Really nice club, but lots of upselling

I went in around midnight on a Monday night after not having much luck at the Lodge down the street. Club is large, and quite nice.

It was a Monday, so I not very busy. Plenty of parking. $15 to get in, $9 for a Corona, $20 LD's. Normal lap dances are on the main floor, not very private.

There are several different VIP areas ranging from $150 to $600.

About 30 mins in, I spotted perhaps the hottest stripper I've ever seen at a club (I've been to quite a few around the country), a fairly tall, enhanced blonde who goes by Alice.

She's basically female perfection, IMHO. Pretty face, maybe early 20s, large boltons (probably a D cup or a full C), not rail thin, but not thick at all. If there's a more perfect girl, I haven't seen one.