Maybe you should go to a strip club instead of a show club. A strip club is what we call the place with nude women. At a strip club you could lust at and play with naked women. I'm not sure what happens at a show club, but it sounds like it's not much of a show,
It's common that I post from a strip club. Mostly because something interesting happened that I want to share and I'm too high to remember in the am. Plus I'm funnier when I post high, as everyone knows
If you go to a STRIP CLUB and are posting out of boredom on a Saturday night then you need to find a better club. Or you're gay. I think those are the only options.
I can't imagine posting while at a strip club. I prefer my hands to feel the boobies of the blonde in my lap. Also I find it hard to type on my iPhone even when I'm sober.
Ok - wtf is a show club? A strip club where they dance - but don't disrobe? If it's boring - just bounce. Don't be "that guy" acting upset - spending the time on his phone.
I was at a strip club last night. My first post since yesterday.
I was not bored. I had some fun. I saw several good looking girls. I got up close and tipped them. All but one found me later. I didn't plan on staying so late but time really flew by quick last night. 3 am before I knew it.
I often have my phone out in a SC if it is allowed. My #1 regular club has almost no phone on main floor rules. Strippers constantly put selfies in the club on IG. Customers occasionally do on IG. I even know the color of the walls in the dressing room of SC #1. My #2 regular SC has a very strict no phones policy. When the bouncer sees the screen on he will tell you to put it away. You have to leave the main floor and go into the bathroom, door cover cashier area, or the outdoor fenced smokers area to use a phone. If there are no good pole dancers up on stage I will be on my phone in SC #1, usually doing office work (*sigh*, I am working in a SC now, and Im the customer). In SC #2 I leave the main floor until I hear the song change and use my phone infront of the cover cashier. Occasionally other customers in SC #2 are also in the lobby on their phones.
When its so dead the strippers are sitting on their phones in the corner, and you are sitting on your phone, if any of them are fuckable, it is time to go say hi and start a BS convo with them. They will usually BS with you vs sit on their phones unless they are completely unfriendly since they are 10s, alpha bitches, and their shit doesnt stink.
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If you're bored, go home. Watch some porn and jerk off or drink a six pack or work out or go to bed early. Or all of the above?
I was not bored. I had some fun. I saw several good looking girls. I got up close and tipped them. All but one found me later. I didn't plan on staying so late but time really flew by quick last night. 3 am before I knew it.
When its so dead the strippers are sitting on their phones in the corner, and you are sitting on your phone, if any of them are fuckable, it is time to go say hi and start a BS convo with them. They will usually BS with you vs sit on their phones unless they are completely unfriendly since they are 10s, alpha bitches, and their shit doesnt stink.