OT: Raise your hands if you plan to be yummy yummy yummy in the vulture tummy tu

Carrion my wayward son

The vulture’s very like a sack
Set down and left there drooping.
His crooked neck and creaky back
Look badly bent from stooping.
Down to the ground to eat dead cows
So they won’t go to waste
Thus making up in usefulness
For what he lacks in taste.--X. J. Kennedy

Ace post jackslash!

The Kennedy poem is brilliant!

rickthevulture, I used to ask my ex to flush me down the toilet like a goldfish when I die, but I'll consider becoming vulture food! I worry that the goldfish strategy will clog the toilet!

My bud doesn't want to eat you dirtyass boy. rickthehagfish might, belittled then again he's slimy and disgusting.

Nah, 4got. After your body rots in the bowl for a couple months, the flesh will all fall cleanly from the bone and be easy to flush.

Then your ex can sell your skeleton to a medical school!

OK, that was about my weirdest comment ever. :-(

Our local crows do a very good job of cleaning up when my Christian Eating Lions are done. Don't see how this vulture's going to get anywhere.

SJG