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Shitting

crazyjoe
Colorado
I am moving up in the world. Today I shit at Dillard's. They had the paper covers for the seat and they had those automatic flusher thingy things. Fancy! I didnt even have to flush! It did it all by itself! I dont know how it does that but i love it! I will definitely go back and shit that place up again

7 comments

  • mikeya02
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    8 years ago
    One day they might put cameras in toilets and and they can print out a pic of your creation for you...lol
  • rockstar666
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    8 years ago
    Wait until you discover a bidet! Defecation heaven!
  • twentyfive
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    8 years ago
    I think you're shitting us!
  • Meursault
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    8 years ago
    @crazyjoe, you accidentally posted this on the wrong site. You want "The Ultimate Shit Club List." Be careful though, that is a dark little corner of the Interweb. You might be considered "MostlyNormalJoe" over there.
  • JuiceBox69
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    8 years ago
    Lol ^
  • DoctorPhil.
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    8 years ago
    i should get you to shit in the gold toilet of the sultan of brunea. punish that dick for buying the andy worman wig i wanted

    andy worman was my pappys buddy. i used to call him uncle andy and hed bring over aunt candy and uncle sugar plum fairy for dinner
  • crazyjoe
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    8 years ago

    @Meursault...lmfao


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