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you know your local stip club sucks if

You find yourself driving by it and going to a pizza buffet instead lol

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mikeya02

You think about going , but after getting stoned, you'd rather play video games or watch Netflix

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DaOnion

There's a sign out front advertising free lays and you walk in really hoping it means free potato chips.

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just_the_nuts

Lol !!! So true guys

Right now my fav at my local club just posted on fb that she is working. Tonight is poker night and i have $300 i can afford to burn...but instead im eating at this $10 pizza buffet drinking bear and wings

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san_jose_guy

The one's where I live don't suck. That is, they allow no touching. I have no objection to them though.

The ones I take exception to are the S.F. clip joints, the 'extras' shops, usually they'd been run by Deja Vu. Very expensive, very hard to talk to the girls, but what they do is usually not real sex. And almost never would it be GFE sex.

I don't like these kinds of places!

So if it is not to be no touching, then it should be more like an AMP, where usually I get real nice GFE-FS. Best would be where you can start with front room GFE.

It is the club bosses who rig it against this though, as selling fantasy is less risky than actual delivery.

So you know you strip club sucks when all the guys who go in there are 'extras' hounds.

SJG

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Dominic77

Supposedly my local strip club serves pizza that is half way decent. I would have stopped there instead.

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larryfisherman

When you'd rather play the video lottery in the club rather than paying attention to the dancers.

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just_the_nuts

Lol !!!! I see that one in this club

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just_the_nuts

Gonna catch the movie dead pool tonight

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ime

Saw it last weekend it was pretty good, definitely not a superhero movie for kids.

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vincemichaels

You are staying home watching reruns of NCIS.

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motorhead

The bathroom attendant wears more make up than the dancers

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ime

The bouncers give you a weapon when you enter.

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motorhead

"Danced for the Duke Lacrosse Team"

Is an entry on one of the dancer's resume

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Papi_Chulo

The patrons rather look at the TV instead of fhe dancers.

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Mate27

When Juice is your only regular!

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just_the_nuts

Lol fucker lol

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just_the_nuts

When you pay them to put more clothing on lol

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mikeya02

^^^^ When you walk in and think to yourself, "who left the barn door open?"

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just_the_nuts

Lol....when you burn your clothing after your visit lol

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Timex345

You have the afternoon free, plenty of money to spend, and yet you stay home because you would rather nap.

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Timex345

You have the afternoon free, plenty of money to spend, and yet you stay home because you would rather nap.

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just_the_nuts

Lol

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JohnSmith69

You go for the food.

People call it a show cub.

You tip the dancers to keep their clothes on.

The walls of the VIP are a bed sheet.

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Supremeruler

If they have chicken fangers on their menu.

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crazyjoe

You shit on the parking l9t because the bathroom is disgusting

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crazyjoe

Parking lot

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Papi_Chulo

It's full of StripperWeb dancers.

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topmandd

@crazy - don't know what it is - but been the second time i saw someone taking a leak outside the club BEFORE going in. Thankfully haven't seen yours. But was with a bunch of guys too.

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gammanu95

You live in Orlando

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Dominic77

You live in Ohio

An extra is a flash of boob, but only the top half.

An extra is touching her outside leg, hips, waist, or arm.

"Stripping" involves her going from 6 articles of clothing down to 4 articles of clothing.

A LD feels like pilgrim sex.

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Cashman1234

You are so disgusted by the dancer quality - you hand the dancer a quarter during the dollar parade - and she smiles and asks if you want change?

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flagooner

Amen gammanu

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twentyfive

The girl working the valet stand tells you not to bother. That really happened to me once.

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mikeya02

You go online to complain about it

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