londonguy, London recommendations

5/9/2016 4:31:32 AM

I'm going to be visiting the UK with a new girlfriend shortly. She's going to run off to visit family friends one day. Is there any place worth my time? Last time I was in London was many years ago and I stayed near Soho. There was plenty of entertainment but I didn't look for any English strip clubs. I haven't set up our hotel yet, but I plan to get someplace near a tube station. This would have to be an afternoon, not nighttime, club visit.

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saroya

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9 years ago

Try the Windmill...

londonguy

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9 years ago

I wouldn't bother if I were you, however if you really want to try then I'd say Stringfellows or Rhino but not sure if they are open PM. Strings is much nearer central London. If I were you I'd go and see a nice English escort, expensive but I can recommend a few. If you want advice on this or anything to do with your arrangements or getting around London let me know. Don't stay in a hotel with a post code (zip) starting with an 'E' and try and find a hotel on the North side of the Thames river.

motorhead

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9 years ago

My man Lemmy was a regular a Stringfellows.

http://www.stringfellows.co.uk/motorhead…

londonguy

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9 years ago

I know Motor, I stood had a pint with him one night at the main bar.

motorhead

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9 years ago

That is awesome

DroidX

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9 years ago

I once had dinner at Stringfellows and my company didn't notice when I expensed it. Several good looking girls, but little to no mileage.

shailynn

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9 years ago

"I'm going to be visiting the UK with a new girlfriend shortly"

Fuck her in the pussy, don't worry about strip clubs on this trip.

If you takes Juice's advice, you'd cover her in BBQ sauce before you fuck her in the pussy.

timothyjames55

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9 years ago

Hey LondonGuy, along those lines, just wondering: I'm going to be going touring around England (not just London), and maybe even Ireland/Scottland in the near future... are there places where laws are different than London that you're aware of? I'm not looking for OTC, just wondering if there are places where much more mileage is allowed than what it seems in London?

4got2wipe

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9 years ago

"If you takes Juice's advice, you'd cover her in BBQ sauce before you fuck her in the pussy."

Juice provides brilliant advice! Perhaps somebody could compile a book of Juice's best! ;)

Seriously though, I plan to do a lot of that! The fucking her in the pussy part, not the BBQ sauce part! The potential strip club activity was just for when she was visiting family friends (some little town north of Cambridge if I remember correctly).

After londonguy's comments I may go along and just be a tourist for the afternoon. Or perhaps go to Stratford and do some ace Shakespeare-based tourism! ;)

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