Bombs away!

Riley's is a dive. Yes, girls take their clothes off; most shouldn't, therefore I would just refer to this as a bar and not a strip club. That said, I love this place. I try to stop in every thin I drive from Birmingham to Atlanta. The bar tender named Ally (usually works Mon - Thu) is super cool.

I'm definitely an atypical patron here. This club is interesting, which is why I continue to return. There are generally two types of guys here: those that like country music and those that like gangsta / hardcore rap. I don't consider myself a hipster, but I definitely dress more fashion forward and I'm always out of place here. However, that often plays to benefits because I get attention from the dancers, which is my next point.

The cumulative average of the girls here is probably a 3.5. The hottest dancer will likely be a 6.5 and the ugliest will be a 1. I've seen all body types and races; some girls won't visit certain patron types. I've observed a lot of white girls avoid white guys like the plague - they like to surround and be surrounded by black guys. Most of the black girls also lean that way as well. Then the redneck / country white girls hang out with the redneck men.