TUSCL Ted spots a nice looking gal in a bar so he goes up and starts some small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
"Carmen," she replied.
That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you Carmen, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes.
"What's your name?"
"Beerfuck."
LOL