New girlfriend: "what's a rimjob?"

4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!
My soon-to-be traveling companion just read a book where a character was an "everything but" girl (a virgin that does HJs, BJs, rimjobs, etc). Surprisingly, new girl didn't know what a rimjob was.

She didn't seem turned off when I told her. So I have one thing to say. Brilliant!

Full disclosure: Despite my love of scatological humor the rimjob thing is not a joke. They really do feel great. Contrary to some on here, liking rimjobs doesn't make you gay. Unless you like rimjobs from other men. If you do that is gay. I like rimjobs from women, so I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

11 comments

  • Subraman
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    8 years ago
    How old is she? I can imagine an older woman not knowing, I suppose, it was pretty edgey for us. It's pretty much completely mainstream for the generations that have followed us, though; nearly impossibly a 20-year-old won't have heard it (or experienced it), IMO
  • ime
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    8 years ago
    You don't have a girlfriend, stop it.
  • Subraman
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    8 years ago
    ^^^ Well if you're going to go there, he's not actually a real person either. Maybe he's a juice alias. Maybe he's the alias of a juice alias.

    *Mind Blown*
  • crazyjoe
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    8 years ago
    Shit. That is what you taste. Might as well eat a Big Mac
  • 4got2wipe
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    8 years ago
    "^^^ Well if you're going to go there, he's not actually a real person either. Maybe he's a juice alias. Maybe he's the alias of a juice alias.

    *Mind Blown*"

    But what if I'm the alias of a juice alias and juice has a girlfriend? Mind double blown! Brilliant!
  • 4got2wipe
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    8 years ago
    "How old is she?"

    35. I'm 37.

    And I don't actually say "brilliant!" all of the time. Sorry to burst you're bubble, but I'm not a complete weirdo!

    But I also don't make stuff up completely. I do have a dachshund buddy. And a pet frog. I just take my real life and dress it up with "brilliant!" and "ace!" And exclamation points. Lots and lots of exclamation points!!! ;)
  • Subraman
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    8 years ago
    You almost had me, but then lost me with the preposterous notion "juice has a girlfriend"
  • shailynn
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    8 years ago
    Juicy claims to be 37 as well.
  • chessmaster
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    8 years ago
    We're all juice and juice is fucking everyone. I did give crazyjoes mom a rimjob one time though and it tasted like shit. Tell your mom to wipe next time joe!!!
  • larryfisherman
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    8 years ago
    +1 ime
  • Cashman1234
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    8 years ago
    It is odd that she didn't know what a rim job is. Some older folks might not be fully aware. I'm not sure about young folks (since I'm too old to know).

    If anyone watches porn - they've probably seen one - but they might not know what it's called. They don't usually say "I love the way you rim my ass!" -
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