I Tell You Boys

Doc_Holliday
There ain't nothing better than going fishing in the morning, then hittin' the strip club in the afternoon, I tell you what!
There ain't nothing better than going fishing in the morning, then hittin' the strip club in the afternoon, I tell you what!
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last commentStrippers love it when their customers smell like mackerel too!
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What did the blind daddy say when he crossed the fish market?
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Hello Girls!
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I went to the strip club hoping to have sex but my ATF said, "Not tonight, I have a haddock"
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terrible, you just told that joke for the Halibut.
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Haha.Haddock. That joke is no fluke.
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Did somebody say fishing?
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Thank Cod there's some funny guys here
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I guess that eel come up with more bad jokes. If he dies, we'll just have to conch him over the head....
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Oh, whale. Guess this thread is done.
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^^^I thought this thread was flopping around to much to get it into the live well, better off dead and on ice.
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You don't have to be a brain sturgeon to catch some of these funnies
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My favorite song is Salmon-chanted evening
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You guys are Kraken some good puns
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I bet Flounder is impressed
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Walleye I hope he is. After all, a few of these puns are Oscar worthy.
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I think I'll tuna guitar and start playing
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Where is minnow?
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Funny
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All these jokes are shellfish.
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Tourist visiting Baltimore "Where can I get good crabs?"
Baltimoron "See Shelly, she works at Club Herring on Baltimore Street."
Tourist "Geez, not that kind of crabs"
Baltimoron "Stop your clammering, and just go see her and get some of that snapper"
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