How well do you know strip clubs?

3/12/2016 3:37:31 PM

Here is a test of how well you know strip clubs. What club do each of these items refer to? Note, the same club may be mentioned more than once. Or not.

Please do not post answers to the questions. And dont post anything that might hint at an answer. Instead, just go through the list and tell us how many you know the answer to. Obtaining any type of assistance to answer will subject you to the wrath of the strip club gods who will make all of your DS candidates into ROBs.

I will post the answers in around 24 hours. Then the disagreements can begin

1. Drinks come with crackers
2. Official site of the most recent meet up.
3. AKA Follies of the southwest
4. Portland club with topless waitresses
5. Fairly new very upscale club in downtown Miami
6., Generally agreed it has the most and hottest white dancers in Atlanta.
7. Where cops recently spent a fortune in a sting operation
8. When lopaw wants foreplay before sex, she goes here
9. West coast club with $60 lap dances
10. The most physically upscale COI club
11. Huge Texas club that plays country music every third song or so
12. Very popular NYC club near times square
13. Club in Atlanta area named after a colored animal
14. Lexington Ky club that might make you think of the Wild West .
15. Chain with a club in Greensboro NC
16. Popular Tampa club with jukebox instead of DJ
17. You should think of this place when you hear a DJ say "sexy ladies."
18. Club near LAX with a name to remind you of the airport
19. Phoenix club that often has a female DJ.
20. Vegan strip club.
21. You can watch the stage on line and make it rain on the dancers.
22. San Diego club with far more reviews than any other in the city.
23. Two Boston clubs that are in the same block
24. Indiana club with the initials IS where the girls are topless with pasties on stage but give nude lap dances.
25. Salt Lake City club where the girls dance inside a metal cage.

I have been to every club mentioned so I'm pretty sure that my descriptions are accurate unless something has changed since the last time I was at each club. Also, I haven't reviewed many of these clubs so looking at my list of reviewed clubs (besides cheating) won't help you much.

18 comments

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mikeya02

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9 years ago

I know the answer to 22

san_jose_guy

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9 years ago

Oh JS69, please to tell us!

SJG

GoVikings

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9 years ago

`1-- don't know
2-- tootsies
3-- hi-liter
4-- you mentioned this club to me in person recently, but i don't remember the name of it
5-- don't know
6-- cheetah
7-- no clue
8-- don't know
9-- no clue
10- don't know
11- baby dolls
12- don't know
13- not sure
14- don't know
15-- gold club
16- mons venus
17 no clue
18. not sure
19 don't know
20 don't kow
21 don't know
22 don't know
23 don't know
24 don't know
25 don't know

i haven't been to that many clubs because i don't travel regularly and with the exception of 2 or 3 times.....i don't make special trips for the sole purpose of visiting a club....but i tried. and i answered them all off the of my head

rickdugan

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9 years ago

JS, this is really a contest about who can do a better search of the reviews and other intel on this site. I have been in easily 250 clubs in the last 20 years and I can answer maybe 7 of those off the top of my head and 2 of those 7 only because I am on this discussion board. There are over 2,500 clubs in the U.S. - next you'll be asking where the big mole is on Janelle at 4Play, But besides the specificity of some questions, others may have multiple answers and yet others are really insider baseball about tuscl members.

GoVikings

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9 years ago

oops-- i should have read the instructions more carefully---my bad JS :-(

rickdugan

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9 years ago

My point in my last post is that I could easily post a list of my own 25 questions that would just as easily be too specific for other tuscl members to answer without doing a lot of research. We all have our unique mixes of clubs and geographic areas.

JohnSmith69

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9 years ago

what an asshole to critically analyze a fun little trivia game.

GoV, it's ok. Tuscl readers aren't exactly known for their attention to detail.

JamesSD

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9 years ago

God, rick is a grumpy guy.

I know maybe 10 of these, and one is my home club.

JohnSmith69

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9 years ago

James that may be the lowest mileage club I've ever been to. But perhaps you know how to get more than an outsider could get.

mikeya02

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9 years ago

^^^ Yes we do

DaOnion

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9 years ago

I actually think this is kind of interesting. I'm curious to see the answers. I knew about 7 of them. I liked #21. I thought I was the only PL that would have known that. They have some talent at that club too.

bubba267

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9 years ago

I'm pretty confident about 12 answers. Being from ATL was helpful, You sure it was only $60 for that dance?!?!

Tiburon

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9 years ago

I could only answer #12. I don't know strip clubs T_T

Corvus

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9 years ago

I know a few of these, HiLiter, Baby Dolls Dallas, but do not recall a Phoenix club with a female DJ?

How about which club serves free popcorn?

JamesSD

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9 years ago

Yeah, I think with our most popular SD club because of the struggles with LE there's some hesitancy toward new faces. That and we are a tourist town and out of towners are seen as easy marks.

Night shift mileage is pretty bad.

A couple I would add:

This club is historically the highest mileage club in San Francisco and has historical ties to the birth of the US porn industry, but these days is probably more of an overpriced tourist trap

This suburban Minnesota club was once rated in TUSCL's top 10, despite arguably having mediocre mileage. Probably because the girls are hot, it's fully nude with reasonably priced beer, and arguably better than anything in nearby states.

shadowcat

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9 years ago

I know where you get the crackers. I just keep them out of the bed. :)

flagooner

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9 years ago

I'm sure of 13.

flagooner

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9 years ago

13 out of 25 I mean, not just #13.