What's the shortest time you've spent in a club ? Walked in, sized things up and said " I'm outta here. " How about the longest ? For me, 15 minutes and eight hours.
I always try to give a club at least an hour, but I've been to several clubs where I've seen the rotation in 30 minutes and have been done when it became apparent no other girls were coming up in short order.
My longest was probably around 3 hours and I attribute this to the fact that I like to visit at least two clubs in an evening.
2 minutes, I didn't feel safe at all in one thug Miami club. The metal detector at the front door started it. 5 hours while I waited to take a dancer OTC after her shift ended.
Two minutes and eight hours. I average about three hours now because the drive is somewhat long. I know better what to look for. I rarely tolerate rude dancers, patrons or staff. I am quick to leave because the prices can get
excessive. I have left in a middle of a conversation with a girl because she was annoying me.
Love SCs. I am in control. I haven't been back to one club since last November because of a stripper who angered me.
The 2 minutes was I walked into a club in upstate New York and it looked like the place where I'd get a pool cue cracked over my head so I left.
Now, my quickest full service in a club was about 30-40 minutes. One time I walked into a club, saw a girl I had done VIP with several times, we skipped the bar, immediately went to VIP - I received full service and when I exited VIP I went straight out the door to get my car at valet, and returned to my hotel!
The shortest was a couple of minutes. There were numerous times that I got together with that damned magicrat and he made me stay with him at the Columbia Platinum Plus in excess of 12 hours. :)
You know you loved it shadowcat! Once we stayed so long that shadow actually put on long pants toward the end of the night/morning. 5 minutes is probably the shortest if you don't count walking to the entrance and seeing a fugly whale onstage and did an immediate about face.
Not counting a few occasions when I've taken one look at the inside of a club and bounced immediately, my shortest visits have been a few of about 15 minutes at a favorite club where I can sometimes get one of my regulars to grind me to happiness in a song or two :) [I know this makes me more like Mr. LDK than Mr. SJG -- I don't care.] At the other extreme, I have occasionally stayed in a strip club for up to four hours
There was a club in New Orleans where I got my drink sat down and was immediately set upon by an eastern European girl looking for champagne and VIP and then started insulting me when I refused and I was the only customer in the place. Even the Waitress was dumbfounded. I got my drink poured into a 'go cup' and left - 10min. In NoCal, I walked into a place that was in a strip mall, everyone seemed to be having dinner, no one dancing - I walked the length to the back where the bar was, turned around and walked back out. I think it was less than a minute. On the other side, a couple of times in Las Vegas at 9 hours. The city is very pretty in the predawn light but I've gotten to old for that shit.
One time, Hanky Panky in Redwood City, there was a girl who really liked me and we'd talked and she'd done a really good job of making me feel good ( air dance only, but just her presence ).
So this next visit, she wanted me to take her home with me, and she did not need to explain this explicitly in words. And I wanted exactly the same thing. But I could not as I was married. So I just made an excuse and left after only having been there a few minutes.
Things like this often happened, girls who were totally green light with me, offering themselves as trial girlfriend, girls that don't do P4P OTC. Since I was married and just at the strip club to try and stay sane, I could not partake with them. But as they were so green light, it meant that I could not be at their strip club without hurting their feelings badly. So I had to depart and stay away.
The longest time was about 4-5 hours - and it was expensive. Lasted past closing - and was invited to an after hours gathering of Brazilian dancers. That was insane!
Quickest time was less than 5 minutes. Went for a work buddy's bachelor lunch. Walked in with a friend - the place was super dark - smelled like piss - and my friend walked right into a waitress carrying a tray of drinks. I drove my friend home to shower and change.
Magicrat will probably have a similar story. PP Greenville about 5 years ago when it was awesome. Walked in, paid cover, got a drink, took dancer back to couch room, got a handjob, left. 15 minutes and $46.
Can’t recall the shortest time – I rarely walk-in and then walk-out of a club so I can’t recall my shortest.
My longest was about 8 hours on a Saturday @ Follies – I met up w/ shadowcat and a couple of other ATL TUSCLers in the early afternoon – I was just planning to hang for 2 hours or so and not get any dances b/c I wanted to spend my funds in the ATL all-black clubs – after 2 or 3 hours of having a good time and hanging and talking w/ the fellow TUSCLers; all those naked women on the Follies floor overrode my resistance so I decided to get some dances which led to me spending a couple of hundred on dances well after all the other TUSCLers had left.
Shortest- Walked into the bar; saw the girls working, turned around walked out. Went to a different place. The bouncer and I are friends- so he comped my cover.
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My longest was probably around 3 hours and I attribute this to the fact that I like to visit at least two clubs in an evening.
excessive. I have left in a middle of a conversation with a girl because she was annoying me.
Love SCs. I am in control. I haven't been back to one club since last November because of a stripper who angered me.
The 2 minutes was I walked into a club in upstate New York and it looked like the place where I'd get a pool cue cracked over my head so I left.
Now, my quickest full service in a club was about 30-40 minutes. One time I walked into a club, saw a girl I had done VIP with several times, we skipped the bar, immediately went to VIP - I received full service and when I exited VIP I went straight out the door to get my car at valet, and returned to my hotel!
Longest: about 8 hrs
So this next visit, she wanted me to take her home with me, and she did not need to explain this explicitly in words. And I wanted exactly the same thing. But I could not as I was married. So I just made an excuse and left after only having been there a few minutes.
Things like this often happened, girls who were totally green light with me, offering themselves as trial girlfriend, girls that don't do P4P OTC. Since I was married and just at the strip club to try and stay sane, I could not partake with them. But as they were so green light, it meant that I could not be at their strip club without hurting their feelings badly. So I had to depart and stay away.
Marriage gone bad is worse than slavery!
SJG
Quickest time was less than 5 minutes. Went for a work buddy's bachelor lunch. Walked in with a friend - the place was super dark - smelled like piss - and my friend walked right into a waitress carrying a tray of drinks. I drove my friend home to shower and change.
shortest was a minute or two.
My longest was about 8 hours on a Saturday @ Follies – I met up w/ shadowcat and a couple of other ATL TUSCLers in the early afternoon – I was just planning to hang for 2 hours or so and not get any dances b/c I wanted to spend my funds in the ATL all-black clubs – after 2 or 3 hours of having a good time and hanging and talking w/ the fellow TUSCLers; all those naked women on the Follies floor overrode my resistance so I decided to get some dances which led to me spending a couple of hundred on dances well after all the other TUSCLers had left.
The 60 sec was $10 on admission
Longest; maybe a couple hours.
longest... suppose 30 hours. hong kong tj.