In Honor of ShadowCat

I posted this a while back but it seemed appropriate to post again in honor of the Follies master. Hope he can be back soon.

He's had lots of cute dancers at Follies, or so I've been told,
But how is that possible when he is so old?

In a dark private corner that's where you'll find his special seat,
And the stuff he does with young girls right there is really quite neat.

The vagina inspector, that's what his t-shirts say,
Viagra, Cialis, or Levitea, he must take a dozen a day.

If a clubs in the news, he'll report the details to us all with determination and grit,
And if it happens in Flo Rida., it's guaranteed to involve some real stripper shit.

Retrograde ejaculation, well he's got that too,
Not sure what that means except when you cum there's no goo.

He's as old as the hills, that much is true,
But he rarely leaves the club with balls that are blue.

And this guy's car -- he drives an awesome Mustang GT,
If I get to be that old, just like him is what I want to be.

Who is this master of young Atlanta sluts?
Well, he's called shaddowcat,
A very old guy who regularly fucks young strippers, just imagine that.