Strip Club Coach

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just_the_nuts
How much could i charge some one to advise them in the strip club life style ?

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twentyfive
9 years ago
About 7 Chakken fangers
and 4 locos
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just_the_nuts
9 years ago
I would go for that...lol
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sharkhunter
9 years ago
You might get free lap dances if you talk to the right girl starting out. I remember I once had a girl ask me if I thought she could make it as a stripper. In hindsite I blew off a good opportunity just because it was a girl at work. I think someone was talking about me. That would explain all the unusual approaches. Another girl asked to do a one nighter out of the blue a week or two earlier. I suspect the guy I tried to shut up by showing him pics of naked porn stars sitting on my lap. He did stop talking crap to me.
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rockstar666
9 years ago
Suggest a course at a local community adult education center. There's local publications of people who offer classes too. It's quite popular with older singles looking for dates in a more casual environment than a bar. Although in your case, your class is likely to be all male! LOL. Obviously there will be both classroom discussion and then the big field trip to use what your students learned.
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just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Rockstar thats fuckin brilliant
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shailynn
9 years ago
Please tell me who wants to take strip club advice from you, because I have a motherfucking bridge I'd like to sell them too.
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just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Lol...im running a ad in my local paper...lol....im getting phone calls lol
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motorhead
9 years ago
I would bet the house you already own several hoodies. Wear a hoodie and look the part of a great coach.
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just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Lol....thanks mo head

Im also good at calling ppl " yea bum"

Lol
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twentyfive
9 years ago
Shailynn I might be in the market for a bridge does it come with a toll collector and is juice's system included.
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Cashman1234
9 years ago
I suggest you watch the Chris Farley bit from SNL - and model your coaching speeches based on his character - and you will get lots of pl clients.

Instead of a hoodie - you need a tie and a plaid blazer - dancers love polyester - lol!
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shailynn
9 years ago
^^^^ I think the attire would depend on the situation.

Now, if he's training someone, he's need a hoodie, sweats and a towel around his neck.

If he's going out after the training, then yes, definitely the Chris Farley look, complete with white socks and black shoes.


I don't know if I would ever pay to hang out with Juicy, but I sure as fuck would buy him a bunch of lapdances as long as he shared his chackin fangers and told me some good jokes!!!!
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rickdugan
9 years ago
A bucket of KFC chicken. Though an 8 piece because charging 10 or 12 pieces would be gouging for the advice provided, and dark meat of course, since white meat is too pricey, and I mean when it's on sale of course, because let's be reasonable.
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