I think it's a secret society. Kind of like the illuminati. Or the Knights Templer.
You have to be asked to join. And then they make you go on quests and such.
Rush week and initiation is a bitch though...
Just to get an interview Juicy made me eat 12 Chackin Fangers, 20 Chackin thighs and I had to lick a full bottle of bbq sauce off a strippers boobies. I also had to drink 5 Four Locos and mow his lawn without fucking it up.
Okay, Couldn't find the Rock Lobster avatar but I did find this cute whale tale on a bikini... I think I'll stick with it. Thanks for the inspiration guys!
Hugh - yes that's a solid new avatar.
Do you spend more tha. $28.50 when you come to a show club? Well then you too can be a whale. Please send $99.98 and a self address envelop to:
Juicy Nutz
83 Chevy Van Down Bt The River Lane
Asheville' NC 69699
You will receive:
* a coupon for $2 off any Chackin combo at Church's Chicken
* a coupon for a free mashed tater and gravy at KFC
* a coupon for a small drink at Popeyes
* a coupon for free admission to Bogarts in Michigan (minimum purchase, 2 drinks and a Blow Job required)
* your very own whale avatar (Juice decides what color)
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