New girlfriend: "what's a rimjob?"
4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!
She didn't seem turned off when I told her. So I have one thing to say. Brilliant!
Full disclosure: Despite my love of scatological humor the rimjob thing is not a joke. They really do feel great. Contrary to some on here, liking rimjobs doesn't make you gay. Unless you like rimjobs from other men. If you do that is gay. I like rimjobs from women, so I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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*Mind Blown*
*Mind Blown*"
But what if I'm the alias of a juice alias and juice has a girlfriend? Mind double blown! Brilliant!
35. I'm 37.
And I don't actually say "brilliant!" all of the time. Sorry to burst you're bubble, but I'm not a complete weirdo!
But I also don't make stuff up completely. I do have a dachshund buddy. And a pet frog. I just take my real life and dress it up with "brilliant!" and "ace!" And exclamation points. Lots and lots of exclamation points!!! ;)
If anyone watches porn - they've probably seen one - but they might not know what it's called. They don't usually say "I love the way you rim my ass!" -