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I Tell You Boys

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Doc_Holliday

There ain't nothing better than going fishing in the morning, then hittin' the strip club in the afternoon, I tell you what!

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DaOnion

Strippers love it when their customers smell like mackerel too!

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Doc_Holliday

What did the blind daddy say when he crossed the fish market?

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motorhead

Hello Girls!

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motorhead

I went to the strip club hoping to have sex but my ATF said, "Not tonight, I have a haddock"

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chattguy123

terrible, you just told that joke for the Halibut.

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DaOnion

Haha.Haddock. That joke is no fluke.

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mikeya02

Thank Cod there's some funny guys here

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ATACdawg

I guess that eel come up with more bad jokes. If he dies, we'll just have to conch him over the head....

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DaOnion

Oh, whale. Guess this thread is done.

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twentyfive

^^^I thought this thread was flopping around to much to get it into the live well, better off dead and on ice.

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motorhead

You don't have to be a brain sturgeon to catch some of these funnies

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motorhead

My favorite song is Salmon-chanted evening

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mikeya02

You guys are Kraken some good puns

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mikeya02

I bet Flounder is impressed

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DaOnion

Walleye I hope he is. After all, a few of these puns are Oscar worthy.

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mikeya02

I think I'll tuna guitar and start playing

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shadowcat

Where is minnow?

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chattguy123

All these jokes are shellfish.

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IwillLapAdancer

Tourist visiting Baltimore "Where can I get good crabs?"

Baltimoron "See Shelly, she works at Club Herring on Baltimore Street."

Tourist "Geez, not that kind of crabs"

Baltimoron "Stop your clammering, and just go see her and get some of that snapper"

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