OT: Do's and dont's for females when fucking and/or dating a guy
larryfisherman
California
1. Ladies, if you're dating a guy, do not, I repeat DO NOT get his name tatted on you. Judging by the percentages it's very likely you two will break up, and then you're stuck with a tattoo of a guy you're not with anymore. This also applies to strippers, us customers don't want see that shit, we don't want to know if you have a boyfriend/pimp.
2. This applies to all ladies, but mainly strippers. Ladies, don't date a guy who's unemployed. Eventually he moves in with you, and he tells you he's gonna get a job. Newsflash: he's not gonna get a job.
3. The new craze nowadays is licking/eating the booty. Ladies if you're dating or fucking a guy, never eat his ass. If you eat his ass, you can never tell him shit again. If you two break up, you can call him a bum, loser etc. He can always come back with, "that might be true, but you ate my ass."
4. This mainly applies to the girls dating professional athletes. You find out he's cheating with multiple women on the road, and now you want to leave him. Are you dumb? At least wait until you have a kid with him/and or marry him so that you can get paid and then you leave him. Professional athletes are always gonna cheat. Learn how to play the game and you can get PAID.
5. Ladies do not give it up too easy for your man. Make him work for it. I think I speak for most men when I say, the easier it is to get, the less exciting it is. Us men like a chase. Just imagine how good the sex will be the first time you two do it, after making him wait two months. Guys are also less likely to cheat if it's harder to get.
I'm just looking out for you ladies, get your swagger back up.
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SJG
As unproductive as it seems to me, the girls seem not to notice anything wrong with their SO being a deadbeat.
It's good to see some of you can see the humor in this post.
It would be interesting to see the Stripperweb girls answering to that.
Tiburon- I'm 25, and I just did free OTC with a pretty hot stripper. Life is good for me right now my friend.
I'm from the pink site so I'll respond.
1 - Thanks for the advice. My ex got my name on his chest, I did not reciprocate. I will never get a man's name tatted on my body.
2 - I'm attracted to guys with jobs.
3 - That is NOT a craze. I personally will never give a man a rim job, that isn't even something I'd entertain. But again, women rimming men, in general, is not a craze... At least not where I am from. I have had it done to me, but that's another action I will NOT reciprocate. Why this made your special list, I have no idea.
4 - If I'm dating a pro athlete, his money would be the #1 perk and I would never be a top priority. Enough said. Moving along...
5 - I don't give it up easily. But thanks for the warning.
In the hip hop circles eating booty seems to be the new craze. Kevin Gates famously enjoys it, and Jhene Aiko in a popular song said "eat the booty like groceries". It might be much more common for the man to eat the booty as opposed to the female.
I guess selling drugs is a job if one is a pharmaceutical rep. But a guy who's selling coke or something is not legally employed. As I said, I'm attracted to men with jobs. Actual real jobs, not jobs that can land them in prison.
Have I ever dated a loser? Absolutely. Being a young adult is full of learning experiences, and I learn from my mistakes. I've never dated a guy who beat me or anything, but I've dated men who, to my personal standards, were "losers" in their own way. Those days are over. Most of the men I talk to now are guys I meet at school with good careers ahead of it.
You certainly break the mold of the strippers I've met. The strippers I've met seem attracted to money first, and bad boys second. I do admit that when I am around strippers, I usually have a few to drink and don't think too coherently. Thanks for the insight.
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Nina- you might be right as far as the women eating ass (although I have had a couple of women attempt to eat my ass, I had to tell them to never try that again), but I can say for certain it's definitely a craze right now regarding the guys eating the booty. When I said craze I was just talking about eating booty in general. Good for you setting your expectations high when it comes to guys, I wish more girls would do that.
How many of you anti-rimjob guys have actually had a tongue in your asshole? It's brilliant! If you haven't you should seriously try it once! It won't make you gay, unless you get the rimjob from a guy! Just find a pretty girl and convince her to eat the asshole while you jack it! Just before you cum have her put your cock in her mouth and catch the cum! :)
I haven't had a tongue in my asshole since my last LTR ended, and that makes me sad :(
And, in reality, I always remember2wipe! ;)
I'm simply not interested in licking a man's ass, so luckily for me none of the guys I've been with have shown any interest in that.
Besides, had a girl who *was* sucking my dick do it a couple of times, and it doesn't do anything for me.