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Fort McMurray Is Burning

Anyone hear from that old timer that use to get his dick wet in the tar sands?

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North Carolina Club visit recommendations - Greensboro, Charlotte, Fayetteville

Heading down to NC in 10 days. Probably staying in Greensboro or Charlotte Saturday night then the rest of week near Fayetteville (golf trip). What are best clubs to visit? Don't need to be extras clubs, but places with…

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Wed. Shadowcat Report

As of Wed. night Shadowcat is still in ICU and, according to his daughter, will probably be there until Friday. On Tuesday she said he was in a lot of pain, which is certainly understandable given the length of his…

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That's when the whores show up

I was talking to a dancer who always works dayshift. She was getting ready to go, and she said, "I always leave by 7PM. That's when the whores show up." I found this a little confusing because I've fucked…

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One new article posted

Have not read it yet myself

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Would it be awkward

To get dances from a TUSCL dancer? Would you behave w/ her as you would with an unknown dancer or would you modify your normal PL behavior and be on your best behavior? I like VHM dances and I'm very handsy when…

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Kasich pulls out.

I guess the cluster fuck is over Trump is not the presumptive nominee, He is the Nominee!

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Influenced by a dancer?

Have any of you visited a club and/or have plans of visiting a club specifically to meet a dancer on TUSCL? I'm trying to see how I can get to Detroit in the near future to meet Nina. I think she's…

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this should be fun:

Now that we are in the home stretch, was Obama the black Jimmy Carter? or was Jimmy Carter the white Obama? Discuss.

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The Shit List

This is for Crazy Joe. I found this someplace and I just felt it should be shared with the rest of you shitheads. The Shit List The Ghost Shit The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on…

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Ladies - What ever happened to "thank you"

I just posted a review which was critical of a dancer that I tipped $10 on stage and never saw her again. I think I was one of two tips for her set. Also read another review in NC…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Not so good on Easter

Went here on Easter Saturday. Probably a slow day anyway, but I was in town, and remembered that this had been a good place when I first visited 15 years ago. Anyway, things started off…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Better than I thought it would be

Visited here Saturday past midnight. Terrific masseuse - made my day - got 8 massages from here at $15/ song. Best part of Men's Club!!! Dancers were few (less than 20), as always attractive & well-dressed,…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Could Be Better

First off I came into town last night asked around at my hotel(Radission) where I should go. I was recomended to Hi-liter so off I went. The dancers were beautiful and the management/staff are…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I checked out since recently as I haven't been there for awhile

I checked out since recently as I haven't been there for awhile. I think it's free before noon but I got there after that. They do take passes from other clubs…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

2 visits in 1 night

It had been a couple years since my first visit to this club and as I had a good time then I wanted to check it out again. I was in Vegas on a work…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Pricey, but some nice dancers

I had no problems getting the free limo, despite being alone. I don't know if that's typical, or I was helped by it being relatively early (9pm). The limo was a long stretch job, and…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Keep your money

I will first start off by saying that the 2 drink minimum is a scam because the drinks are way over priced and you feel forced to buy drinks before you can even tell if…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Hugger a good place

I recently had a trip to Muncie and has to stay overnight. Considering where to go, I chose the hugger over anything in Anderson or Indy. The club is kind of run down…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

My first strip club

Approx 2007 I took it upon myself to go to get my strip club experience; meaning my dad never got around to it. While at Diamond Dolls, one of their dancers took to me. She…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Rookie Asian lady saved the night

Arrived at 9 pm on a Monday, place just starting to crank up. Ten bucks out of town admission. Soft drink $3.75. Approximately 20 dancers working. I have been at TMC before at night and…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Still a good place to hangout

The clubhouse it's stood place to hangout, it was not very crowded and it was relaxing to watch beautiful ladies dancing, some of them do not remove bottoms when dancing, the quality was average, with…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

Walking distance from downtown Reno

First, I think this is the only club in Reno that is walking distance to the major downtown casinos. I went almost a year ago. The club had a handful of great looking girls (but…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Average club, in Washington

After moving to Washington, I was surprised to learn that they don't sell liquor in the strip clubs up here.. At least the dancer were types. It seemed like a slow night, 1 dancer on stage,…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Good times

Went out to try out this club for the first time. Figured i would have a few drinks and see where the night goes. The dancers were pretty decent and pleasant to have…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Sunday at follies

Man i gotta say, follies never lets you down. One thing i gotta say though, I doubt ill be going back on a sunday though, because it was way to packed. Parked at pep boys, walked…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Odd layout, but not a bad hangout if you can avoid getting hustled

Club exterior is extremely gaudy - I get that they want to be visible from the freeway, but it's pretty jarring. Parking lot seems relatively well lit, and signs suggest that security is on hand.…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

Babes

After a very disappointing visit to Arety’s Angels, I was pleasantly surprised by Babes, which is a less than two miles away. Babes is not much to look at, either inside or out.…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Was in town for a bachelor party and this was the club of choice

Was in town for a bachelor party and this was the club of choice. If you're from outta town, most of the clubs seem to be a significant drive from the center which can add…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Wackos

This is a composite review. Went in twice with friends who recommended it. The club is nice inside, but the location is horrible. Homeless people in a horrible parking lot I'd be afraid to park…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Worth checking out

I had not been here since it was previously named Paradise City so I decided to check it out showed up kind of early in the evening and it was pretty dead there were really…

Paradise City

Houston, Texas

Review

This place is nicer than I expected it to be. The dancers are cool and the ones I saw all looked good when I was there. I was offered vip upstairs but declined. Maybe next time. It's…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

First time hoing to booby trap, not bad not amazing.

I decided to go to booby trap on a monday around 5pm. The establishment itself is ok. A big stage in the middle with a smaller one toward the back. Usual prices for a srip…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

kittens

I was waiting for the ferry so I decided to drop in here. Havent been in a long time. Paid my $10 to get in plus $5 for a no alcohol drink. There…

The Pony

Pensacola, Florida

Decent pensacola club

Been to this club many times and it is an average club for the area. The dancers are plentiful on saturday nights especially the later in the evening with at least half of…

The Palace Men's Club

Corpus Christi, Texas

might need a second look

The caveat to this review is that it was a tuesday afternoon around 5pm. The buildout inside the club was really nice. They live up to there name as the palace. No…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good value for the money

Friendly vibe in the place and I didn't pay a cover when I visited in the afternoon. If you sit at the bar you get the usual hustle from the dancers (just a dollar each).…

The Pony

Pensacola, Florida

Sammy's

Sammy’s was the last of the three strip clubs I visited during my recent visit to Pensacola, but it is clearly the best of the three. It’s located near the heart of the business…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Best on Bourbon but pricey

Friday evening I ended up in this club I used a coupon to get half off admission. So I think it ended up being $7 The club is large, clean has 2 stages and anther…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Not the best area, but your money goes a long way

T&A is a good place to go if you want your money to last a little longer. It's located in a sketchy part of town, but you should be fine if you behave. Sometimes you…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Tuesday was not bad

Still free parking past the valet. Guarded and well lit. Got in about 6:00 and was only $3 to get in and $7 for a Mich Ultra. Lots of blondes tonight.…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Not Bad

I got there early on a Thursday evening around 8:30. The parking lot is pretty good size and well lit. I could imagine that parking could be a little tough on weekends but…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

This place is in the back of a strip mall, watch for the sign and go to the back

This place is in the back of a strip mall, watch for the sign and go to the back. Free parking. Went in about 4:00 and no one asked me to pay a…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

First Impression

Went to visit CG's on Saturday as I was meeting a dancer from another club there. The cover charge was like 10.00 and gave the door lady 20.00. The floor is pretty spread out with…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Great time

So my last visit to UC was on a Sunday night and it wasn't anything to brag about. This time I went on a Tuesday night. I arrived around 7 pm. Corona was…

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

Great Place to Spend an Evening!

The club is roomy enough, clean, and kitschy. There's one stage, and a large bar. There's a $5 cover after 8:00, and a two-drink minimum which is enforced. The bar is well-stocked, and the staff…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Back and as good as ever

Look, I'm not sure who this Rob character is, and I'm not sure why so many girls come and go as he does. But if the rumors are true and Rob has indeed returned,…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

a revisit

I was in the area so I decided to stop in like my last review the place is dark you need to let your eyes adjust,I made my way yo the bar looking at…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Disappointing

Was driving through the area on a Sunday afternoon. Stopped in to find 6-7 dancers, overall quality pretty decent. Drinks were cheap. Food was said to be 'frozen stuff' - at least the bartender was…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Impressed in Greensboro

This was a first rate establishment across the board. First off, it is a membership club, which is a bit odd since you have to give your license and pay the upfront membership fee. Once…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Good quality

Stopped in mid afternoon while passing through Greensboro. It was a member club so had to give license and sign up for membership. That was odd but once in I was impressed with the quality…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Tale of Two Clubs

The Palace is really two clubs. I had been to the back before because many of the reviews here say if you're looking for mileage skip the front and go right in the back.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Club delivers a consistent above average experience

I will break this review into 3-sections: I) Intro II) Visit III) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- Visited Tootsies on Saturday eve 4/30/16 around 7:45 pm - free cover and half-priced drinks b/f 8 pm and always plenty of free-parking. --------- NOTE: --------- As w/ many…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Back and not disappointed

So back in Phx for work and I got in early ! Figured it was gonna be a while before j got caught up with a few folks from work. Decided to hit up my…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overrated

Myself and a group of around 8 guys too a taxi to the spearmint rhino. When we arrived there was literally not a single place to sit. We had a group of guys and just…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Great club, great girls

I was passing through the area and decided to stop in for my second visit to this establishment. This club is located in a safe place with plenty of parking, and I didn't have…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

basketball then boobs

Went to desires after someone brought up strip clubs at the bar, so naturally after the celtics lose, we pick the closest one and thats desires. clubs the same dark and divey. But the women…

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

good coversation

I went to the club late one evening on a whim. I had been there a few times with varying degrees of fun. Sometimes it was completely boring other times it was kinda fun. This…

Hardbodies Entertainment

White River Junction, Vermont

BAR IS CLOSED BUT HARDBODIES STILL IS DOING SHOWS

After August 2013 word got around that Hardbodies was closed. However this is false! I recently attended a birthday party where Hardbodies was the entertainment!!! Though the bar is closed, the company is still providing Shows…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Went in not expecting much...

and that was what I got. Cheap beer, friendly bartenders, and a girl dancing around with pasties. I guess there are laws in the former titty bar capital of the world barring bare…

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, Illinois

Really Nice

This club is very great looking inside. Very different atmosphere from other clubs as theres water surrounding the stage. For those who like to drink I recommend it to you because they have the $3…

Full Moon Saloon

Hurley, Wisconsin

Great for a weekday visit

You never know what you are going to get at a club going on a Monday - Wednesday. But I had a great time here and at the couple other Hurley bars that were open.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Stuck in Houston

I found myself stuck in Houston for the night, so I walked to Treasures since it was the closest club. A couple people had recommended it, so I figured why not? The club looks really nice…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

not too bad for 5am

So a friend's younger brother was turning 21 and after a full night of heavy drinking, still insisted we take him to a strip club at about 4:30am. Admiral wasn't too far and was…

Duces Wild

Salt Lake City, Utah

Not worth it.

COVER: No cover to get in. If someone charges you cover, leave this place. ATMOSPHERE / CLUB SETUP: Duces Wild kinds sucks. It's more like a bar with stripping as an afterthought.…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Changes since last October

Well, I went back for my biannual visit to Cabaret North. I was there on a Saturday night, and the place was hopping pretty good. There have been some changes since last October.…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Find the right one

Although you can get a free entrance pass on the corner, they didn't honor it. I said, the guy just handed it to me, and the doorman said it expired a few hours ago... So, $20…

Mystique

Hoboken, New Jersey

Whoa

Showed up at 2am. $20 cover, 5 girls smoking a cigarette outside. Walk in and attacked by 3 girls, all 7-8, push me on the small couch and they are groping everywhere…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Visit

Dropped in here late afternoon on a Wednesday couple weeks ago. It was kind of quiet, at least a little quieter than when I have been there previously. I think there were about 6-8…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

First Impressions

This club is pretty standard. Had 3 dances in VIP and each one got better. The first girl was a young blonde hair girl that probably was a student, at least that's what…

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An Experiment

I know this sounds weird. But weed works in mysterious ways. I'm conducting an experiment. I'm not going to look at any porn. I'm not sure how long this will last. It's been five days so far. I'm…

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Cough

Any of you ever went to the SC at the tail end of your cold or even when you knew you freshly had just started a cold? What about the dancer coughing on you? How did you feel…

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Cruz has dropped out of the primary, and Trump is the presumptive nominuee

Well shit

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P4P or companionship?

Just curious about preferences. I had a neighbor who was a pro, but we hung out and partied quite a bit. I never had a cash arrangement, but we did hook up a time or three. She…

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Which celebrities would you want to see in a sex tape?

Here's an interesting hypothetical question: Which three celebrity women would you want to see in a celebrity sex tape?

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Detroit summer meetup: details on date and clubs

As is always the case there is no consensus on the meetup date, so some won't get the date(s) they want. Nevertheless, from the comments and PMs, there appears to be a preference for the June dates over the…

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SPLOOGE

It's what: Juice does when he looks at backpage on his cellphone What LDK does in his pants What 4got does when you talk about dirty butts What Hotstuff does when you talk about Ryan Reynolds What Crazyjoe does on your car…

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Mother's Day

What do you plan on doing for your hard working family woman dancers for Mother's Day?

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Would a $150 donut this tempt you at all?

It's a six-inch rose petal donut filled with cream and a spicy ginger-jalapeno margarita jelly, covered in a sweet tequila frosting, and then finally topped off with sheets of edible silver and platinum. http://gothamist.com/2016/04/29/burn_it_down.php I'd consider trying it since the proceeds go…

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How Crazyjoe rode a dirt bike once he woke up

https://youtu.be/nlN7dc8-Qa8

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TUSCL theology is ace!

"Isn't lusting after flesh a sun?" "I'm a Reformed Universal Calvinist that is Liberal" "Oh...well then party on and ignore my other comments" "I believe that Christ died for the sins of the world and that believer and non believe will enter the…

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Prosecutor reviews warrant for Keith Appling

Basketball player arrested at Pantheon strip club with loaded AK-47. Was he going after Rech? http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/wayne-county/2016/05/02/report-cops-arrest-msu-appling/83846876/

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Kate Upton and Justin Verlander are engaged

I'm heartbroken. How could Kate walk out on our imaginary romance? http://pagesix.com/2016/05/02/kate-upton-and-justin-verlander-are-engaged/

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Always a good time

I rolled in with a group of friends right after the Ducks game. Super easy to get to from the stadium with plenty of parking in case your wondering. Do the usual pat down and…

Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club

Hesperia, California

Great club

You can enter for free if you show them a free admission pass that is posted on their website, only catch is you will still have to pay for a drink. $5 for a water…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

Neither a fun nor valuable experience

So I went to All Stars on this Saturday night because it was one of the few clubs I had called that were showing the Pacquiao fight. Most were showing the bullshit UFC garbage. Not…

Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Average bikini bar

Went to this club on Friday evening. As typical of most NJ clubs it is a bikini bar. 2 brazilian dancers who were single moms & just one other customer. No one was…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Tampa Tales Part 1

The problem with 2001 is that it is very inconsistent. I have learned this as I have visited more than once. The constants are that it is small, no alcohol of course, and…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Hit or miss

Been to the club intermittently over the last few months. One of the few clubs out in the burbs close to where I live. Club is on the smaller side but not a problem if…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

Always pleasantly surprised

My mechanic is right next to this club and so I do make it here about twice a year. And each time I visit, I find that one hottie in the mix. It was a warm…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Unlike anything experienced

Nothing prepared me for something like spearhead Rhino. Holy Moly! Usually when I would go to a strip club, I would expect a few dancers, a nice calm, yet energetic atmosphere, and a bar with…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Tampa Tales Part 2

I have realized that Mons is a pretty consistent club at the present time. Whether that means consistently good is more based on your preferences. For example it is still small with limited…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

Back to give it a try

I just moved back from Akron now Akron strip clubs have had some amazing girls so my buddy told me to stop and check this place out. Five dollar cover the afternoon not too…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Nothing spectacular

I was in Denver for the 2nd time ever (somehow I didn't go to a club the first time) and wanted to check some clubs there. I thought from reviews that this place might be…

Dream Girls

Denver, Colorado

a different kind of place

I went to this place after visiting a couple of normal clubs in Denver. I had about 30-45 minutes to kill before I was heading to the airport to fly home. I was not satisfied…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

whatever

This was my 2nd stop in Denver after PT's All Nude and before Dreamhouse (both have reviews from me). This was the worst of all 3. I was there at that time where the day…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Centerfold Club

Sunday night and had nothing better to do so decided to hit a strip club. Centerfold showed up first on the search so I went there. Walking in the club looked about average. Classic…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Wow

Not going to regurg everything said already but I am mad for not coming to this joint earlier. Its actually pretty safe provided you don't act like a dumbass and bring suspicion to yourself. I…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Good club with fantastic value for money

I am frequent here. This is grt club where most of the times I had best experience in terms of value for money. Some of the girls are really awesome looking. I found this club as…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Admiral

The cover remains absurdly high at $25. Coat check is mandatory. Bathroom troll still exists. One drink minimum $6 for soft drink. Quantity and quality of dancers is good. Mostly 7s and 8s with a…

Bar 7 De Copas

Tijuana, Baja California

TIJUANA FOR EVER

Not far from la cueva i stopped by and the place was poppin with the sun still up , i got my mexican beer and saw several girls i wanted to fuck this evening and…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Impressive Changes

I'll start by saying a little over a year ago I would not have sent an endorsement on Le Girls. Dancers were few, impersonal and cold. I heard changes had…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Surprise of the Eastside

I haven't been to Penthouse since before I started writing reviews. Maybe before TUSCL existed. In any event I had a free night in the area so I decided to stop in. The club is…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Wow! Where Have I Been?

This afternoon was my first time here. Parking was easy. Physical description of the club is as per the other reviews. Very elegant, well run club. Just a handful of custies when I got there…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Clermont

This is still an amazing place to visit. Had been awhile but just as fun as any other time. It is still where "strippers go to die". Beers and drinks are bar prices and served…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Falling off

Long gone are the glory days. I begin my stripclub career here. Dances us to be 5$. You could get in before midnight for 10$ with the membership card. Not only, this club had…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Afternoon is the time to go for the connoisseurs

I've been to the Rhino multiple times but this most recent trip takes the cake by far. First off call the limo. Even if it's just you its much cheaper as you pay no cover…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Stopped in to the club later at night to find that it was actually fairly busy, more so than from my other visit

Stopped in to the club later at night to find that it was actually fairly busy, more so than from my other visit. I had not been here in a while and it didn't change…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

It might be for you

I have visited this bar in the past many times, but mostly as a local watering hole. The club itself, is definitely not flashy. The drinks are very reasonable and the staff is friendly. Again…

Showgirl 20's Night Club

Omaha, Nebraska

Had a good time

I was in town for business and decided to go to 20s Showgirl on a Saturday night. The place was packed as there was a big convention in town that day. There was no cover…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

fanfuckingtastic

SO I stopped by Follies on my way out of town on a Sunday, was unsure if it would be that happening on a Sunday at 2pm. I had read the reviews but still…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

Not great but not horrible

Stopped in while traveling, the club is huge and looks like on a crowded night it could be great. Sunday nights were just not meant for clubbing evidently. Sat near the stage with…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Another relaxing time at the Vue

Many reviews have accurately described this rundown place si I'll skip all that and just recount the fun I had recently. On this visit there were plenty coeds working. A few told me they…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Still not good

Went to Trumpps last Friday. There were like 4 or 5 girls working and about 8 customers. None of them would be considered extremely attractive. There were several waitresses who were attentive and attractive. I…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Amateur Night

I arrived at 9:30pm, it was an advertized amateur dance contest night. The doorman was competent, albeit slightly frumpy but otherwise qualified. I found a table near the center of the club, the interior and…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

too early

i had a couple hours to kill on a saturday afternoon and happened to be in the area. Arrived around 1:15, no cover, but was frisked by the bouncer which i found odd. Took…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

When it's on its on. When it's not....

Been there more then a few times over the past month in a half. When the women are in its great. Pretty good selection. Tall women, short, skinny, not as skinny. Most are fairly good…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Pleasantly Surprised

It's been almost two years since I've been to this club. I stopped in Friday around midnight and it was suprisingly packed. I had a couple drinks and checked out the girls working, they had…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

I gave it another shot.

I was in the neighbor and I decided to give it another shot. I wasn't there five minutes and I was approached by this pretty black girl with big tits named Dior. We talk for…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Sleepy

Went on a Monday night. The club was loud and smoky. DJ was good with a mix of modern and vintage tunes. It was pretty dead overall, and only one girl who really tickled…

Extacy North

Miami, Florida

Open but no dancers

This is just an update on the club status. I passed by last Friday evening and it was open. The sign outside indicated it was open from 4pm to 5am. I parked in one of…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Weird Place But Good Time

Stopped by on a Tuesday night at around 8:00. Parked right outside the front door on the four lane street, and it was eerie quiet around there, not a person or car moving anywhere. Paid…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Good Time as Usual

I was there about 1:00 in the afternoon today and was surprised how many dancers were there. All shapes, sizes and ages were represented. Everybody was pretty laid back and a lot of the girls…

Double Vision Gentleman's Club

Clifton Park, New York

Better than the last time....

Double Vision is the only SC in Saratoga County. It's in northern Cliftin Park, and fairly easy to get to, right on Rte. 9. Hadn't been here for a while and decided to…

History of Strip Club Guides, Part 1: The Pre-Internet Era

Those of us old enough to have voted for Bush I, or maybe Clinton I probably recall a time when scouting out strip clubs was a random hit or miss proposition. There was no Tuscl (or else wasn't known to you yet, or were not so quick to jump on the PC bandwagon.) The few published guides out there were not widely available. The following is a chronicle of one mongers (me) nearly 2 decades of my pre-Tuscl days of navigating through the strip club world. Word of mouth, Yellow Pages, Newspaper Ads, and Published Directories are covered along with examples on how they were helpful, or useless. WORD OF MOUTH This is the oldest method, but can still be useful. Main…

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crazy Joe washes his dad's car

https://youtu.be/rWkeXu_4v7s

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Me Playing poker on videotaping

Just pretend this guy is fat and it will be me to the T lol https://youtu.be/ZVJWtJjX-xY Gambling up cash for the titty bar

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Laptop, pad, phone all for under $1k...

Love my new toys

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Crazyjoe rides his dirt bike through the house and in the pool

https://youtu.be/BV9EIsUT9no

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Demanding she washes her pussy !!!

Maybe I'm weird but OTC or ITC I always demand that they go wash their pussy Hell I wash my dick off in between fuckin different bitches I just feel like it's the correct thing to do How u ppl feel ?

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When you're too much of a regular

Went to the local hole for happy hour, no other customers besides me. The bartender just asked "how many today?" Stripper in the stool next to me gabbing away with the bartender. No music and nobody is getting on stage.…

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Trivia question: how do you get the stripper?

You're in an extras club that you rarely visit. The little head demands satisfaction this evening, and of course he must be obeyed. But there's not one dancer that turns you on. What a slow night. Just as…

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Strippers and phones

(in my best Seinfeld voice) What's the deal with strippers and their phones? You would think a stripper would take care of her phone the way a realtor takes care of her car: It's not her chief asset, but it's essential…

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Shadowcat update (addition)

Thanks to everyone who has wished Shadowcat a speedy recovery. I am sure Shadowcat will appreciate all of the support from everyone on TUSCL. He will enjoy reading these messages once he is feeling better. …

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why I like Crazy Joe

Shit

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Strip clubs can be so shady

I was at my go-to black dive on Su afternoon - mixed-drinks are $5 on dayshift and floor-dances are always $5. So the DJ at various times in the afternoon announces a "special" - he sez "special - 2 drinks and…

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Why do I love Juice ?

I'm entertaining I'm comical I'm Sinful I'm Spiritual I'm Da Mane

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Telephone privacy

Last week I brought my ATF to a facility for drug detox. I stopped at a convenience store so she could get quarters for the pay phone inside the place. She was gone about 6 or 7 minutes and when…

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Follies Hangover

So you'd think after the day I had yesterday I wouldn't need to go to a strip club for another decade, funny thing is my body is feining for another fix. I'm going out to a local hole. No I…

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Shadowcat update

Last night while preparing for his hospital visit, Shadowcat asked me to post an update on his surgery whenever the information became available. It is 5:30 pm in Atlanta and his daughter just called me to fill me in on…

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What does it mean to be an ass man?

I always thought it meant you like big asses.

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Why do I like shadowcat

I've met him and we've spent several afternoons at Columbia, SC's Platinum Plus and at Follies in Atlanta. He has been someone memorable to know, always has interesting stories about strip club life. He's a great guy, I am…

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OT: For my hip hop heads

Rapper Drake just released his new album "Views" the other day. He's probably the most popular rapper today. This album is getting a lot of hype, they're saying it's gonna sell a million copies in its first week. I haven't…

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fake tits vs fake ass

Which do you hate worse? Which one generally looks worse?

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Amateur Night/Wet T Shirt Events in Texas

Anyone know of some good amateur action in Texas? Wet T Contests, Amatuer Nights, etc?

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Oooo, bad news being a male of this kind of spider

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/scientists-stunned-find-giant-female-7873265#rlabs=1%20rt$category%20p$2 Arachnologist Dr Matjaz Gregoric, a research associate at the Scientific Research Centre of the Slovenian Academy of Sciences and Arts said: "Several clades [groups] of spiders whose females evolved giant sizes are known for extreme sexual behaviours such as sexual…

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VinceMichaels is at a Strip Club Today

Looks like Vince has some free time today. If you guys didn't know he's an elementary school phys-ed teacher. http://www.freep.com/story/news/education/2016/05/02/detroit-teacher-sick-out-closes-67-schools/83813704/

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finding out your fav strippers are famous OTC, unexpected real life identities

There will be no posting of links to IG since I might as well post a selfie of myself with my DL on TUSCL. At my urban ratchet SC, of all the dancers I've ID on facebook/IRL, they all fall into…

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Kind of a long story....but arent they all :-) Update number 3

For those that have read my previous 2 accounts of m ITC with my DS I thought I would provide an update. As you may know from my previous writings things went well with both visits but the first…

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Detroit summer meetup: Time to choose a date

Here are two possible date ranges for a summer Detroit meetup. I've provided dates for Thursday thru Saturday because I'm planning to be in Detroit for those three evenings. I'm free to club with anybody who wants to…

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Quick guide to eating pussy

If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin' If it tastes like trout, get the fuck out

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Shadowcat surgery

By the time most of your read this I should be in recovery for cancer surgery. I have to be at Emory Hospital in Atlanta at 5:30 to have surgery to remove gum cancer and lymph nodes in my neck.…

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Crazyjoe Does DUI Sobriety Check

Just another Saturday night for fuckin' Joe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNGOUwk9BrE

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Really good fake tits

A lot of fake tits are awful. They look ridiculous and feel like rocks. But I've occasionally had dancers whose fakes weren't obvious. Even on stage naked, the tits still moved okay, if perhaps occasionally defying gravity. And in a dance…

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This is so rong

This is so rong .... but it feels so right. I'm jerking off to pictures of the MILF. Her age starts with a 5. And she's wearing clothes. She dresses very conservatively. I couldn't be more turned on.

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Changing Clubs With a Dancer

I know it is the nature of the business that dancers move around or work more than one club. We've been close for a while, she lets me know her schedule, sometimes I go, sometimes I don't. It…

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date night for wife, chicago burbs

Wife is willing to step out of her comfort zone somewhat. I want to take her to a semi sleazy, yet couple friendly bar. Any place with a dance floor? I am 59 she is 54, she is good…

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Papi's Avitar

I adore the tits on Papi's avatar. I assume she's new. I'd spend some serious cash to fuck those. But I bet if I got dances from her she'd just want to rub her giant ass on…

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Pretty Damn Funny

Love or hate him. Got to admit Obama was pretty funny at the White House Correspondent's dinner

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OT: Push or Pull Shopping Cart?

Push.

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Where do you stand?

Sometimes I have a very narrow perspective. Take beautiful women for example. Before tuscl, I assumed that my vision of beauty (young, blond or redhead girl next door type) was pretty much universal. Then I get involved…

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When I die, please notify the strippers ...

Everyone's got a little something embarrassing and pathetic in their closet, here's mine... The few of you who bother to wade through my posts, already know that I tend to spend a LOT of time with my ATFs (3-5 hours…

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OT: Warriors assistant coach accepted a full-time head coaching contract with LA

I can't say I'm happy about him leaving the Warriors, but good for him. He did an excellent job stepping in as interim coach during the first half of the season. I knew he would have to make the tough…

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'It was frightening and intoxicating': Woman opens up about her 20-year career a

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/7118782/It-was-frightening-and-intoxicating-Woman-opens-up-about-her-20-year-career-as-a-STRIPPER.html

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Follies Today (Sun May 1st 2016)

Driving back from Huntsville, wondering if TUSCLERS going to be at Follies today?

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I blame obama...

For World hunger Zika Ebola Isis Stds Juices inability to spell The death of superman The holocaust Teen pregnancy Fidel Castro Donald trump The bulls not making the playoffs The system by rickyboy failing me San Jose gay Cancer Racism Sexism Xenophobia The invention of twerking Drug addiction Country music Fetty wap Obesity Deflategate The economy Bruce(caitlyn?) Jenner Thanks obama!

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Breakfast of Chumpions

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE3QYshNQRy/ Lol

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Man with 'lust for life' tattoo charged in brawl at Springfield strip club

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2016/04/man_with_lust_for_life_tatoo_d.html

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Why do I like johnsmith

I like johnsmith, one of our TUSCL people. He is smart, he is personable and he wears his heart on his sleeve. He tells us of life in the strip club lane. I don't always agree with…

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best club in providence, RI?

Desire - This is still the best club. The main problem is getting attention of the dancers away from their regulars Foxy Lady - Talent is better than Desire at times but the privacy in the CR is better at Desire…

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When I pass.

I have decided to max out my credit card before I pass. The credit card company can find me at my cemetary plot. Fuck them!

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Dancer entitlement approaching dancer disrespect

I'm at the Tootsies sportsbar watching San Antonio smack around OKC. Prior to the game I was hanging in the main-floor waiting for the start of the game. I was standing next to the entrance of the LD room & I see…

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Toledo 2AMer.

Two people were shot, one of them critically wounded, during an altercation outside a North Toledo strip club this morning, Toledo police said. Akeem Fox, 27, and Brandon Williams, 32, were shot about 4:30 a.m. behind 707 Matzinger Road, known as…

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A new one for me

I'm picking up my youngest stripper for a date tonight. At her house. She lives with her parents. And they're home. This strikes me as a tad risky. Just in case her dad comes out with a…

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Crazyjoe the lawn mower mechanic

I have a big tool box. My Henrys Repeater helped a lot https://youtu.be/vvGgmKcIvcg

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Craig Sager Talked Dennis Rodman Out of Suicide in 1993

Rodman was talked out of suicide in The Landing Strip, which I visit frequently. This was at a time when Dennis was a talented basketball player and before he has become so strange, weird and outlandish. "Dennis Rodman, who…

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The playlist of dancers

I believe the state of music has never been as bad as it is right now. That being said the dancers have to dance to music on stage. Which artists come up the most when dancers tell you what they…

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Gammanu95, Jacklash,juicebox69,shailynn

What is up with the whale avatars? Are you guys saying that you are club whales?

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I Love You

Is it common that dancers use this line to try and rope you into spending more? In all the years that I've been clubbing, probably had lap dances from a few thousand dancers, with dozens of favs of various…

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Henry Repeater

I am getting one. The Henry won the west

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love da pussie jucceesssee

what do u men thank ? I love it

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Is this how Crazy Joe gets lap dances?

He must have been so high he forgot his girlfriend was watching. http://brobible.com/girls/article/lap-dance-girl-not-friend-lol/

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Mexican cop going on strip club tour after topless photo makes her Internet sens

We need more cops like this. http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/lifestyle/2016/04/29/mexican-cop-going-on-strip-club-tour-after-topless-photo-makes-her-internet/

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Selling my pussy

Who want to buy it 100 a hit

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Detroit Strip Club Meet Up & Culinary Experience Tentative Schedule

Detroit Strip Club Meet Up & Culinary Experience Tentative Schedule 2:00PM - A Hearty Lunch of Fish and Chips at Arthur Treachers. 2:45PM - Quick stop at Meijers to buy 3 cases of Listermint. 3:00PM - Shailynn and JS69 commence to buy out…

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Falling for a stripper: Please snap me out of it

Long time anonymous lurker, 1st time poster...so of course I'm going bring up a much oft discussed topic. TL;DR - After 4 VIP sessions (and a sizeable chunk of change) in 2 days less than a week apart with the same…

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Who is Paxton Linch?

???

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Fuck you jackie!

Title says it all

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Cities with the worst strip clubs

You're traveling in a town away from home for the weekend. You have free time along with cash to spend and would like to play with some strippers. What cities have such bad strip clubs that you would…

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Orlando show clubs do suck

I'm sitting in one right now waiting to pick up my son from a concert and I'm reading the TUSCL posts. Not good.

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Too good to be true?

So I have this solid 8.5 (with great personality I would give a 9). I have seen her in the club a couple of times. I asked on first visit about us hanging OTC and she said we could…

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Playboy Mag

Any other Playboy mag reads out there? Wondering what you think of the new format. I sort of think the quality of the models has improved (more girl next door types compared to 'plastic' types) but not getting to…

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For the time being, this is my favorite thing to look at...

http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bcg-league-eml#/league/180981

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C note ?

In another thread: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=42203 PinkSugarDoll and probably others implied that you had to spend $100 or more for better dance mileage. In your experience, how true do you think this is for non-extra clubs? And also extracurricular activities?

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New weirdest occurance at the club

Today at the club I saw my first (obvious) transsexual customer. She was obviously born genetically male, but was wearing women's clothes and seemed to have tits under her clothes. She was watching the stage, tippinherited each girl a dollar,…

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SMH

Today I was approached by a dancer and she asked if I wanted anything. She went on to say that she had just sucked a big cock but she had brushed her teeth afterward. That approach didn't work on…

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Dancer beaten by cops while hand-cuffed.

More video surfaces of officer hitting woman

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This may be the end for Greenville Platinum Plus.

A Greenville strip club is under scrutiny again — this time for allegedly violating the terms of a consent order with the 13th Circuit Solicitor's Office. The order stems from a lawsuit Solicitor Walt Wilkins filed against Platinum Plus last…

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OMG put down the controller bro!

Came across this on Facebook and just shook my head. This girl is GORGEOUS!!! How could you pass that up!?!? http://gorgeousphotowall.net/091b6e56df?utm_campaign=ml&utm_medium=ml&utm_source=ml386&utm_term=2610722OVOSQWUS

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I would have jumped too.

If I was married to that. http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/04/29/cristy-pider-hart-jump-truck/83692876/

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College campus

What an awesome environment. It's like a whole community where most of the women have the looks of a dream stripper. In ten minutes I've seen three dozen that I do a VIP or OTC with. If this…