Cleveland Rocks?

3LeggedMan
Chicago, IL
Just arrived in NE Ohio and dying for some club action with nudity or at least un-pastied boobies available for some contact. First glance says I'll be missing my home town (Chicago), known for being nowhere on the stripclub map. Somebody help!

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  • rickthelion
    9 years ago
    No it doesn't.

    It's a town of damn dirty apes. Hairless apes that have the Lake Erie stank all over them. Not even good eating, unless you're a vulture.
  • rickthelion
    9 years ago
    Wait. My little bud just corrected me. Turns out the Erie stank is too much for vultures. At least the discriminating one.

    Cleveland residents may be edible for hyenas. Or possibly hagfish. I'll have to ask rickthehagfish. Tha guy is disgusting. Always messing up his suit when he releases slime. Worse than a hairless ape.
  • vincemichaels
    9 years ago
    PM samsung1, he lives in Ohio. I don't remember the Cleveland club he recommended to me, but I went there and had a good time.
  • rickthelion
    9 years ago
    Does Samsung have the Erie stank? I bet he does. Feed him to the hagfish.
  • maho
    9 years ago
    Have been to Christies in Cleveland a couple of times.

    Very nice club inside. Large, safe, self parking lot that is fenced in. Area outside of parking lot (one of the directions) is pretty bad so follow your GPS and don't get lost.

    Has been a few years but my experiences were some floor dances with good 2-way contact, and good 2-way contact in VIP. VIP rooms have cameras. Most I've experience in VIP is aggressive stick shifting,
  • jestrite50
    9 years ago
    I don't do the "Cleveland" Clubs but I do live in Ohio. I like the Akron Clubs better. If you read the reviews you will find all the information you need. When I go into a strange town I just read the reviews on TUSCL. They will tell you in a few minutes the best clubs to go to. "Nude" might be tough to find but in the Akron Clubs Nude with extras in VIP IS quite common in the "dives" and "titty bars". Again read the reviews.
  • Dominic77
    9 years ago
    Probably Christies (downtown) or Crazy Horse (Bedford, Ohio .. on Miles Rd). Both have VIP (somewhat) private rooms. Girls often take off clothes and/or pasties for regulars or big tipping customers (or at least flash with access for 30-60 seconds at a time), even though they aren't allowed to do so. You can get the same treatment at some other places (I do), but they aren't private enough and the girls have to really manage line of sight.

    I want to punch the guy in the face (and balls) who helped pass the 2007 Strip Club laws in Ohio. I really do.
  • Dominic77
    9 years ago
    Edit to Add:
    There is also Amber's Cabaret on Bookpark Rd (southside of Cleveland). It is mostly air dances now (it kind of always was, even in the day) but the girls used to do more for tips. IMO, Day shift if better than Night shift (quality, looks, and in what they will do). OTC is apparently available from both, or at least it used to be. The dancers would often solicit me (I never took them up, though), especially near the end of their shifts.

    Be aware of a few caveats RE: Ambers. (1) Brook Park vice (PD) patrol and bust there repeatedly for various violations (touching mainly, but also solicitation). In fact, they bust/ticket there pretty heavily. (2) The drink hustle with the dancers is pretty rough, it always was. (3) If you take a woman there, don't be surprised if the doorman or woman turns her away. Often women need to escorted by two men. The doorman or woman WILL probably accuse you of being the woman's pimp.

    'Other than that, it's a great dive club! (rolls eyes)...
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