Beautiful dancers at an overrated club
I stopped by Mons on a recent evening around 10PM. Paid my $20 admission and sat at the tip rail with a bottle of water. The club features nude dancers so it does not serve alcohol. Enjoyed the view of attractive, in shape dancers on the central stage and giving lap dances on the bench seats that are attached to the perimeter of this very small club. The dancers are friendly and are marketing lap dances. I was approached for a lap dance by a mocha skinned dancer who had one of the best natural bodies that I have seen, anywhere. She suggested a visit to her "naughty corner." That sounded good so I agreed and we went to a section of the club for a couple of dances on the bench seats. As we started the dance, she said it is OK for me to touch her anywhere but my "flower" (you get the euphemism). We had two decent dances with pretty good grinding but, in reality, the dance was fairly mechanical and was so public that there was no chance of anything happening beyond a dance. Dance prices were higher than other clubs, $30 per dance. I enjoyed a little more sight seeing and then left for a club that has more private VIP dance areas and more potential to satisfy the customer's basic needs.
Overall, this club has only one thing going for it--- attractive dancers. The building is old and hasn't been upgraded since my first visit there over a decade ago. The bathroom is tiny and decrepit and, to add insult to injury, has a bathroom troll collecting dollars for the privilege of squeezing in this sorry excuse for a bathroom. The "private" dances are certainly not private and they only provide moderate contact and they are overpriced. In short, Mons has been coasting on its reputation and really needs to reinvent itself. I would not recommend this club unless you are so deprived of seeing nude females that the dancers at Mons (who are consistently attractive), can override the other disappoints of this strip club experience.
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