Thanks to Just the Nuts. You're one of the good hairless apes. Squawk!

He's planning to have a natural funeral when he dies (see PM below). How many of you want to follow his lead? Squawk!

Lol, deal
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You look delicious. I bet a week in the North Carolina summer sun and your corpse would be gourmet. Don't do drugs and if you die ask your friends to toss your corpse in the woods. Kthxbai. Squawk!