Banging a stripper for free
larryfisherman
California
I've only been hitting up the strip clubs for about six months, but I am addicted now.
I look at myself, I'm 25, in good shape, not bad looking, have a decent job. Why can't I fuck strippers for free? I have fucked one for free (she just fell in my lap figuratively), but I want more! In the civilian world I've always been awkward around women. Thank goodness I was in a 10 year relationship during that time, or for sure there would have been long spells without sex for me.
How do you approach fucking a stripper for free? I assume you should treat her like a civilian? Also, it's probably not a good idea to get a lot of dances from her, or she'll just look at you as a ATM/regular? I think if she fucks dudes for money, then there's no way you can hit it for free, you have to find a "clean" stripper in that regard.
Some insight from you veterans would be greatly appreciated.
I look at myself, I'm 25, in good shape, not bad looking, have a decent job. Why can't I fuck strippers for free? I have fucked one for free (she just fell in my lap figuratively), but I want more! In the civilian world I've always been awkward around women. Thank goodness I was in a 10 year relationship during that time, or for sure there would have been long spells without sex for me.
How do you approach fucking a stripper for free? I assume you should treat her like a civilian? Also, it's probably not a good idea to get a lot of dances from her, or she'll just look at you as a ATM/regular? I think if she fucks dudes for money, then there's no way you can hit it for free, you have to find a "clean" stripper in that regard.
Some insight from you veterans would be greatly appreciated.
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@mistah- you're right, strippers care about money first and foremost, but at home they've got to be getting fucked by someone. Why can't that be me?
I guess a better question would be:
Have you ever fucked a stripper for free?
If so, how did you pull it off?
Basically, if you are attractive and put the same energy into Tinder and pof/okcupid as you do strippers, you'll get better results. Feel free to fish for free sex from strippers you meet, but don't count on it working reliably.
@Mistah- what is BOB. Some of them have told me certain musicians and athletes they've fucked.
For a guy who is 25, I'd say you treat them like a civilian woman. I'd also spend some money on them to get to know them, but not a lot. Then Id invite them out on a date.
There are "get laid quick programs" on the Internet - but they will drain your wallet just like a trip to an NYC VIP room.
@cashman- I've gotten a lot more comfortable with women since I've started hitting up the strip clubs.
@GACA- I actually fucked a bitch from 4Play for free. I'm an aspiring movie director, does that count? :)
Is Johnsmith69 the only one that's ever fucked a stripper for free? That's what it sounds like.
Its hard to give advice on this topic without sounding like a total douchebag and/or getting into constant pissing matches, so I'll keep it limited. A lot of strippers are regular girls who are constantly disrespected and objectified both personally and professionally, on a regular basis. A little courtesy and respect often brings down walls and changes the dynamic to more similar to that of a civilian encounter. Once those walls are down, you still have to be able to close the real woman behind the stripper persona. There's no avoiding that. Tread carefully though, there's plenty of strippers who aren't just hiding behind a stripper persona, but are true sharks. The true shark will bite eventually, not always out of malice but the reason doesn't make the bite any less painful when it happens.
Good luck.
Trust me - strippers that fuck you for free are NOT free; they turn out to be quite expensive. Keep it professional.
20-30 year old girls who are looking for a quick roll around in bed don't go after me any more. For one I can't hold the same conversation as they do, but considering your age the similarities will get you in the door. Just make your rounds every Thursday night and hit a different club until you find flirtatious success. Don't spend too much money on them at the club, but do spend a little on tipping do they know youre not a loser. Tell us how you do and make sure you hit several clubs over the next few months.
I was invited to a party back in my 20 that was hosted by 3 girls that shared a house. All I brought was myself. When things started to peter out around 3am one of them invited me to share her bed. I wouldn't have rated her any higher than a 6.5 but there are no ugly girls after 2AM. :)
@Papi_Chulo- I think a place dedicated to strip club customers is the perfect place to get info on free STRIP CLUB pussy. You forgot to put the strip club in that.
BOB: Battery-operated boyfriend aka a vibrator
As far as I know, that does it.
Not all of them can be gotten to, but I believe that most of them can be, and the interactions between myself and the girls in strip clubs and AMPs have most of the time gone very well.
My first experience with getting friendly with a strip club dancer was just getting her phone number. But first she had to first make sure I understood, "I don't go out with customers". One she saw that I was not interested in P4P, she became almost apologetic.
Now this was back when all women were more careful about phone numbers. This was before cell phones. And so working at a strip club she had to be even more careful.
But the next night I came home from work to find her voice on my answering machine, "I want to SEE you".
Ever since, treating them like civilians has always worked out extremely well.
Guys learn early on that the women who are held up as sex symbols, like movie stars, fashion models, and centerfolds are out of their social reach. So does this also apply to strippers?
Well with that early experience I found out that mostly it does not. Mostly they are reachable.
I think most guys don't realize all the ways that they treat them as something other than civilians.
They think treating them in a denigrating manner gives them some sort of power.
Okay, but then the counter point to all of this is, if you want a woman you are going to treat as a civilian, then why are you looking to find her at a strip club?
I suggest considering that, as it was posed to me by an on duty stripper.
SJG
Philip Glass - Akhnaten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkmmI_iq…
I'm pretty sure the same could be said of pussy.
SJG
A former favorite is 37 years old and hot as hell. She is dating someone 14 years older than her.
She lost me as a customer when she would keep talking about him when I visited her.
I remember one of her last comments to me. I don't care what he looks like because he is nice to me and takes care of me. By taking care of me, I can only assume he takes care of her with money, household repairs, etc,
I've only had "free" sex with a single dancer, and it was a while ago. Other friends of mine have more experience than me. Generally, free sex with strippers ultimately becomes more costly than just paying them.
My two cents.