My soon-to-be traveling companion just read a book where a character was an "everything but" girl (a virgin that does HJs, BJs, rimjobs, etc). Surprisingly, new girl didn't know what a rimjob was.
She didn't seem turned off when I told her. So I have one thing to say. Brilliant!
Full disclosure: Despite my love of scatological humor the rimjob thing is not a joke. They really do feel great. Contrary to some on here, liking rimjobs doesn't make you gay. Unless you like rimjobs from other men. If you do that is gay. I like rimjobs from women, so I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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last commentHow old is she? I can imagine an older woman not knowing, I suppose, it was pretty edgey for us. It's pretty much completely mainstream for the generations that have followed us, though; nearly impossibly a 20-year-old won't have heard it (or experienced it), IMO
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You don't have a girlfriend, stop it.
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^^^ Well if you're going to go there, he's not actually a real person either. Maybe he's a juice alias. Maybe he's the alias of a juice alias.
Mind Blown
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Shit. That is what you taste. Might as well eat a Big Mac
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"^^^ Well if you're going to go there, he's not actually a real person either. Maybe he's a juice alias. Maybe he's the alias of a juice alias.
Mind Blown"
But what if I'm the alias of a juice alias and juice has a girlfriend? Mind double blown! Brilliant!
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"How old is she?"
And I don't actually say "brilliant!" all of the time. Sorry to burst you're bubble, but I'm not a complete weirdo!
But I also don't make stuff up completely. I do have a dachshund buddy. And a pet frog. I just take my real life and dress it up with "brilliant!" and "ace!" And exclamation points. Lots and lots of exclamation points!!! ;)
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You almost had me, but then lost me with the preposterous notion "juice has a girlfriend"
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Juicy claims to be 37 as well.
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We're all juice and juice is fucking everyone. I did give crazyjoes mom a rimjob one time though and it tasted like shit. Tell your mom to wipe next time joe!!!
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+1 ime
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It is odd that she didn't know what a rim job is. Some older folks might not be fully aware. I'm not sure about young folks (since I'm too old to know).
If anyone watches porn - they've probably seen one - but they might not know what it's called. They don't usually say "I love the way you rim my ass!" -
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