What do you prefer a sober, slightly drunk, or very drunk dancer

I had just read the discussion "How strippers feel about sober patrons," and I immediately thought of my preferences for dancers. Most dancers that tend to be my favorites seem to be best when sober, about 70 percent or so, most of the remaining percent are slightly drunk, with a few rare ones who are best falling over drunk.

Most of my favorites either refuse to get drunk in the club, or in some cases the clubs make sure they don't drink. I tend to go for the fit tight bodied dancers, and many of them only drink bottled water, or sports drinks. I also avoid dancers who try to rip you off by over counting or promise more than they get. In my experience most of these dancers seem to be at least slightly drunk.

There are some dancers who need a bit of encouragement to get comfortable rubbing all over guys. Case in point a few of my favorite dancers over the years. My past favorite Stefania was best when she had been there around an hour and had a one or two drinks. I would try to time my dances to be when she was sufficiently drunk to give a very good dance, but not to the point when she was too drunk. When sober she usually gave a decent dance but was a bit too mechanical. When timed right, her dance was incredibly intense and very hands on. However if I waited too long and she was too drunk, she was extremely talkative and gave very lame dance, so I would skip her.

Two of my current favorites, are best when they are really drunk. Other than these two most of the time when I have had the best times with a very drunk dancer has been at an very high extras club.