club located across the street from Lafayette Square Mall. It happened around 1:30 a.m. Sunday at The Golden Nugget Strip Club near…

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Florida strip club waitress, 29, performed oral sex on 15-year-old boy in teen’s

Why did she do this with a teen who was obviously gay? ""I have never been put in that position before and I didn't know how to get out of it," the teen allegedly told cops." http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-strip-club-waitress-caught-shower-teen-article-1.2554127

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Spring Break Destinations

Acapulco , Cancun , Rio de janeiro ? Discuss

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Start to End ...Investing into Strippers 4 $ex

Of course go to follies drop $300 and tay duuu But for the rest of us forced to get OTC what do you think ? I have an idea..shit I've been at it for a few Years now One visit a month for 6…

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Cocaine and Strippers

Besides weed...coco Cain seams to be a drug of choice in my area of strippers You guys seeing this as well ?

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Video that broke the Internet: Abigail Ratchford at In-N-Out

Here's the latest bosomy bouncy goodness from the fantastically endowed Abigail Ratchford: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyHfAGzNuIo Mmm . . . In-N-Out Abi Ratchford and a Dos Equis!

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Y don't club's make shit easy on the patrons and dancers ?

I mean come on Y isn't dances just one denomination like $5, $10 $20, $50 Y the fuck $12.50, $15, $25 and bull shit like that Cut down on the change and make it a simple transaction

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SC's are luxury.. So.. Minimum salary?

A current discussion got me thinking. I'm a young guy who goes to strip clubs every now and then, and I know it's a luxury, so sometimes I wonder if I can really afford to go. So, like the discussion that…

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What do you prefer a sober, slightly drunk, or very drunk dancer

I had just read the discussion "How strippers feel about sober patrons," and I immediately thought of my preferences for dancers. Most dancers that tend to be my favorites seem to be best when sober, about 70 percent or…

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Buying things for dancers

Earlier JS69 replied in a thread, I'll buy dancers a drink, weed, whatever they want within reason, if I'm into them. This started me thinking about what's going on with my CF. After spending a fair amount on Champagne…

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Does anyone hear use real time quotes or scottrade on mobile devices?

I'm just wondering what tablets or smart phone devices and apps people may use. I'm looking at upgrading my old tablet, not enough ram to load certain web sites anymore. I read you can run scottrade streaming quotes via an…

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Type loser.com in your browser...

Wow.someone 's being funny

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How Many Hours Per Week Would You Want To Spend With Women?

So this is a follow up on Longneck's question about ITC versus OTC. I like his thread because he is someone who likes to think things through and hence not necessarily take things at face value just because they…

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Dancer Drinks

I figure there have probably been threads on this in the past but... From Subraman in another thread: "I know some guys here are almost militantly anti-dancer-drinks, but I think a lot of that is resentment over high pressure tactics (and how…

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I Tell You Boys

There ain't nothing better than going fishing in the morning, then hittin' the strip club in the afternoon, I tell you what!

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Lactating Strippers in Vegas?

First off, if you have no interest in lactation, if a woman with large breasts filled with milk squirting out on you that you can suckle and enjoy is not your thing, I'm sorry, but I get it. That…

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The Rifleman Intro....

Used to watch this as a kid, but just now wondered how many shots did he fire? I count 13, but the shots don't sync with the cocking action, Supposedly the rifle held 11 bullets. Anyway that's a bad-ass rifle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUiF41tqfX8

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#boobsforbernie

https://twitter.com/hashtag/boobsforbernie?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Ehashtag I was hoping for more

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How strippers feel about sober patrons

I am wondering do these exotic dancers prefer a drinking man or even as going as far as a drunkard over the sober patron? I notice whenever I go to "Gentlemen's" clubs I get less attention or sometimes women will…

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Fav's quality is dipping

The last two visits with a long-time fave been underwhelming experiences. I've been getting dances from her off-and-on the past 12-14 years. Second-to-last dance from her that was subpar I just chalked up to her maybe being off her…

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How porn stars blackmail a ton of married NBA players

http://nypost.com/2016/03/04/how-porn-stars-blackmail-a-ton-of-married-nba-players/

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stripper brushes off VIP room for me, but not others, at an extra club

I am at an extras club. Other dancers offered me BJs and FS if I take them to the VIP rooms before, but I declined since that was dancer #3 and dancer #4. The VIP rooms are affordable enough that…

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I think I'm probably pathetic

Had a very nice session with my CF today. She always wants to leave me with a smile on my face, and usually succeeds. She always waits for the next song before starting, a small touch I appreciate. Yet…