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Good weed 2nite?

JS, you know it's true. Look at all the advice you get. BTW, it's 4:40 PM over here.

I tried to quit show clubs. I can only be who I am.

"It's your family...."

Emily is our momma

But who's your Daddy, Gary?

http://youtu.be/Ey_IYIKbH8Y

I think I tried to quit once about 12 years ago. I actually didn't visit a strip club for six weeks, but their siren call lured me back with renewed . . . vigor. Since then I haven't even thought about quitting.

This is our family:

https://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server2000/…

Sadly, you guys are not quite as fucked up as my dad's side family.

A bikini barista just asked me if I have mommy issues.

Who's the mom and pa of this place?

We should blame them for all of our PL issues.

Only place perverted enough for me to feel at home.

SJG