Self-Service in Strip Club Bathroom

Why don't you just give the bathroom troll $10 to finish you off?

I'll have to think about that. I'm not into guys, though, so it probably wouldn't work. With alcohol, though, you never know.

Anything can happen with enough alcohol. Just ask LDK82

I'll strongly consider it. I think I'd be all right with it, as long as the bathroom guy didn't have especially hair forearms.

No, I have never felt the need to do that.

No. Never.

But then, I live in Detroit. So getting extras if I want them has never been a problem.

Never thought of it. I think you make an interesting point.

No

Hate to admit it, but done it twice.

Never.

At a "clean" club I used to go to, dancers used to make fun of guys that would head straight to the restroom after a lap dance. They figured he was going in there to clean the pipes after getting worked up during the dance.

I learned not to head to the bathroom after a dance. Even if I had to pee

Huh, I never thought about jerking off in the club restroom after lappers. Even in "clean" clubs, I always assume that a guy heading straight to the john (translation for londonguy: "loo") after a lap dance is washing, not wanking. However, I have on rare occasions, after an unsatisfying night of clubbing, rubbed one out at home. Nowadays I never do that, preferring to save the sexual energy for my next SC visit.

^^ Thanks MrD (I did know your phrase for it though) :-)

Here I thought self service in the restroom meant grabbing paper towels without help from an attendant.

I was naive to think guys couldn't cum in their pants from a lap dance(I now know otherwise). But the thought of some dude pathetic enough to be jerking it in the bathroom(as opposed to waiting till he gets home) is hard to contemplate.

^agreed. I'll have to remember never to go to the bathroom after a lapper.

No.

I'm pathetic. But never that pathetic.

Oh god no. I think it'd be more dignified to have an ldk during a dance than to jerk off. At least a woman is getting you off instead of your hand. No offense to LDK btw.

Uh...no.

I'm too old to need to relieve the pressure ITC. At home later on...well...you know.

I've never pulled it to ejaculation in a strip club restroom, but I have given myself a few preparatory strokes to have it ready for the next stage before the next dance, especially in clubs that cut songs and the meter is running....