Not a bad night out

I have to admit, this is a tough club to pin down. The parking lot is very rough (at best) and looks sketchy. I've never had any problems and it's right on the main drag - literally. The major north/south road in Oswego County runs by the front door. Also, and I have no direct evidence, but it seems like the kind of place the police would watch closely...I still park in the light part of the lot though. The club itself is dimly lit (as seems to be the case for most clubs) and there are tables along the back wall and sides. This is nice because it lets you watch the dancers without being on top of the stage. The dancers do come by for tableside dances and (obviously) ask if you want to do a private dance...these are ok (some are better than others, but nothing like some of the Canadian clubs I've been to). I have had some dancers explore up the leg of my shorts...but stopped just as she struck gold. The bar is also close to the action. the bartender is a babe and a half - great rack and she dresses to show it off...occasionally she will dance too, which is a treat.

The dancers are almost all friendly and easy to talk to (which if you get nervous in clubs is a good thing) and,rumor has it, some have gone above and beyond the call of duty both in the back and at the bar. Looks run the gamut from SUNY Oswego students making a few bucks to MILFs to MIFIWD (moms I'd fuck if I was drunk) to one woman who i see there occasionally who I think may be drawing a pension. She is also the one who is most likely to blatantly offer extras ("Do you have a condom with you baby?" "uhhh...no?" "too bad...i'd show you why I wear such a long dress" - it was weird/scary). The dancers will try to get more and more dances and while some are worth it, the ones who are not are DEF not. One cutie touched only the knees and shoulders (I'm not looking for anything full contact, but SOMETHING below the neck would be nice) and then asked for more...dances are $20, prepare to tip between half of that and full price in the dance. Bring lots of ones to tip with as the bar is not always one-intensive. Tip your bartender and be prepared for a pricey drink (I usually get soda because I'm driving, but even that is $4 or so).