Trump Steaks?

Yep I see the trump water in the background.

I remember when the apprentice show was popular, and seeing cases of trump water in the grocery store. It had a photo of him on it bottle with a quote "you're fired"

To Da Onion- did you notice at the end of the article you posted there was a blurb that said "why you should never put Q-tips in your ears"

They were another brand that he tried to claim were his even though that business is defunct, much like every other business he has started or tried to start. The mystery in all of this is despite his well proven reverse Midas touch why anyone thinks his name has the slightest bit of licensing value.