OT: Raise your hands if you plan to be yummy yummy yummy in the vulture tummy tu

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• motorhead

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  8 years ago

  Carrion my wayward son
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  The vulture’s very like a sack Set down and left there drooping. His crooked neck and creaky back Look badly bent from stooping. Down to the ground to eat dead cows So they won’t go to waste Thus making up in usefulness For what he lacks in taste.--X. J. Kennedy
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  Ace post jackslash! The Kennedy poem is brilliant!
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  rickthevulture, I used to ask my ex to flush me down the toilet like a goldfish when I die, but I'll consider becoming vulture food! I worry that the goldfish strategy will clog the toilet!
• rickthelion

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  8 years ago

  My bud doesn't want to eat you dirtyass boy. rickthehagfish might, belittled then again he's slimy and disgusting.
• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  Nah, 4got. After your body rots in the bowl for a couple months, the flesh will all fall cleanly from the bone and be easy to flush. Then your ex can sell your skeleton to a medical school! OK, that was about my weirdest comment ever. :-(
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  Our local crows do a very good job of cleaning up when my Christian Eating Lions are done. Don't see how this vulture's going to get anywhere. SJG