Like ATAC said I would rather have them with me right before I die rather than at my funeral. However, I could see bringing some strippers to my ex wife's funeral.
No, rather than attend my funeral, I would prefer that a stripper cause my funeral :) There are much worse ways for an old coot to go than an energetic round in the champagne room, you know (not that I'm an old coot yet)!
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last commentNot me! I want them at my hospital bed before I go. Why should my family subsidize my friend's carnal desires when I can't enjoy it myself! :-D
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Like ATAC said I would rather have them with me right before I die rather than at my funeral. However, I could see bringing some strippers to my ex wife's funeral.
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If I have strippers at my funeral - I know where I will find the guest list...
Do the girls have to split their tips with the funeral home?
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No, rather than attend my funeral, I would prefer that a stripper cause my funeral :) There are much worse ways for an old coot to go than an energetic round in the champagne room, you know (not that I'm an old coot yet)!
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I wouldn't care. I'd be dead.
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