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TUSCL Ted

TUSCL Ted spots a nice looking gal in a bar so he goes up and starts
some small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.

"Carmen," she replied.

That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you Carmen, your mother?"


"No, I named myself," she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes.

"What's your name?"

"Beerfuck."