Airplane seats
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
What's the worst person you've ever had next to you on an airplane?
Mine is right now. An extraordinarily obese Muslim woman wearing enough clothes to survive in the artic. Smells bad, and I'm being pushed into the wall of the plane.
If a flight to Atlanta is brought down by a terrorist today you guys will know why I don't make it to Follies.
Mine is right now. An extraordinarily obese Muslim woman wearing enough clothes to survive in the artic. Smells bad, and I'm being pushed into the wall of the plane.
If a flight to Atlanta is brought down by a terrorist today you guys will know why I don't make it to Follies.
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I finally showed him some nude shots of my ATF and he went wild, green with envy. He wanted her number so I gave it to him, later called ATF and told her that this was a mark she could really bleed if she played him right.
He was an MD and probably one of the most obnoxious people I've ever met
I tried to stay away from her by leaning into the aisle. I took the sleep mask and wore it over my nose and mouth, which must have looked completely ridiculous. I tried not to breathe the air coming from her direction.
Of course, the next day I came down with a bad cold.
I've had other experiences - like the time I had a seat between me and an Asian woman - who seemed nice - but when the change fell from my pocket - she scooped it up - lol! That was just funny - and a bit odd.
I watched a girl - across the aisle - pop the zits on her bf's back? That wasn't pleasant.
Yeah, nothing worse than sitting next to someone who is really sick and then coming down with a bad cold or the flu later.
I've also had flights with some really loud children and babies screaming non-stop for the entire flight. Some of the children were just really obnoxious and the parents didn't give a crap. They didn't even try to discipline them or get them to sit down and be quiet.
In the kid's defense, there was something wonky going on with the cabin pressure. It wasn't bad enough to ground the flight, but it gave everyone a degree of inner ear pain. I suspect that was why the kid was inconsolable.
Second by a tiny margin was a middle seat between two 350+ pounders who spilled over onto both of my armrests.
The guy across the aisle had a tank top on and was covered in tattoos. Shortly after takeoff - we both head up to the rest room up front. I get up there - and I notice he has tattoos of all Disney characters. So I ask him about them - and tell him how cool the idea is. The stewardess hears about the tattoo discussion and she stops her drink distribution. She just got a tramp stamp - and she pulls her shirt up and pants down to give us a peek! She had a great ass - and I had a lot to explain when I got back to my seat!
I have big plans for future travel, but it will be by ground, and in short hops. And also I'd like to learn to fly my own plane. But none of my plans involve commercial air travel.
SJG
Man in the Gray Flannel Suit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEWZpUhD…
I didn't think so.
ROAR!
She pulls down a jump seat, shows me where the alcohol is as well as the real food. My only responsibility it to throw away trash if someone brings it back. Worst and best flight ever!
I did have a really good experience in high school, though. My parents took us all to Hawaii for 2 weeks, but I had to return home 5 days early to play in a basketball tournament. On my flight, I sat directly behind a super-hottie from a rival school. We had seen each other before and she wanted to talk. Needless to say, we became very good friends until we graduated, although our relationship was very much on the down low due to my parents. Looking back on the whole situation, I wish I wouldn't have passed her up by the time I was 21 (based wholly on my parents' disapproval).
I felt I was a part of their family. It was annoying. The kids were on there laptops playing games mostly.
But, the worst nevertheless. Thankfully my final destination of Club Hong Kong kept me from totally losing it.
Mostly works out, but I have had the occasional bad experience. I did have a flight on Hainan air, which is actually one of China's best (and better than most American airlines, in my opinion) which was great until I used the lav and realized somebody had pissed with the seat closed. Initially thought it was spilled water, but I'm pretty sure it was piss. Not brilliant!
Best flight was to Narita! Had a co-worker who was flying business class and he came back to say hi. I had nobody else in my row. First words out of his mouth were "you have more room than me!" I said "brilliant!" and told him I was going to stretch out, curl up in a blanket, and sleep. Flight attendants didn't even wake me to bitch that I wasn't actually belted in a secure manner. Brilliant!
OK, I don't actually say "brilliant!" In real life. That's a TUSCL joke! But I said something like "cool!" or "great!"
I've certainly never so extreme as vomit or popping zits!
After being cooped up in their seats for several hours, the three were doing the old man shuffle trying to get away and the bullets were kicking up little divots at their feet. Miraculously, none of them were hit. The surreal part of this whole thing was that it was on the news, and I was watching my friend being shot at! I could see the terror on his face and when they interviewed him later, he was still shaking.
I think those three guys could make a case for "worst flight ever".
Screaming babies don't bother me anymore, not after having three of them.
A brawl involving multiple passengers on a Spirit Airlines flight that had arrived at Los Angeles International Airport from Baltimore on Wednesday was caught on camera by a passenger.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/spirit-airli…