I posted this a while back but it seemed appropriate to post again in honor of the Follies master. Hope he can be back soon.
He's had lots of cute dancers at Follies, or so I've been told,
But how is that possible when he is so old?
In a dark private corner that's where you'll find his special seat,
And the stuff he does with young girls right there is really quite neat.
The vagina inspector, that's what his t-shirts say,
Viagra, Cialis, or Levitea, he must take a dozen a day.
If a clubs in the news, he'll report the details to us all with determination and grit,
And if it happens in Flo Rida., it's guaranteed to involve some real stripper shit.
Retrograde ejaculation, well he's got that too,
Not sure what that means except when you cum there's no goo.
He's as old as the hills, that much is true,
But he rarely leaves the club with balls that are blue.
And this guy's car -- he drives an awesome Mustang GT,
If I get to be that old, just like him is what I want to be.
Who is this master of young Atlanta sluts?
Well, he's called shaddowcat,
A very old guy who regularly fucks young strippers, just imagine that.
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last commentHe's a role model.
We all hope to have as much fun when we get to his age.
I think he's having more fun than many of us are in strip clubs even now.
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lol yeah, I remember this. Good timing and very creative little poem John Smith
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Right
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The poems inspirational. Touché.
Shadow, take your time. We're thinking of you, and waiting for the acute description of your experience.
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shadowcat is progressing, his buddy shadow, the cat tells me.
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Great work JS!
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Follies should that framed and hung over a dark corner seat in his honor.
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Nice of you to post that. Shadowcat will enjoy seeing it again. Also like the idea of hanging a copy of it in his corner at Follies.
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Nice!
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Bravo...bravo!!!
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