Funeral Stippers

Not me! I want them at my hospital bed before I go. Why should my family subsidize my friend's carnal desires when I can't enjoy it myself! :-D

Like ATAC said I would rather have them with me right before I die rather than at my funeral. However, I could see bringing some strippers to my ex wife's funeral.

If I have strippers at my funeral - I know where I will find the guest list...

Do the girls have to split their tips with the funeral home?

No, rather than attend my funeral, I would prefer that a stripper *cause* my funeral :) There are much worse ways for an old coot to go than an energetic round in the champagne room, you know (not that I'm an old coot yet)!

I wouldn't care. I'd be dead.