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Visited the Tale this afternoon. I walked in at 3:30, not knowing that they opened at 3:00 and I was the only patron. Two owner types (maybe a manager and an owner or owner and DJ) sat across from me at the bar. Can't think of 2 bigger douchebags. The DJ type (glasses and black hair) was obnoxious; the other guy (brownish hair and looks like a young Clint Eastwood) looked as though his life sucked. Maybe he had a bad day.

About 4pm a girl emerged from the back and came to sit next to me. She had a fresh set of Botox lips. I promise they were poofy enough to double as a life preserve. She had a cute little spinner body though. She is a former Follies dancer, so I knew that I lucked out. After trading war stories from the former strip club, we headed to to VIP room. She selected room #4, which I'd never been to. It's right next to the entrance/exit. It's a nice long room with a couch at the far end in a small cubby - almost like an elongned "Z" shape. Provided extra privacy which is better than the others if you've ever danced behind the curtains there. 10 minutes in, things turned Follies-ish. Gave $100 for room and $200 to her - all inclusive. I took advantage of everything on the menu (incl BBBJCIM). Offered BBFS but indecided to use a cover. This experience was better than calling up someone off of Eros. $300 in, got her off and she got me off 2x.

I've omitted her name on purpose. I will say that I visited the Tale last week with the same outcome with a different dancer, only late in the evening (around 11pm). That dancer was hot too, until I realized that she was basically missing a thumb. It wasn't a total turn off, just took me by surprise and messed with my head. Definitely wasn't a birth defect; looked like it was mauled off or it got chopped up in a meat grinder.