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Spring Break Destinations

Acapulco , Cancun , Rio de janeiro ? Discuss

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great facility, nice folks, dancers below Vegas standards.

Go elsewhere if you are looking for beautiful girls. If you are looking for a nice place that has a good staff and friendly management - this is your place. The dancers are…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Enjoyed an afternoon at Flamingo Showgirls

As is typically the case when I visit a strip club, I was in the area and had a few hours to kill. After browsing a few of the options through the great reviews on…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Dinner and Dances

I had a short stay in Vegas, only two nights, so needed to just hit my go to clubs. Treasures is one. I have been here a number of times. I drove…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Pre birthday celebration

This was second time here. It was quiet but it was 4pm, so what do you expect. I got an overpriced beer and wait till I was a dancer I liked. Not the best group,…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Cab review

The club from the outside looks pretty dingy and is located in a strip mall. The cost to get into the place dump is 15 bucks which is not too bad. There is no alcohol…

Whispers

Portland, Oregon

30 min was more than I needed

First off this place offer full service dances and more. I never expected to pay for s private room but I got convinced. This whole place is twilight zoney and not sure it is totally…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Tequila review

On Friday night, a buddy and I stopped by this place on a Friday we thought it would be good we were surprised. Its 10 bucks to get in probably some of the one…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Hot chicks in Allentown

Making a high recommendation for this place. It's conveniently located, lots of well lit parking and in a safe part of the city. You're not crawling over homeless people or looking over your shoulder for…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Reliable choice in Times Square area

I was in New York on a combination business/pleasure trip and scheduled my appointments to allow a couple of visits to Flashdancers in the afternoon before hitting the Broadway theatres in the evening. As I have…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

Brooke! Brooke! Oh BROOKE!

This was my first time exploring clubs in the Richmond area. I've heard that they are full of disappointments and all are bikini or pasties. The girls at this club were either topless or…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Been a while

I have not been to the INN in about a year and a half. It has always been a gem in the PG side of town this time was no exception. I noticed their was…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

The Local Bar Vibe

I've visited Jimmy's numerous times since moving back to this area. I like the local bar feel, BTW, remodeling now makes a number of micro-brew beers ON TAP available. The prices are good. Some girls…

Flash Dancers

Jacksonville, Florida

Go here of you want cheap drinks and dances

Flash dancers gives you more for your money but no extras. What you need to know is that they give $3 shots and $20 dance specials periodically. One of my favorite dancers is breeze if…

Tease (Old Listing)

Paterson, New Jersey

kills time I guess

kills time on a late afternoon I guess.. relatively cheap, but girls barely passable.. might stop by again if really bored... The place is kind of a dive but the people are friendly enough...a little money…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Worth a visit

I was in town for business staying at a nearby hotel so I decided to walk over and check it out. It was early in the evening and a weeknight and not many customers or…

Attraxions

Haledon, New Jersey

New Club

This review covers two visits, Friday around 11pm, and a Saturday three weeks ago after 1230am. The place is really not in a super great area, but its not really to bad, you can park…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Nice place but comes with a price tag

I was in town for business and had to check this place out after reading the reviews. It is a large club and is really nice. Drinks and dances are expensive. Shortly after I go…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Sexy Adora

To my surprise I visited Tacoma Deja Vu on a Sunday afternoon and found Adora working. She usually works Tues, Thurs and Fridays. She said since football season was over she was working on…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Horrible

This place was within walking distance to motel so I figured I would check it out. $20 cover to get in. Once inside I realized I was the only customer there. Oh well I paid…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

not bad for the middle of the week

I went in on a wednesday after getting off work late to have a few drinks with a buddy. They had pretty dancers and bartenders. The girls would come up to us to see if…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Saturday Afternoon Visit

I was in Boston, and decided to take an extended tour of some of the "highly rated" clubs in the Northeast. Which generally is seen as pretty much a mileage wasteland, especially compared to other…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Back again!

I had not been to DVCOIin quite a while and my visit reminded me why I love this place so much. It is really run down, not all that clean and many of the dancers…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Saturday Afternoon Visit

I was in Boston, and decided to take an extended tour of some of the "highly rated" clubs in the Northeast. Which generally is seen as pretty much a mileage wasteland, especially compared to other…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Saturday Afternoon Visit

I was in Boston, and decided to take an extended tour of some of the "highly rated" clubs in the Northeast. Which generally is seen as pretty much a mileage wasteland, especially compared to other…

Dallas Cabaret North

Dallas, Texas

Wow, this has become a great club

Three years ago I visited this club last, and it was a dump. It was dead. The quality of dancers was very low. Not any more. Wow. During that same time period 3+ years…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Dancers Showclub

I visit the club maybe once a week. Sometimes less, sometimes more. All things considered, it's one of the better clubs in Indy. Basically, there are two shifts. Some girls come…

The Office

Miami, Florida

Not The Best But Good Enough?

Went there on a monday evening around 2pm. Got free parking. That's always nice. I heard from a friend that this club had the thickest women you could find in the area. Couldn't resist as…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Still got it

It's hard to go wrong with Christie's, especially now that the lap dances at other venues (Crazy Horse Bedford) have gone way down in quality. While the proportion of 8s, 9s, and 10s isn't as…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Okay club with plenty of potenial

I was a bit hesitant at first reading previous reviews I was expecting a club where the dancers would have birth scares, cig burns and a bunch of other things but all in all the…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

The more things change, the more they stay the same

I've been going here since it was called Pudgy's and I know what I'm going to get. Centerfold's is nowhere near a high end gentleman's club, but that's not what I'm looking for.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Afternoon had very few dancers

The weekday afternoon visit was a bust. Got a feeling this place might just be a nighttime spot. Arrived at this huge-looking place after trying twice to find it. You've got to go thru the auto…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Bazz&Crue on lifesupport

If I can describe Bazz existence right now the best way I can compare it is like the 49ers were viewed a few years ago as a powerhouse in the NFL and now they are…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Thurs Night

I have been frequenting Titillations for years. Always a good place to hangout. Clean and somewhat upscale. Dollar parade can be a little overwhelming but you can escape to shoot some pool or they have…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

It was good but not as good as it use to be

After the fiasco at Bazz, I was going to head home but thought why not just gamble and try Harley's. In the past regardless of the dancer's the saturdays never been too much…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Best budget club for hot women in PDX

Made a stop at 205 on Friday, paid a $2 cover and wasn't disappointed. If you read the reviews this isn't the place to go if you are looking for a good lap dance, there…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Meh

I've mostly stayed away from the Providence clubs for the past few years due to the changes. I recently saw Desire on TUSCL Top 10 and figured I'd give it another shot. Went in on…

Mint Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Gone way down hill!

This is the closest club from my hotel I always stay when in Toledo. Most of the time I have a fair to good time here, not this trip. As normal safe parking,…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Always a good time!

I really enjoy coming here. I usually make it in the early afternoon and things are pretty slow until 6pm. It's a great place to chill, sip on some drinks and enjoy good company. The…

Charlie's Angels

Toledo, Ohio

First time for everything.

After a very bad trip to Hush I hit the next closest location. When I first got there there were very few girls, within a half hour several hot girls show up. I…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

always fun at this place

Another trip down from to visit Portland ' s great strip clubs. Oh that Seattle was so well endowed. I visited the 206 club (great looking dancers, perhaps the best in Portland, but…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Sat evening: Francesca, Bailey, Ashley, Sarah, Jennifer

Here on a rare saturday evening. Spotted two new dancers, I think "Ashley" and "Sarah" who were being given a tour of the place right as I arrived. Patience is a terrible virtue at this…

Desiree Nite Club

Munroe Falls, Ohio

Boring

I have visited this club several times over the last 20 years. This used to be a very active club with a variety of dances and two bars open on the weekends. I don't know…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

TImes change

I visited Saturday and a few things had changed from a couple of months ago. The signs on the tables with personal dance pricing now just say $30. Without my asking, a dancer…

Airport Strip

Brampton, Ontario

set you terms and stick to 'em!

Folks, follow the advice others have offered before - negotiate your terms up front, and stick to them all the way through! The ladies at this spot are straight hustlers, and will catch you…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

first time in vegas

this was my first time in vegas and wow did we have a great time. Got picked up at our hotel in a van and driven there with no cover charge. The beers…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Great fun time during the day

This is a great club to visit during the day time between 1 to 6 pm. The girls are hot and friendly. They are willing to hang around with you for a drink and a…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

This visit to Atlantis was pretty consistent with my first visit about 2 years ago

This visit to Atlantis was pretty consistent with my first visit about 2 years ago. Ample free parking and no cover charge (at least none when I went in which was about 8pm…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Went here on a Friday night - tried getting a group to go but ended up flying solo

Went here on a Friday night - tried getting a group to go but ended up flying solo. Not too far a walk from the subway. Line to enter but it moved quickly - bouncer was…

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, Texas

I guess they are trying

I have been to Jaguars twice in the last three weeks on a Saturday night expecting a good number of dancers, but that isn't the case. On the first visit, there were six and on…

Fantasy's at the Beach

Fort Myers Beach, Florida

Better than the last time

I wasn't thrilled last year but this time was better!! The dancer quality was not the best but one was very friendly. Beers were $4.25 and money goes very far but but the gals…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Same Old

Stopped in a week ago after a long hiatus since I moved out of town. Club has changed a bit with no walls in the VIP, just beads covering the top of the walls.…

Club Paradise II Gentlemen's Club & Sports Bar

Newport News, Virginia

Nothing to be excited about

I went there for a quick visit on a Friday night after clubbing with some friends. Paid the $10 cover and got some ones and it's the same story. You have girls just waiting on…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

GOOD DURING THE DAY

I went here on my birthday after I left Scores. It was my first time there during the day, I usually go after midnight. I didn't know they had so many people in their customers…

XTC Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia

Not recommended

Not recommended. I have been here twice. This is not a typical strip club. It's private rooms only. It seems like often only 1 stripper is available. You pay $50 for the room for 20…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Ick factor

All - I've been to this club several times, but thought a review was in order. I visited on moderately busy Saturday evening. First, I hate the layout of this club; there is a large main…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Urg!

This club is in a strip mall next to a sports bar of a similar name. When you walk in the bar is on the right and tables are on the left. The private dance…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

Getting expensive

Visiting on a Thursday evening; this is my go-to club in SF (see previous review), but it's getting pricey. First, I will stress again that I think this is the best strip club layout you will…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

worst customer service from the GM

Two of my friends and I went into the club Feb 27th around 1230am to get our last drinks of the night. We were greeted by an assistant manager by the name of Kent. Kent…

The Nine O Five Lounge

Pickering, Ontario

Never again

I've been looking forward to writing this review. This was my first and last visit to 905. The dancers weren't bad, the bar staff was quick but the security is the reason I will never…

Airport Strip

Brampton, Ontario

No good

I've visited this club twice now. The first time our group walked in we turned around and walked back out. The place was empty and we saw no dancers anywhere. This time we actually sat…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Bad experience

Went to this club on a Saturday night when UFC 196 was on. Expected the place to be crowded which it was. Only seats available were directly in front on the speakers for the music.…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Love this club

Cafe is probably my favourite club in Mississauga. It doesn't matter what day or time I show up there are always several girls that I like. Many of the girls offer extras but you will…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

A great place for an F'n PL like me

I have had an on again off again relationship with this place. It still remains for me a place with a friendly staff, mostly friendly girls. This time I got in a bit…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

Good quality women

I went here on a Friday night. Place was the perfect amount of busy. Not too busy, but not too dead. I don't like to have to fight with other patrons over the girls. I…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Still a good time, but things have changed....

I got off work a little early on Friday so I decided to roll by Michael's. The place still looks like your going to the DMV from the outside, but we all know what…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Lipstick review: Dallas

So I'm from Dallas & I've never been to Lipstick until tonight; Randomly stopped by. The club is undergoing remodeling - The entrance is on the North side of the building. As soon as I walked…

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Start to End ...Investing into Strippers 4 $ex

Of course go to follies drop $300 and tay duuu But for the rest of us forced to get OTC what do you think ? I have an idea..shit I've been at it for a few Years now One visit a month for 6…

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Cocaine and Strippers

Besides weed...coco Cain seams to be a drug of choice in my area of strippers You guys seeing this as well ?

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Video that broke the Internet: Abigail Ratchford at In-N-Out

Here's the latest bosomy bouncy goodness from the fantastically endowed Abigail Ratchford: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyHfAGzNuIo Mmm . . . In-N-Out Abi Ratchford and a Dos Equis!

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Y don't club's make shit easy on the patrons and dancers ?

I mean come on Y isn't dances just one denomination like $5, $10 $20, $50 Y the fuck $12.50, $15, $25 and bull shit like that Cut down on the change and make it a simple transaction

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SC's are luxury.. So.. Minimum salary?

A current discussion got me thinking. I'm a young guy who goes to strip clubs every now and then, and I know it's a luxury, so sometimes I wonder if I can really afford to go. So, like the discussion that…

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What do you prefer a sober, slightly drunk, or very drunk dancer

I had just read the discussion "How strippers feel about sober patrons," and I immediately thought of my preferences for dancers. Most dancers that tend to be my favorites seem to be best when sober, about 70 percent or…

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Buying things for dancers

Earlier JS69 replied in a thread, I'll buy dancers a drink, weed, whatever they want within reason, if I'm into them. This started me thinking about what's going on with my CF. After spending a fair amount on Champagne…

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Does anyone hear use real time quotes or scottrade on mobile devices?

I'm just wondering what tablets or smart phone devices and apps people may use. I'm looking at upgrading my old tablet, not enough ram to load certain web sites anymore. I read you can run scottrade streaming quotes via an…

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Wow.someone 's being funny

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How Many Hours Per Week Would You Want To Spend With Women?

So this is a follow up on Longneck's question about ITC versus OTC. I like his thread because he is someone who likes to think things through and hence not necessarily take things at face value just because they…

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Dancer Drinks

I figure there have probably been threads on this in the past but... From Subraman in another thread: "I know some guys here are almost militantly anti-dancer-drinks, but I think a lot of that is resentment over high pressure tactics (and how…

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I Tell You Boys

There ain't nothing better than going fishing in the morning, then hittin' the strip club in the afternoon, I tell you what!

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Lactating Strippers in Vegas?

First off, if you have no interest in lactation, if a woman with large breasts filled with milk squirting out on you that you can suckle and enjoy is not your thing, I'm sorry, but I get it. That…

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The Rifleman Intro....

Used to watch this as a kid, but just now wondered how many shots did he fire? I count 13, but the shots don't sync with the cocking action, Supposedly the rifle held 11 bullets. Anyway that's a bad-ass rifle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUiF41tqfX8

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#boobsforbernie

https://twitter.com/hashtag/boobsforbernie?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Ehashtag I was hoping for more

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How strippers feel about sober patrons

I am wondering do these exotic dancers prefer a drinking man or even as going as far as a drunkard over the sober patron? I notice whenever I go to "Gentlemen's" clubs I get less attention or sometimes women will…

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Fav's quality is dipping

The last two visits with a long-time fave been underwhelming experiences. I've been getting dances from her off-and-on the past 12-14 years. Second-to-last dance from her that was subpar I just chalked up to her maybe being off her…

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How porn stars blackmail a ton of married NBA players

http://nypost.com/2016/03/04/how-porn-stars-blackmail-a-ton-of-married-nba-players/

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stripper brushes off VIP room for me, but not others, at an extra club

I am at an extras club. Other dancers offered me BJs and FS if I take them to the VIP rooms before, but I declined since that was dancer #3 and dancer #4. The VIP rooms are affordable enough that…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Could have sworn I reviewed this place a while back, but must have never submitted it

Could have sworn I reviewed this place a while back, but must have never submitted it. Went here about a year ago and was extremely hungover after a very long Friday night, but I will…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hot Latinos

This has to be one of the best clubs in Tijuana. $8 buys a girl a drink and she will sit with you for about 15 minutes. Also keep in mind it is…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Friday 3/4

Was stressed today so came in after work. About 10 dancers were around and only one or two of them appealed to me but there is a variety of black women here. As time wore…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Not Great, not bad for Tuesday night

Went in on Tuesday night around 11. Cover was $5 and drinks were $7. Only one girl on stage. Appeared to be in line with club name and decent looking, but not…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

First time visitor

After leaving another club in Tampa. I arrived at pink pony after midnight. The club itself was surprisingly nice on the inside and there was a couple of really hot dancers. After about 5 mins…

Minks Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Boring!

One dancer working so unfortunately the waitress took turns on stage. Stage was long winded and music choices sucked almost as bad as the dj. Hurt to crane our heads to watch when we sat…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

It's okay

I mean it's okay. I've been to better clubs. From what I hear this is one of the better ones in town. Was bored at home and decided to go out and check it out.…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Worth a visit if you like hispanic chicas

The vast majority of the girls were Cuban or central American. That is not at all a bad thing, but if you're looking for cornfed Midwestern or black girls with booty or classic…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

elie or ally

I see they moved the vending machine next to the juke box. It's still pretty dark in here. When you sit at the stage, sometimes that blue light can get in your eyes. I…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

An ok time at Kittens.

So I decided to give Kittens a look see. I went Wed. afternoon the place looked okay. I wanted to get a lay of the land before getting any dances, however these girls…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Another great night at Adelita's

Park car by border, walk, get taxi, say "adelita's". Pretty standard for me for the every few months I go down to TJ. I always go to Adelita's first because it's free entry, and you…

Cleopatra

Sofia, Bulgaria

More of a brothel

I am on a business visit to Bulgaria so decided to check out this strip club as it was recommended by the taxi driver. The club is located near the Hemus hotel. There is a 5…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Swinging Dongs: The House Has Male Dancers Now!!!

I made the horrible mistake of going to The House after a long while. See, I had heard about them hiring Jim Graham, former city councilman for Ward 1 and notorious faggot. (You read…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good time but a little pricey

Overall good time. The club venue is very nice. Set up makes it easy to interact and tip the girls. Most girls don't walk the bar for tips. Never very busy. Some days there are…

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, Illinois

Visit to Oceans

I stopped by Ocean's out of curiosity of a new club opening up. This place is owned by the same people as club O. The place is super nice very big and many seats. There…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Beware the 'specials'

Stopped at Rick's on Wednesday night for the first time in close to a year. By chance I arrived just in time for the stage parade and "three for 40" special (or was it…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Back in town

Got there around 4, parking lot open, no valet yet. Looked full from outside. Got in paid $5 cover, buffet not open till 5. Went to the bar to check things out.…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Worst club I've been to

In town for the Arnold, internet said...go check out this place - fuck Siri and her directions. Traveling to the X was odd, in the middle of residential hood was a neon sign. We weren't…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good, but not like it used to be

Huge parking lot. $15 cover. Reasonable drink prices - $6 for Coors Light. They allow smoking there, so there's a lot of idiots smoking everywhere. I used to frequent Delilah's a…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

TL,DR: A good time at...

TL,DR: A good time at a fully nude club with limited opportunities for extras. Friday March 4, 2016 9:30 pm-12:30 am visit Free parking, $15 cover (which included a free bottle of water), BYOB Fri…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Hopefully, Timing is everything

After reading some of the reviews I thought I would stop by. Maybe it was my timing, about 8:00, maybe it was the day of week, or something else's but the place was dead. After…

Agora Gentlemen's Club

Erie , Michigan

It's been awhile since I darkened their doorstep...

Stopped in to check the club out as it's been about 8 years since I last stopped in. Nice interior...bigger than it looks from the outside. Not too many girls on duty..they…

Horse Play

Forest Park, Georgia

Vegas style club without the girls

The new Crazy Horse makes you wonder how some clubs stay in business. I had agreed to review this club a long time ago, with Shadowcat agreeing that he would review Rumors. Well,…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

No-go

Wow. Hadn't been to this place during the daytime in years, and i'll make sure it's at least that long until i make that mistake again. They only had two girls there. I…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

good and bad

Clean and friendly club. The dancers range from plain to really attractive. By the time I noticed some of the hottest ones I was out of time and had to leave. Like most places…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time at Spearmint

I normally only visit Sapphire whenever I'm in town but finally decided to give Spearmint a try. I called for a limo and only had to tip the driver (no cover). Definitely the…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Presently surprised

I don't get out much and when I do I don't have lots of time, so I go for the sure shot. Most of the other reviews describe the place, so I won't bother. I…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

On The Mark Every Time

I have been going to this club for over 30 years. From my Bachelor party through 30 years of marriage. The last 20 years it has been a semi-annual date night with the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

1st visit to Pandora

Stopped in Pandoras for my first time last night. I was very impressed with the quality of the girls. The ratio of hot vs not was very good, there were definitely a couple…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

walked in and walked right back out

I left Pandoras and decided to stop in here since it was so close. It was a Friday night about 11:00 pm and the parking lot was packed, which I took as a good…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Update on Serenity

Serenity will be back at 5pm Sunday 3-6-16. She is a fabulous 24-year-old "brown" girl. She has a very pretty face and a great body. I am sure you will be very pleased with…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

not bad

I stopped in here on Monday afternoon and I was a little surprised as to how busy the bar was. There must have been 10-12 guys around the bar with a fair number…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

1st Kitten's experience

This was my third and final club of the night. I arrived shortly after midnight. Parking lot was full and cover was $10 and you have to buy a $5 drink. Girls…

Nags Head Gentlemens Venue

Spitalfields, England

GOOD VALUE IN LONDON

I actually made two visits - one on Sunday and one (briefer) on Monday. As others have said this is more like a pub with strippers. When you enter and pay your £3, you are…

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I think I'm probably pathetic

Had a very nice session with my CF today. She always wants to leave me with a smile on my face, and usually succeeds. She always waits for the next song before starting, a small touch I appreciate. Yet…

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Pivotal Moments

What moments have been particularly meaningful or pivotal in your strip clubbing life? 3 maximum (cause that's how many I have) For me it was, starting with the most significant: 1. Meeting the DS. My perfect sexual companion. 2. My first…

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Tonight's High Fact

Or This Morning's High Fact for the old fogeys who have already gone to bed. Truth: It is impossible to get high, listen to Marriage of Figaro (or almost anything else by Mozart), and not become an orchestra conductor. Try it.…

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OT: What are you watching?

Between Netflix, Hulu, and all of the cable networks, it's hard to keep track of all the tv shows and original programming out there. I'm sure a lot of it is crap, but there are some good ones. What shows…

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Mrs sea gets propositioned.....AGAIN

I’d like to know what you guys think. You have to remember I’m a ho and even though I’ve told her all about how men think and games they run she can still be so innocent, easy and trusting so…

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Getting burned even when you know better

From a recent review from TUSCLer PhantomGeek whom doesn’t seem to post much these days on the discussion board: “… Here I am, sitting on an old folding chair, fidgeting, nervous, first time at one of these meetings. I'm not alone.…

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Advice from the older members to the younger members of TUSCL

What investments are good ideas to become like some of u older men...so we too can be wealthy or comfortable And enjoy strippers in abundance

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How to know you're really high while driving....

You stop at a stop sign and space out waiting for a green light. You stop at a red light, look both ways and then go If on your way home, you automatically stop at the first fast food or donut place…

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Why would a dancer get a tattoo on her taint?

Anyone who reads my reviews knows I travel and review clubs in cities I visit. I was in a club quite a while back and while I reviewed the club I did not mention this particular dancers as she was not…

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What have I gotten myself into?

A couple of weeks ago I asked if the stripper wanted me or the wallet. Here is the thread for reference https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=40659 The vast majority of you said of course she just wanted the wallet. I was fine with that. Fast forward to…

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Too much for Detroit

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/03/04/detroit-strip-club-has-license-revoked-amid-allegations-of-indecent-exposure-drug-deals-other-illegal-activities/

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Would you watch this feature entertainer?

I know most of us don't like feature entertainers but this one is a little different. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbVz5V6DCds&app=desktop

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Housing Whores

I own a few apartment buildings in tge city and one of my ATFs (without drug issues) was having housing issues and ask if I knew of anyone renting apartments. Now at this point she had no idea of…

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WHERE MY MONTREAL FIENDS AT

I've been salivating for a trip to Montreal based on all the talks of "full service clubs". How common are these types of clubs there? Is even the non full service clubs in Montreal easier to get extras than the…

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Biggest GOP Debate Issue: Megyn Kelly's Hair: Short Or Long?

I LOVED her new short hair style! I didn't even recognize her for a moment when I watched the debate last night. My vote is 'short'. If she were a dancer I'd go broke quickly!

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FRIDAY ADVICE: How To Get 4Got & Bavarian Laid In A Strip Club

Our friends 4got and Bavarian have talked about their struggles in the club, so I thought maybe we could all give them some advice this Friday and help them start their weekend on the right foot. My advice:…

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GAWKER'S Interview Questions

Gawker was a little late on his interview with the Penis (not P-Nemesis), so I thought I would link it in case anyone missed it. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=40861

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Happy Friday

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Review malapropism that made me laugh

From a recent review, "...VIP booths are behind the tainted windows..." I can imagine a number of "tainted" items in VIP rooms, carpet and chairs coming to mind first, but this is the first time I've heard of windows!

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Soap Opera

Have you ever watched soap operas? In college, a bunch of guys in my fraternity used to watch the Guiding Light. It was absurd but we couldn't stop watching. So my life with strippers is a soap opera that…

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This is another way to know that you are really very high.

I got lost in the hot tub. Totally lost. Four different times. It was almost as scary as the balloon guns at the Miami black dive.

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Selfie

I was at a club in the Northeast yesterday and a dancer takes out her phone and shoots a selfie while giving me a BJ. Flash and everything! W-T-F? She said it was for her web page! Ever have a…

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ITC vs OTC vs Escorts

Which do you prefer? Why?

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Which clubs allow the most?

I'm here in Louisville and from my experiences here almost all the clubs are very high mileage. Which got me to thinking what other areas and clubs really get down?

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Indy Update

Making my way through Indiana for the first time in about seven years in a few weeks. One upon a time, this was a no-brainer: Hit BBF and be happy. But it seems like Brad's ain't what it used to…

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HiLiter question

Is the area around HiLiter pretty safe? The building itself looks a little shady from photos, but wasn't sure about the neighborhood around it. Thanks.

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If JS69 Like 19 Year Olds, He Should Go After This One

Her fees to see him probably won't be too high. http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/15010-worlds-youngest-billionaire-is-just-19-years-old

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Stripper reward programs

Today I met a stripper that offered me VIP for $150 Plus the house $52. She said the next time she would only charge me $100 and each time after that it would get better as she gets to know…

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Sex on the beach

Continuing a thread I started a week or so back. Let's talk about sex on the beach. How does one prevent beach sand from getting into her pussy for one It' been an issue that has plagued me thru…

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Something new John Smith should try with his naughty DS....

http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc5zh8ylE31qf1kp3o1_500.jpg

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10 questions for Reliable Movers and Packers

What 10 questions would you ask?

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Backstage pass

I had a couple people ask me at work about what its like in the dressing rooms so I figured it would make a good post topic. Don't worry boobies post to follow at some point today lol. First off…

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More bad news for south carolina

http://www.wsoctv.com/news/south-carolina/lawsuit-filed-against-greenville-strip-club-in-womans-death/137816678

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Dinner date with a MILF compared to a stripper

How having a dinner date with a MILF is different than with a stripper: You don't have to confirm everything repeatedly beforehand, wondering up to the last minute if she will show up. Her breasts are never visible She understands my jokes She doesn't…

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I wish I was an astronaut because they get hot girlfriends!

Shailynn posted a joke about Scott Kelly getting out to the clubs upon his return to solid ground! All I have to say is that I have a lot of sympathy for him! He has a brilliantly hot girlfriend and…

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Guy wants stripper arrested when she refuses sex

http://www.keysnet.com/2016/03/02/507275_key-west-stripper-refuses-paid.html?rh=1 I read this article and it made me laugh ... A recurring theme in the reviews of "extras" clubs is "make it clear what you're getting before you go to the back." The guy threatened to make a citizens arrest…

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Follies next Wednesday March 9

Next week it looks like my travels will take me to the strip club Mecca of Atlanta. I'll hit Follies Wednesday afternoon March 9, and probably a lower mileage club like Cheetah Wednesday and/or Thursday night. If anybody…

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Today's Cars

Over my lifetime I have driven and owned a lot of cars. My relatives owned a small used car lot when I was in high school and college and I bought and sold many cars. Over that time…

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Actor Sarah Paulson on her relationship with Actor Holland Taylor and their 32 y

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/sarah-paulson-on-dating-older-1377134821523510.html I think we can all relate to this story a bit~~~

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Video of Detroit strip club shooting

This 2AM video shows the shooting outside the Penthouse Lounge in Detroit. It's not everyday you get to see a real strip club shooting. The story makes it clear that this strip club, located on Livernois near Joy,…

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Guy Asks Girls About Their First BJ Experiences and Their Answers Were Surprisin

http://www.radass.com/guy-asks-girls-about-their-first-bj/?utm_source=Radass+Roundup&utm_campaign=8eace3cd23-Radass_Roundup_email&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_d9c2fbcef1-8eace3cd23-90998309

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Be our vip guest!

Toggle navigation Inbox Sent Messages BE OUR VIP GUEST! To: chessmaster From: IndustrialStrip69 2 Hours Ago BE OUR VIP GUEST! Thank you for writing a great review on TUSCL.com. The more guests communicate and give feedback, the better all clubs will be. Deja Vu is a good club, but…

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Painless Relocation in Faridabad @ http://3th.co.in/packers-and-movers-faridabad

The loading and unloading of goods are dealt fused to than utmost care and protection, consequently, traumatic lots of execution. Our gifted specialists lead each loading and unloading motion the whole professionally even though various household items, electronic and auxiliary…

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Hire Most Reliable Packers in Ghaziabad @ http://3th.co.in/packers-and-movers-gh

After you might have chosen in relation to hunt for the person acquaintances solutions immediately after you'll want to receive critical residing place pertaining to holding had self-hard get. Produce for sure a wonderful residing place pertaining to holding had…

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MILF Update

I recently had my first date with a very fuckable MILF. She's the only one that has turned me on somewhat. If she had been a stripper when she was 18, she would've been a DS. And her…

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{[{[{ 10 Questions For Hotstuff69babi: Getting to Know TUSCL Members Series Epis

While we are waiting for Gawker to (hopefully) respond to his interview I will move on to our next interview subject. I kindly asked the lovely Hotstuff69babi to take this interview and she agreed on one condition: Rech has to…

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Guy should have read TUSCL and seen all of the reviews that got flagged.

A retired Massachusetts lawyer vowed to make a citizen’s arrest Wednesday against a Key West stripper when she would not have sex with him or return money he paid her, according to police. A patrolman warned John L. Ciardi, 62, that…

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340 Days In Space

I'm not sure if this guy is married, but the first thing he wants to do when he's back on earth is jump in his pool? I figured he'd say he would want to drink a 5th of Bourbon…

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This is how you know that you're really really high

The stick figures at the top of the tuscl page where a faceless woman in black (I hope its a woman) is giving a blow job to a faceless man in black .... is one of the hottest things that you've…

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18 and barely legal

I really don't want to get into an argument with Nina. I really don't. But Nina you should understand this. The weed says that I must share this. So I must. Fucking a gorgeous blond 18…

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Cold Turkey

What's the longest break you have taken from going to strip clubs? Why did you decide to take a break, and what caused you to eventually head back to the clubs? I don't think I have been to a club since…

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OT: "New York Strip Steak" OR "Ribeye Steak"

Medium rare New York Strip Steak with fresh sauteed mushrooms.

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LA Smorgasbord

4 Choices from LA: -West LA -Valley -Downtown -Long drive to COI What would you pick?

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What's your strippers favorite food?

In the club or at lunch or dinner? My fav loves hot wings and french fries. Another girl loves pepperoni pizza. And another I know loves sushi

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Squawk! Who is the smartest hairless ape on this site?

After rickdugan of course. He's the smartest hairless ape I've ever met. That's the ticket! rickdugan has given me his opinions, but I want to see how many of you are even close to being as smart as rickdugan. Squawk!

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Squawk! Anybody know a club with 18-year old female hairless apes that like to d

Please share any intel. That's the ticket! I need intel! Squawk!

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warning: i just hit Red !

Usually i don't announce this but since the current trend on tuscl is to be open, helpful and honest. I figured i would share that I have clubbed a lil to hard this month. Unplanned but damn ! I enjoyed…

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Compliment from a stripper

What's the best compliment a stripper has given you? One stripper told me, "We would have great sex." Another one said, "I have a little crush on you."

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Faking Orgasms

Have you ever faked an orgasm? I never have but apparently some guys do. http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/18-guys-whove-actually-admitted-to-faking-orgasms?utm_term=.ljGEOK7eD#.npjnR3DX5

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Jacksonville 2AMer.

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- One man was killed and another was seriously injured during a shooting outside a strip club in West Jacksonville early Wednesday morning, authorities said. It happened about 1:30 a.m. at the Silver Fox, located in the…

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Political primary math

Add up all The electoral votes of Cruz, Rubio, Kasich, and Carson; and they are still 4 votes behind Trump. WTF?

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Federal agents raid former strip club owner's home

Strip club owners have nice houses. http://www.wbrc.com/story/31358309/federal-agents-raid-former-strip-club-owners-home

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{[{[{ 10 Questions For Gawker: Getting to Know TUSCL Members Series Episode Six

10 Questions for Gawker: I have been bombarded with messages from people asking me to interview certain members on this board, but I can't see anyone giving more interesting answers than Gawker. 1. Aside from putting together furniture for strippers using…

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Texting

This old fart only started texting last June when my kids gave me an Iphone 6 for Fathers day. I'm still learning but I have mastered how to send text messages using voice instead on typing the message. I even…

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Do some strippers make you harder than others?

I was just with a certain redhead (not the one I'm in love with), and I swear she makes me harder than other strippers. When I'm inside her I feel longer and harder than normal. My dick feels…

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Dancer Communications

There's this dancer that I know. I won't mention her name, but I'm in love with her. She rocks my sexual world like no woman ever has, or likely ever will. But the bitch pisses me off…

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So who do you think will be our next President?

Hillary, Trump , or Bloomberg? I'm starting to think Hillary in a tossup election. I found it amusing tonight to hear Hillary sound like me when describing Sanders. My favorite choice though is none of the above. I do give Trump…

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Strippers and politics?

A local dancing girl joined me in my room for a very satisfying OTC romp today. I had the TV news on when she arrived and of course the primary elections dominated the news today. I turned the volume…

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Materialism

Running off of a comment papi said in another thread. I agree with Maybe some on this site is and that's ok I'm not judging. Hell who am i ? Lol Speaking for myself im not materialist. If i made six figures…

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living to and past 60

Is life even worth it ? I know shadow makes 70+ look attractive but thats got to be a small percentage of 70 year old results What you guys think ? Been really believing in just living fast and fun and if…

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Dancer venting and throws out odd compliment (SS) ;)

- This is more of a humble brag. My best guess is she was just venting to me out loud, however, on my last visit this Friday she said, "You're one of my best customers and my best tipping customer…

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san_jose-guy threatens to kill motorhead

“…then I would be happy to put a bullet through your forehead.” https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=40849#comment487173 ban this fucking psycho nut job

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John Hubner, wrote about Mitchell Bro's, but now the Family Court

John Hubner, wrote about Mitchell Bro's, but now the Family Court I know him for writing an awesome book about Jim and Artie Mitchell. He wrote for the San Francisco Chronicle and must have done scores of dancer interviews to…

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what really happened to PP in Greenville SC

http://www.greenvilleonline.com/story/news/local/2015/06/27/platinum-plus-greenville-lawsuits/29393269/

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Victims sue Lust strip club in Greenville in wrong-way-driver crash

http://www.greenvilleonline.com/story/news/crime/2016/03/01/greenville-lust-strip-club-lawsuit/81100784/

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Need a replacement DS?

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/what-the-inside-of-a-sex-doll-factory-looks-like-1761958511?OHKWAME&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Johnny Strip Club

http://nypost.com/2016/03/01/johnny-manziel-embraces-out-of-control-lifestyle-in-stripper-video/ The disgraced Browns quarterback was reportedly spotted at Miami’s King of Diamonds gentleman’s club on Monday. In a video obtained by Barstool Sports, the 23-year-old seems to be enjoying his visit at the South Florida hot spot, flashing his chains…

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The girl that could break John Smith's bank account....

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/062314/thenug-GKsgU3Nu4g.jpg

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ITC Strategy

When visiting a club for the first time.... What type of girl do you usually look for that you expect will give you the experience you generally seek? I typically don't waste my time with the 8+s and higher because my…

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Providence RI .. One of the last SC cities

Fellow TUSCLers, work is taking me to providence RI which I was really excited about because I had heard it was one of the better SC cities. So I spent the last hour or so cruising the reviews trying…